gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.
Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?
Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.Interesting idea, however. And she looks better in subsequent pictures.
AAlumni: I would watch this if they put them naked with the gigantic coconut crabs on Nikumaroro Island. Give them coconut-scented sun block and pina coladas and let the circle of life unfold before our eyes. Now THAT would be must see TV.[www.svnereida.com image 518x389]
AAlumni: There are three atolls in the Maldives that are commonly referred to as "Funadhoo": Kaafu, Baa, and Shaviyani. Confusing, I know. But the island they're on may be uninhabited.
WhippingBoy: BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.
Quantum Apostrophe: Makes sense, many women use their between-legs as a meal ticket.
Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.
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