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(Daily Mail)   "She had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-04-05 08:54:49 PM  

Fallout Boy: Whore.


Lure
 
2013-04-05 08:56:39 PM  
Well. That beats "Hillbilly Handfishing" all to hell, doesn't it?
 
2013-04-05 08:58:15 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.


To be fair, if she was out 2 weeks without soap or hygiene products it might be a little uh....offish.
 
2013-04-05 08:59:33 PM  
this really isn't news.
Most women know that if they are in a really tight spot and starving all they have to do is open their legs and something will swim by and feed them.
 
2013-04-05 09:02:56 PM  
More fake TV for your mindless pleasure.
 
2013-04-05 09:03:34 PM  
Didn't the adult movie industry already do this?
 
2013-04-05 09:06:03 PM  
Does anyone else remember when the history channel focused on history, discovery channel on science, and A&e on the arts?

This shiat is retarded.
 
2013-04-05 09:06:24 PM  

GungFu: Richard C Stanford: gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.


Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.

That's why I think we should have acual reality TV. Think "Battle Royal" meets Survivor meets Mad Max. Pretty much dump a bunch of death row convicts in the middle of nowhere, tell them that they have to survive and that the last one remaining gets a pardon, and film what happens.
/am I a sociopath for thinking that Jerry Sandusky getting shot with a crossbow would be hilarious?

[www.themoviemind.com image 510x755]

Been done. They nicked my idea.


It's been done as movie like 40 years ago called 'The Tenth Victim'.
 
2013-04-05 09:07:11 PM  
So, fish like roast beef?

/The more you know...
 
2013-04-05 09:09:06 PM  
Unlikely tag on vacation
 
2013-04-05 09:12:08 PM  
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

/anyway, I'm a vegetarian
 
2013-04-05 09:12:46 PM  

douchebag/hater: It's been done as movie like 40 years ago called 'The Tenth Victim'.


It was also done as DeathRace 2000
 
2013-04-05 09:14:47 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 231x130]


What's it called the film? And please tell me that that is a normal Japanese movie and not some weird porn.
 
2013-04-05 09:17:34 PM  

bunner: I think I would just raid the catering truck for the audio, cam ops, grips, editors and location mixers.


Or just eat the crew.
 
2013-04-05 09:19:24 PM  
The fish was like, "Hey, what smells like me?"
 
2013-04-05 09:24:04 PM  
Kinda brings a whole new meaning to fish tacos...
 
2013-04-05 09:25:47 PM  
I would watch this if they put them naked with the gigantic coconut crabs on Nikumaroro Island.  Give them coconut-scented sun block and pina coladas and let the circle of life unfold before our eyes. Now THAT would be must see TV.


www.svnereida.com
 
2013-04-05 09:31:06 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2013-04-05 09:31:13 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Makes sense, many women use their between-legs as a meal ticket.


since the dawn of time. old news is well, you know...
 
2013-04-05 09:38:47 PM  

Infidel815: That is Busch League subby ! Busch League.


Is that the UK spelling?

/fixed
 
2013-04-05 09:41:55 PM  

DerAppie: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 231x130]

What's it called the film? And please tell me that that is a normal Japanese movie and not some weird porn.


It's not my image, I stole it from a Fark thread about a year ago. Even reverse image doesn't tell me much about it. But you know Japan and their "normal" stuff.
 
2013-04-05 09:44:02 PM  
Sounds like marriage... Or a kinky sex act.

The Slush: [seinfeld]


I laughed out loud and may have to steal that.
 
2013-04-05 09:46:54 PM  
Now I've got this image in my head of her flicking her "little man" up and down like an angler fish.
 
2013-04-05 09:51:26 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.

That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.

Interesting idea, however. And she looks better in subsequent pictures.


That's not a "steel knife", it's his "camera". You know, the "only" thing he was dropped on the island with?

The other pictures are of a totally different woman.

People who develop reality TV shows should be dropped naked on remote islands in Tanzania and left to fight it out Hunger Games style, with the last surviving person allowed to live with the condition that they don't go anywhere near television related facilities ever again. Not even a Best Buy.

/IMHO
 
2013-04-05 09:51:29 PM  
At this rate, I fully expect we will see some version of "The Running Man" hit television in our lifetime.
 
2013-04-05 09:56:00 PM  

ottosmom: At this rate, I fully expect we will see some version of "The Running Man" hit television in our lifetime.


I want to see "Beat the Reaper" - where the contestants are all given a lethal toxin, and the one who answers the most trivia questions wins the antidote.
 
2013-04-05 09:56:17 PM  

ottosmom: At this rate, I fully expect we will see some version of "The Running Man" hit television in our lifetime.


I caught the ending on tv back in 2001
 
2013-04-05 10:00:11 PM  
fiat500classics.com
 
2013-04-05 10:06:32 PM  
Her husband probably suggested this action.  Gross but genius.
 
2013-04-05 10:16:49 PM  
The next time the Fark Feminist Brigade tells me to "check my privilege", I'll just point them back to this article.
 
2013-04-05 10:16:53 PM  

gweilo8888: , every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage,


'frankenbites'.

/Boyfriend's bro is a scriptwriter for reality shows
//It pays the bills
 
2013-04-05 10:17:43 PM  
what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'
 
2013-04-05 10:19:28 PM  

BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'


Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.
 
2013-04-05 10:22:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 10:30:06 PM  

aevorea: /Boyfriend's bro is a scriptwriter for reality shows
//It pays the bills


You know what you have to do, for the sake of humanity.

/end him now.
 
2013-04-05 10:31:16 PM  
Let's just pretend this is real. She's attractive enough. Don't you think the first few hours would be him trying to hide a boner?
 
2013-04-05 10:34:42 PM  

WhippingBoy: BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'

Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.


I don't know about that. That same logic has trapped me and countless other men, time after time.
And no matter how often we escape, we fall for the same bait, time after time.
 
2013-04-05 10:38:03 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: WhippingBoy: BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'

Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.

I don't know about that. That same logic has trapped me and countless other men, time after time.
And no matter how often we escape, we fall for the same bait, time after time.


I stand corrected. You're absolutely right. We could be told exactly how we're about to be taken advantage of, but will jump in with no regards to consequences if the bait is right...
 
2013-04-05 10:57:01 PM  
entertainment.ie

Use your private parts as piranha bait...
 
2013-04-05 10:58:38 PM  

WhippingBoy: BlippityBleep: what, did she just decide out of the blue to be like 'hey i'm going to just put my lady bits out for show and maybe the fish will like it?'

Women logic. This is the one in a billion circumstance when it actually worked.


Oh man, know how many drunk dudes have tried to fish with their dick? Mind you, this would be in the backwoods and other substances may have been involved.

Horrific image of ghostly white ginger standing in a river still haunting the memory of several.
 
2013-04-05 11:00:14 PM  
Set fire to you hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that's out of date
USE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS AS PIRANHA BAIT

Dumb ways to die...so many dome ways to die...
http://www.dumbwaystodie.com
 
2013-04-05 11:03:29 PM  
Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
 
2013-04-05 11:06:08 PM  
cdn.chud.com
 
2013-04-05 11:17:17 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

/anyway, I'm a vegetarian


Heh-heh, well how YOU doin', fresh-vag?

/this thread gave me pimp tools
 
2013-04-05 11:26:52 PM  
They couldn't get the smell out of the fish however.
 
2013-04-05 11:26:54 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: 'Survival shows are so common now that it's gotten more and more difficult to convince the audience that what they're watching is something extreme.  Having no clothes just takes it to the next level. It's the ultimate test and makes survival exponentially more difficult.'

Next season:  "Survival of the Handicapped"


Followed by "Survival of the Mentally Handicapped"
 
2013-04-05 11:33:53 PM  
the show's executive producer Steve Rankin told the Daily News yesterday from a hospital bed in Costa Rica where he was recovering after being bitten hours earlier by a venomous snake while working on the show.

God that line made me happy.

And fark Fark for supporting the Daily Mail by posting every single article, every single day.
 
2013-04-05 11:34:59 PM  
LOL


/Keep up the good work internet.
 
2013-04-05 11:35:10 PM  
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2013-04-05 11:39:12 PM  
yep, that's how the last cougar got me, too
 
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