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(Daily Mail)   "She had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-04-05 05:59:45 PM  
Hahahahah gross.
 
2013-04-05 06:05:07 PM  
Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?
 
2013-04-05 06:06:55 PM  
'Survival shows are so common now that it's gotten more and more difficult to convince the audience that what they're watching is something extreme.  Having no clothes just takes it to the next level. It's the ultimate test and makes survival exponentially more difficult.'

Next season:  "Survival of the Handicapped"
 
2013-04-05 06:10:06 PM  
After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.
 
2013-04-05 06:12:50 PM  
Meh.
I've used clams for bait before.
 
2013-04-05 06:16:02 PM  
Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.

That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.

Interesting idea, however. And she looks better in subsequent pictures.
 
2013-04-05 06:24:50 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.


I was gonna say filet of trouser trout but snapper works too.
 
2013-04-05 06:55:49 PM  
I think I would just raid the catering truck for the audio, cam ops, grips, editors and location mixers.
 
2013-04-05 06:57:07 PM  
I would like to watch this show, but what's the point? The good bits will be pixels out.
 
2013-04-05 07:16:38 PM  
Please let it be a red snapper.
 
2013-04-05 07:27:32 PM  
The rock and pool
is nice and cool
so juicy sweet.
Our only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweet!
 
2013-04-05 07:40:46 PM  
Fishay fishay!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 07:47:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 07:49:35 PM  
That Johnathan guy is a bit of alright.  Just need to put a bag over his head, maybe...
 
2013-04-05 07:50:26 PM  
unf
 
2013-04-05 07:55:58 PM  
Sort of a "fight fire with fire" kind of thing, eh?
 
2013-04-05 07:58:35 PM  
The little man in the boat will win.
 
2013-04-05 08:00:11 PM  
"Great.  Now I'll never get the smell out."
 
2013-04-05 08:01:16 PM  
Omfg, stfu ... No way. No.
 
2013-04-05 08:02:31 PM  
Innovative?
 
2013-04-05 08:02:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 08:03:02 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.

That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.

Interesting idea, however. And she looks better in subsequent pictures.


She looks so much better in the other pictures that you'd almost think she was a completely different person.

They're talking about 3 different shows. The Stafford guy isn't pictured at all. The first picture is from a different show, the other pictures are from a third show.
 
2013-04-05 08:04:13 PM  
That is Busch League subby ! Busch League.
 
2013-04-05 08:04:43 PM  

Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?


Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.
 
2013-04-05 08:05:16 PM  
Eh, not like anyone expects anything of quality from the Discovery Channel anyway.
It's sadder to see the Science Channel get these shows.
I can't wait to see d-list "celebrity scientists" comment on "the science behind epic fail videos", VH1-style.

Yes, the commercial said "epic fail" and even had a font for it.
 
2013-04-05 08:09:38 PM  

Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?


Use a thief to catch a thief, use fish to catch fish.
 
2013-04-05 08:10:59 PM  
Betty White pick up the white courtesy phone.
 
2013-04-05 08:11:32 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Eh, not like anyone expects anything of quality from the Discovery Channel anyway.
It's sadder to see the Science Channel get these shows.
I can't wait to see d-list "celebrity scientists" comment on "the science behind epic fail videos", VH1-style.

Yes, the commercial said "epic fail" and even had a font for it.


Yeah Discovery is serious fail these days.  Ever since Mythbusters has started doing a "WARNING: Science Content" so you can change the channel in fear, you know it's over.
 
2013-04-05 08:12:20 PM  

AbbeySomeone: AdolfOliverPanties: After hours in the water, she came back to camp with a big red snapper.

I was gonna say filet of trouser trout but snapper works too.


I was gonna say she caught a tube steak.
 
2013-04-05 08:16:38 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.


"salty catbox" isn't a much better alternative you know.
 
2013-04-05 08:17:33 PM  

puffy999: Fishay fishay!

[i.imgur.com image 650x376]


If those start singing or telling lame jokes Ima gonna take a shotgun to em.....
 
2013-04-05 08:20:34 PM  
She put her cooter in the river?

Great. Now ALL the fish are gonna smell like that....
 
2013-04-05 08:22:17 PM  
i hope she's quick with the legs.
 
2013-04-05 08:23:11 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Sort of a "fight fire with fire" kind of thing, eh?


Yeah, its the only way to catch bottomfeeders...
 
2013-04-05 08:23:25 PM  
FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.

img818.imageshack.us
Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.
 
2013-04-05 08:23:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.

That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.


You're right, of course, and the Ed Stafford show proves it. I haven't read the article but I have seen the one with the 60 days on an island thing.
He used a shell from a clam to use as a cutting utensil. And it seemed really hard going when he tried to cut down a small tree.

The show itself I have reservations with. Yes, he doesn't bring anything onto the island apart from a camera - and provisions for its use via drop offs from the crew once a week ie batteries etc - really, I think even a dickhead like me without true survival experience but have seen enough tv shows to know how to survive would have made it without too much hassle. In the show, it took Ed 3 or 4 days before he even got a fire going. He failed and left it after previous attempts. That's bullshiat. For a guy who had walked the length of the Amazon, and used to be in the army or something, I kinda expect the fire to be up and running after a few hours of arriving. As for water, he made no attempt to look further into the island for supplies until after a week or so and soley relied on a piddling 'stream' of water coming down a wall.  This is after he saw some wild goats on the island.

Basically, don;t be fooled by what these programs are proclaiming to be. These guys know exactly what to do but will not do it because of the television factor.
 
2013-04-05 08:24:34 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.


This.

And I've tasted the fishy. But I've also been with girls with absolutely zero smell or taste. They tended to be vegetarians. The worst-smelling girl I've ever been with basically lived off burgers, french fries, and chicken fingers.
 
2013-04-05 08:25:13 PM  
Makes sense, many women use their between-legs as a meal ticket.
 
2013-04-05 08:26:50 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 08:27:45 PM  

MemeSlave: Mrs.Sharpier: Honest Bender: Is that why your lady parts always smell so fishy?

Also, you're sleeping with the wrong kind if this is a regular phenomenon. Clean and healthy women don't smell fishy.

"salty catbox" isn't a much better alternative you know.


Perfumed mouse
 
2013-04-05 08:30:05 PM  

Earguy: Please let it be a red snapper.


But what's in the box?
 
2013-04-05 08:32:05 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 08:38:50 PM  
Whore.
 
2013-04-05 08:39:40 PM  

gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.


Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.


That's why I think we should have acual reality TV. Think "Battle Royal" meets Survivor meets Mad Max. Pretty much dump a bunch of death row convicts in the middle of nowhere, tell them that they have to survive and that the last one remaining gets a pardon, and film what happens.
/am I a sociopath for thinking that Jerry Sandusky getting shot with a crossbow would be hilarious?
 
2013-04-05 08:42:37 PM  

GungFu: Nadie_AZ: Stafford, who brings no food, water, clothes, weapons or tools, will have to find and make his own using his bare hands in order to survive during his 60 days on the island.

That first picture shows a steel knife in his hands. That's huge.

You're right, of course, and the Ed Stafford show proves it. I haven't read the article but I have seen the one with the 60 days on an island thing.
He used a shell from a clam to use as a cutting utensil. And it seemed really hard going when he tried to cut down a small tree.

The show itself I have reservations with. Yes, he doesn't bring anything onto the island apart from a camera - and provisions for its use via drop offs from the crew once a week ie batteries etc - really, I think even a dickhead like me without true survival experience but have seen enough tv shows to know how to survive would have made it without too much hassle. In the show, it took Ed 3 or 4 days before he even got a fire going. He failed and left it after previous attempts. That's bullshiat. For a guy who had walked the length of the Amazon, and used to be in the army or something, I kinda expect the fire to be up and running after a few hours of arriving. As for water, he made no attempt to look further into the island for supplies until after a week or so and soley relied on a piddling 'stream' of water coming down a wall.  This is after he saw some wild goats on the island.

Basically, don;t be fooled by what these programs are proclaiming to be. These guys know exactly what to do but will not do it because of the television factor.


Oh, this. I had a friend who got "lost" (read: drunk) while bow-hunting in California, and separated from his party. Now, admittedly he had his bow and some matches; but still, he was eating, had a fire, etc., and was hardly a survival expert. He did fine till the rescue team found him a few days later. You'd think this guy would be A-OK even WITHOUT a fire (howcome, for instance, he's not able to eat raw goat?).

It's because nobody will tune in to see a guy actually surviving. They want the drama of wondering: Did he live till next week OMG? Did he die of hunger or get eaten by hyenas? They wouldn't watch to see him parked under a tree snacking on raw fish, which is what you do when you're "surviving."
 
2013-04-05 08:44:15 PM  
Her lady bits look like worms when slightly dipped in the water? :-/ That's enough to ruin it.
 
2013-04-05 08:48:42 PM  
hell, I devised a heat exchanger to keep fire geckos alive, but you don't see me whining about it.
 
2013-04-05 08:51:44 PM  
I guess she just lays there and waits for a catfish to take up residence. Reverse noodling.
 
2013-04-05 08:51:53 PM  
Submitted same story with same link and same headline first. Got a red. Thanks modmins. Love you too.
 
2013-04-05 08:52:36 PM  

Richard C Stanford: gweilo8888: FTFA: "Survivors: 'Naked and Afraid' participants Alison Teal-Blehert Koehn and Jonathan Klay found clothing"

Uh-huh. Yeah, they just happened to "find" clothing that just *happens* to look like the stereotypical caveman / wildman clothing, Little-known fact, every desert island comes pre-stocked with a caveman / wildman wardrobe, complete with lopsided dress designed to show off some leg and get the male viewers switched over.


Except no, they didn't, you lying sacks of shiat. The producers handed them clothing and said "Here, pretend you found this."

/I despise reality TV. There is nothing real about it -- every scene is carefully set up, every "argument" is carefully teased out by a series of leading questions that are edited out of the aired footage, and every single thing about it could not be more fake if they tried.

That's why I think we should have acual reality TV. Think "Battle Royal" meets Survivor meets Mad Max. Pretty much dump a bunch of death row convicts in the middle of nowhere, tell them that they have to survive and that the last one remaining gets a pardon, and film what happens.
/am I a sociopath for thinking that Jerry Sandusky getting shot with a crossbow would be hilarious?


www.themoviemind.com

Been done. They nicked my idea.
 
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