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(Kansas.com)   You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude   (kansas.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-05 05:43:14 PM  
hey, baby, can I have your digits?
 
2013-04-05 06:24:36 PM  
Kansas.com time-traveled to Feb 7 for this story.  How pathetic.
 
2013-04-05 07:45:19 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Kansas.com time-traveled to Feb 7 for this story.  How pathetic.


RTFA. The toe biting guy went after his girlfriend again. This time he tried to cut off her big toe with a cigar cutter.
 
2013-04-05 08:27:49 PM  
Police say Anaya, who used to work as a shoe salesman at a department store,

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/04/03/2744494/police-nm-man-tried-to-cut-o f f.html#storylink=cpy
Call me crazy, but I think this guy has a foot fetish.
 
2013-04-05 08:31:11 PM  

Walker: Police say Anaya, who used to work as a shoe salesman at a department store,

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/04/03/2744494/police-nm-man-tried-to-cut-o f f.html#storylink=cpy
Call me crazy, but I think this guy has a foot fetish.


Oh, I think what he's doing far surpasses your garden variety foot fetish.
 
2013-04-05 09:09:15 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Walker: Police say Anaya, who used to work as a shoe salesman at a department store,

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/04/03/2744494/police-nm-man-tried-to-cut-o f f.html#storylink=cpy
Call me crazy, but I think this guy has a foot fetish.

Oh, I think what he's doing far surpasses your garden variety foot fetish.


Dayton Leroy Dodd, convicted child killer, also had a foot fetish. His mother was a religious zealot which only added to the mix.
.dnrtfa, assuming he's a perv
 
2013-04-05 09:27:48 PM  
Dick Morris?
 
2013-04-05 10:07:23 PM  
I told that kraut a farking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
 
2013-04-05 10:08:40 PM  
Once you get locked into a serious toe collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2013-04-05 10:27:21 PM  
Dude, are you farkin' this up?

/Forget about the farking toe.
//This affects all of us, man.
///OUR BASIC FREEDOMS!
 
2013-04-05 10:27:35 PM  
Nice marmot.
 
2013-04-05 10:31:56 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-05 10:32:41 PM  
The defendant's legal adviser, Quentin Tarantintoe, could not be reached.
 
2013-04-05 10:34:13 PM  
theinfosphere.org
 
2013-04-05 10:34:43 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Walker: Police say Anaya, who used to work as a shoe salesman at a department store,

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/04/03/2744494/police-nm-man-tried-to-cut-o f f.html#storylink=cpy
Call me crazy, but I think this guy has a foot fetish.

Oh, I think what he's doing far surpasses your garden variety foot fetish.


Saying this guy has a foot fetish is like saying Kim Jong-un is a bit bellicose......
 
2013-04-05 10:36:40 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: BarkingUnicorn: Kansas.com time-traveled to Feb 7 for this story.  How pathetic.

RTFA. The toe biting guy went after his girlfriend again. This time he tried to cut off her big toe with a cigar cutter.


Ah, thanks.  Was looking for a current story in a NM paper.
 
2013-04-05 10:37:38 PM  
dude should back off before Ex calls Toeny Soprano for a favor

/ she's friends with his daughter, Meadtoew
 
2013-04-05 10:38:05 PM  
noputhyfooting.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-05 10:42:58 PM  
She fought back with a fork. That is the most awesome part of this farked-up story.
 
2013-04-05 10:43:07 PM  
The Santa Fe Reporter says, "Anaya used to work at Dillard's in the shoe department, but no longer works there "for unknown reasons.""

Probably to attend podiatry school.  This guy has a career plan!
 
2013-04-05 10:43:22 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-05 10:44:25 PM  
                         i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 10:45:52 PM  
But I need it by two o'clock with polish. Is that doable?
 
2013-04-05 10:47:08 PM  

Polyhazard: She fought back with a fork. That is the most awesome part of this farked-up story.


Fork you, you forking forker!
 
2013-04-05 10:47:20 PM  

Polyhazard: She fought back with a fork. That is the most awesome part of this farked-up story.


A metal fork.  If it were a plastic one, this story could've ended terribly.
 
2013-04-05 10:48:06 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Dick Morris?


Rex Ryan?
 
2013-04-05 10:48:16 PM  
Carl Brutananadelewski knows a guy but that sort of thing is frowned upon
 
2013-04-05 10:50:33 PM  
did he let brad watch?
 
2013-04-05 10:55:58 PM  
No Mad Max reference? Fark, you is slipping.
 
2013-04-05 11:05:44 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-05 11:08:02 PM  
FTA : the incident Monday was the third attack by 27-year-old Daniel Anaya on his now ex-girlfriend... after two previous toe-biting incidents

media.screened.com

"That guy sure does like toes."
 
2013-04-05 11:16:58 PM  

revrendjim: Once you get locked into a serious toe collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


*teeeehehehehe*
 
2013-04-05 11:20:33 PM  

TomD9938: FTA : the incident Monday was the third attack by 27-year-old Daniel Anaya on his now ex-girlfriend... after two previous toe-biting incidents

[media.screened.com image 300x350]

"That guy sure does like toes."


lol
 
2013-04-05 11:29:16 PM  
Some folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll...
 
2013-04-05 11:29:48 PM  

Psychohazard: Polyhazard: She fought back with a fork. That is the most awesome part of this farked-up story.

A metal fork.  If it were a plastic one, this story could've ended terribly.


Came to say this. Glad they were clear on the fork's material.
 
2013-04-05 11:31:20 PM  
I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon

/with nail polish.
 
2013-04-05 11:39:46 PM  

Polyhazard: She fought back with a fork. That is the most awesome part of this farked-up story.


Yeah, I saw that too. This is one seriously forked up relationship.
 
2013-04-05 11:46:59 PM  
I am puzzled. How big was the cigar cutter, or how small was her big toe? It doesn't seem to fit, especially if you are used to the cheap stogies like me. My preference is the Ronco 3-in-one stainless steel carrot slicer. Also does wonders with au gratin potatoes.
 
2013-04-05 11:49:36 PM  
Nothing is farked? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!
 
2013-04-05 11:56:54 PM  
I'd say he's now in a jam.
 
2013-04-06 12:34:28 AM  
The Chinaman is not the issue here.
 
2013-04-06 12:48:05 AM  
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
 
2013-04-06 01:08:57 AM  
He must be one of those nihilists.
 
2013-04-06 01:39:08 AM  
We vant ze money, Lebowski!.
 
2013-04-06 02:21:37 AM  

edenza: He must be one of those nihilists.


 Nihilists! Fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
 
2013-04-06 02:46:00 AM  
Did she put a thimble over it?
 
Ni
2013-04-06 02:56:19 AM  
This guy seriously needs to call a toe truck.
 
2013-04-06 08:01:04 AM  
i831.photobucket.com
In the swamplands long ago,
Where the weeds and mudglumps grow,
A yipiyuk bit on my toe...
Exactly why I do not know.
I kicked and cried
And hollowed "Oh"--
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I whispered to him soft and low--
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I shouted "Stop," "Desist" and "Whoa"--
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
Yes, that was sixteen years ago,
The snow may fall,
The winds may blow--
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
The snow may melt,
The grass may grow--
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
I drag him 'round wach place I go,
This Yipiyuk that won't let go.
And now my child at last you know
Exactly why I walk so slow.
 
2013-04-06 08:31:06 AM  
She would fork his repo
 
2013-04-06 09:14:06 AM  

busy chillin': hey, baby, can I have your digits?


nice
 
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