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(WTOP)   Please don't use a normal dishwasher to clean your gynecological instruments. Even if it leaves them spot-free   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, medical equipment, Drs  
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5680 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2013 at 7:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-06 01:58:06 AM  
2 votes:
First you wash 'em in the dishwasher, then you sterilize 'em in a bowl of 100 proof bourbon. Which you drink afterward: waste is sinful.
2013-04-05 07:56:35 PM  
2 votes:
Honey, why does the dishwasher smell like a sorority house?
2013-04-05 10:28:05 PM  
1 vote:
Unavailable for comment.

/but speculating on a response
2013-04-05 09:31:13 PM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: Dumbass?  Why?  They thought it was industry standard.  It's not like they were throwing that stuff in with the office coffee mugs.  Although the visual is sort of hilarious.

And they were fined a thousand bucks apiece.  Not exactly much of a punitive measure.

The best part of waking up is vagina in your cup
2013-04-05 08:06:03 PM  
1 vote:

lostcat: Also, don't use regular dishsoap in a dishwasher. You'll get a huge suds overflow that is a pain to clean up.

/The More You Know

Seriously, I did that in my first encounter with a dishwasher, at age 22.  The gf I'd just moved in with was bemused.

/then the slut started sleeping with her boss, so I did it again and left.
2013-04-05 07:50:23 PM  
1 vote:
You're soaking in it.
2013-04-05 07:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
You just have to let the dog lick 'em clean before you put them in there.
2013-04-05 06:47:16 PM  
1 vote:
You mean the dishwasher won't kill the chlamydia I spill on my keyboard? Uh-oh.
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