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(Telegraph)   How friendly is the relationship between China and Best Korea right now? Well, when Chinese officials refer to Kim Jong-Un as "Fatty Kim" or "Fatty The Third", what does that tell you?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 159
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2013-04-05 04:37:56 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 04:44:20 PM  
Fatty Fatty Unbalatty is my own personal favorite.
 
2013-04-05 04:47:13 PM  
You had me going there subby. Officials aren't at the name calling stage yet. The general Chinese populace has been calling him that pretty much since the day he took over.
 
2013-04-05 04:54:22 PM  
Presented for your consideration:  North Korea is what you get when the fat asthmatic kid everybody picks on at school gets to run the world.

It's like an episode of that twilighty show (not the twilighty show with the sparkly vampires who mope about like emos, the old one).

Then again, maybe not everybody in the world can have cheap 100 Megabyte a second downloads. The World wouldn't take it. It would explode.
 
2013-04-05 04:57:20 PM  
I personally like Lil' Kim myself.
 
2013-04-05 04:58:07 PM  
When it comes to Kims, when you've seen Un, you've seen 'em all.
He ate the rest of them.
 
2013-04-05 05:27:43 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!
 
2013-04-05 05:40:42 PM  
That means that Chinese officials are using their Thin Privilege to shame and humiliate Kim Jong Un.
 
2013-04-05 05:41:27 PM  
TIL:  China has over 1 billion officials.

To be fair, everyone in China probably think that everyone in the conflict sounds fat.
 
2013-04-05 05:43:00 PM  
That he is rotund?
 
2013-04-05 05:49:54 PM  

brantgoose: (not the twilighty show with the sparkly vampires who mope about like emos, the old one).


Why couldn't you just say The Twilight Zone and save yourself a whole sentence?
 
2013-04-05 05:49:58 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-04-05 05:51:46 PM  

jaylectricity: brantgoose: (not the twilighty show with the sparkly vampires who mope about like emos, the old one).

Why couldn't you just say The Twilight Zone and save yourself a whole sentence?


Maybe he was too busy coming up with a poor analogy.
 
2013-04-05 05:53:24 PM  

thamike: He fixes the cable?


Dammit
 
2013-04-05 05:54:09 PM  
Great.  They use pejorative names to describe the Kim Jongs.  How about, instead, they put their bastard child back in the box?  "Best" Korea is China's legacy; they're the ones that need to deal with it.  If it weren't for them, they'd have a stable, unified, thriving capitalist Korean peninsula with which to trade and make more money today.

Instead, they've let this boil on the ass of humanity fester.
 
2013-04-05 06:38:37 PM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-04-05 06:40:37 PM  
Why do people think the Chinese are allied to NKorea?

North Korea is a mess waiting to happen, China knows that once the shiat hits the fan they'll be the ones having to clean it up.

If the US wants the Chinese to help stop Nkorea the US needs to pledge to take care of millions of refugees, otherwise the Chinese know it will be there problem.
 
2013-04-05 06:40:46 PM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-04-05 06:42:34 PM  
Yeah.

Good cop. Bad cop.

When the Chi-coms put a bullet in the back of the head of a political prisoner, harvest his organs and sell his body so it can be displayed in "science" museums around the world, well, that political prisoner had it coming.

Just remember who the party is that's selling us melamine-laced foods, "farm" raised fish from sewers, etc.

The Communist Chinese love North Korea. Best Korea makes them look real good to the West.
 
2013-04-05 06:43:01 PM  
That the Stay Pufft Beanie Baby is off in the corner of the playground by himself
 
2013-04-05 06:43:29 PM  

doyner: Great.  They use pejorative names to describe the Kim Jongs.  How about, instead, they put their bastard child back in the box?  "Best" Korea is China's legacy; they're the ones that need to deal with it.  If it weren't for them, they'd have a stable, unified, thriving capitalist Korean peninsula with which to trade and make more money today.

Instead, they've let this boil on the ass of humanity fester.


To them, there's more important things than money.
 
2013-04-05 06:43:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: You had me going there subby. Officials aren't at the name calling stage yet. The general Chinese populace has been calling him that pretty much since the day he took over.


How to you say "Fark" in Chinese?
 
2013-04-05 06:43:35 PM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2013-04-05 06:43:42 PM  

Triumph: [www.godlikeproductions.com image 459x300]


*laughs*

Well done.
 
2013-04-05 06:44:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: scottydoesntknow: You had me going there subby. Officials aren't at the name calling stage yet. The general Chinese populace has been calling him that pretty much since the day he took over.

How to you say "Fark" in Chinese?


Falk?
 
2013-04-05 06:45:07 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Just remember who the party is that's selling us melamine-laced foods, "farm" raised fish from sewers, etc.



Walmart?
 
2013-04-05 06:47:38 PM  
That's crap. China is taking advantage and opening up mineral resources with its child NK.
 
2013-04-05 06:47:57 PM  

vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!


Because they can't make their own

PS - Fatty, you gots 12 nukes. We have 7,700 and can make more. You really wanna see Slim Pickens riding a  fusion device your way?

PPS - and don't forget our Ohio Class boomers lurking offshore. I guarantee there at least two.
24 Tridents with up to 12 MIRVd warheads, 22 tubes with each with 7 Tomahawks, if you do the math, 154.

Crank up the Burn Unit, Kimmy
 
2013-04-05 06:48:43 PM  

FreetardoRivera: TheShavingofOccam123: Just remember who the party is that's selling us melamine-laced foods, "farm" raised fish from sewers, etc.


Walmart?


Now don't go clouding the issue with facts!
 
2013-04-05 06:50:08 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net


vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!


I hear you can fit six girlies in one of those.
 
2013-04-05 06:50:40 PM  

jaylectricity: brantgoose: (not the twilighty show with the sparkly vampires who mope about like emos, the old one).

Why couldn't you just say The Twilight Zone and save yourself a whole sentence?


You know you'd whizz your leiderhosen if you saw a sparkly vampire. Just sayin...
 
2013-04-05 06:50:53 PM  

Infernalist: doyner: Great.  They use pejorative names to describe the Kim Jongs.  How about, instead, they put their bastard child back in the box?  "Best" Korea is China's legacy; they're the ones that need to deal with it.  If it weren't for them, they'd have a stable, unified, thriving capitalist Korean peninsula with which to trade and make more money today.

Instead, they've let this boil on the ass of humanity fester.

To them, there's more important things than money.


I'm sure there are.  But I'm also sure they don't like having a parasitic neighbor full of future refugees looking north
 
2013-04-05 06:53:13 PM  

rockforever: North Korea is a mess waiting to happen,


It can stop waiting.
 
2013-04-05 06:53:40 PM  
North Korea is like the nere-do well brother in law that's sleeping on China's couch.  He is loud, spends their money, won't get a job and leaves a mess in the kitchen and the living room.  China would love to get rid of him, but can't.
 
2013-04-05 06:53:53 PM  

doyner: Infernalist: doyner: Great.  They use pejorative names to describe the Kim Jongs.  How about, instead, they put their bastard child back in the box?  "Best" Korea is China's legacy; they're the ones that need to deal with it.  If it weren't for them, they'd have a stable, unified, thriving capitalist Korean peninsula with which to trade and make more money today.

Instead, they've let this boil on the ass of humanity fester.

To them, there's more important things than money.

I'm sure there are.  But I'm also sure they don't like having a parasitic neighbor full of future refugees looking north


There was a report not so long ago that stated that the Chinese had massed a number of troops on the northern NK border.  Mostly there to keep the NK people in NK during this mess, I imagine they're also there to push into NK if it looks like SK is going to try push into NK from the south.

China will not allow a united Korea under American patronage.
 
2013-04-05 06:56:40 PM  

fusillade762: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 386x480]


vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!

I hear you can fit six girlies in one of those.


What I can't figure out is, wtf are all these generals and stooges all decorated for?  You know, wtf did they DO to get all those flashy ribbons and twizzlers and fizzbangers on their unis?
 
2013-04-05 06:58:40 PM  
f.kulfoto.com

/mama grizzly has spoken!
 
2013-04-05 06:58:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: fusillade762: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 386x480]


vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!

I hear you can fit six girlies in one of those.

What I can't figure out is, wtf are all these generals and stooges all decorated for?  You know, wtf did they DO to get all those flashy ribbons and twizzlers and fizzbangers on their unis?


Lunch deliveries
 
2013-04-05 06:59:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: fusillade762: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 386x480]


vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!

I hear you can fit six girlies in one of those.

What I can't figure out is, wtf are all these generals and stooges all decorated for?  You know, wtf did they DO to get all those flashy ribbons and twizzlers and fizzbangers on their unis?


I have wondered the same thing.
 
2013-04-05 06:59:09 PM  
Eh, I think at this stage of the game we'll take any common ground we can find.
 
2013-04-05 06:59:27 PM  
Chinese officials most certainly do not refer to King Jong as "Fatty", regardless of their feelings about his recent antics.  I can't find a link right now but I'm pretty sure exactly one Chinese news outlet ran a story referring to Kim Jong in that manner and the author of the story was suspended as a result.

Also, the linked article specifically states that "ordinary Chinese" use the phrase, not officials. So, good job all around there, Subby and Telegraph et al.
 
2013-04-05 07:00:07 PM  

vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!


40 year old American road iron and they don't even blink at what that says about them as a nation.
 
2013-04-05 07:00:40 PM  

vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!


Man, even the cars have cool hats!
 
2013-04-05 07:05:49 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Danger Avoid Death:

How to you say "Fark" in Chinese?

Falk?


You're going to Hell for that one.  I'll save you a seat.  I laughed.
 
2013-04-05 07:07:47 PM  
fatty turds can be a sign of a serious medical problem
 
2013-04-05 07:08:21 PM  
fusillade762

What I can't figure out is, wtf are all these generals and stooges all decorated for?  You know, wtf did they DO to get all those flashy ribbons and twizzlers and fizzbangers on their unis?


So, I'm no expert on North Korean uniforms, but having watched plenty of clips of DPRK generals and officers, that picture looks like some kind of BS photoshop.  Sure, some countries love to go nuts with the military decorations but medals on their pants and all along their sleeves?  Yeah right.


/And I'm not just talkin pixels.
 
2013-04-05 07:09:11 PM  

vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!



That is one sweet ride
 
2013-04-05 07:13:29 PM  
Subby: How friendly is the relationship between China and Best Korea right now? Well, when Chinese officials refer to Kim Jong-Un as "Fatty Kim" or "Fatty The Third", what does that tell you?

FTFA: "Certainly North Korea no longer merits much respect among ordinary Chinese, who have taken to insulting Kim Jong-un as "Fatty Kim" or "Fatty the Third", in reference to his father and grandfather, on the Chinese internet."

Dear Submittard, you fail at life. Get off the Internet, and learn to read before you come back.
 
2013-04-05 07:14:05 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Chinese officials most certainly do not refer to King Jong as "Fatty", regardless of their feelings about his recent antics.  I can't find a link right now but I'm pretty sure exactly one Chinese news outlet ran a story referring to Kim Jong in that manner and the author of the story was suspended as a result.

Also, the linked article specifically states that "ordinary Chinese" use the phrase, not officials. So, good job all around there, Subby and Telegraph et al.


Someone seems...............upset.
 
2013-04-05 07:18:39 PM  

fusillade762: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 386x480]


vernonFL: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 480x319]

One cool thing about North Korea, the vintage cars.

I like the '71 Lincoln Continental Hearse!

I hear you can fit six girlies in one of those.


www.washingtonpost.com

/NK navy laughs at your shanagians
 
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