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(invictafc.com)   Friday Night Women's MMA: Invicta 5, featuring Jessica Penne vs Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson for the Atomweight Championship. Plus the return of the totally not 'roided Cyborg Santos. Stream starts at 7 PM ET   (invictafc.com) divider line 292
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psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:22:22 PM
All the Invicta cards so far have been great, and this looks to be the best yet.  Personally, I bought the internet PPV, but I checked and several of the usual alternate methods of viewing seem to be carrying the show as well.

www.tapology.com
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:41:02 PM
www.tapology.com
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:45:39 PM
Can't wait! Thanks for the heads up, guys!
 
jake3988
2013-04-05 05:38:05 PM
Jessica Penne weighs only 105 pounds and looks like that?!

*boggles*
 
buttery_shame_cave
2013-04-05 05:45:23 PM
jake3988: Jessica Penne weighs only 105 pounds and looks like that?!

*boggles*

there's not much muscle there. what IS there is quite strong i'm sure, but that's nothing but leeeeeeeaaaaan.


though if she built up  and moved up a few weight classes she wouldn't exactly be all that much bigger, muscle is dense.

/got a friend who's 5'5"/135 that i used to train with. she made SOME of the cheerleader types who came in look pudgy.
//some, not all. though the ones who didn't look big compared to jess were rail-skinny.
 
eagles95
2013-04-05 06:00:18 PM
buttery_shame_cave: jake3988: Jessica Penne weighs only 105 pounds and looks like that?!

*boggles*

there's not much muscle there. what IS there is quite strong i'm sure, but that's nothing but leeeeeeeaaaaan.


though if she built up  and moved up a few weight classes she wouldn't exactly be all that much bigger, muscle is dense.

/got a friend who's 5'5"/135 that i used to train with. she made SOME of the cheerleader types who came in look pudgy.
//some, not all. though the ones who didn't look big compared to jess were rail-skinny.

Pics or GTFO
 
ReverendLoki
2013-04-05 06:19:29 PM
So, wait, is this where we talk about wrasslin' tonight?
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:32:58 PM
ReverendLoki: So, wait, is this where we talk about wrasslin' tonight?

Someone asked that in the Bellator thread last night. I don't know why you guys aren't submitting discussion threads for your shows.
 
One Bad Apple [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:38:48 PM
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Counter complaining about the 250 character limit and having 3 different start times on 3 channels
4) RING GIRLS
5) Why aren't there ring dudes for an all female league ?
6) None of these biatches can touch Ronda or Cyborg
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys chicks
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) Please god let this end in a triangle choke
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) NUTSHOT CLAMBLAM
17) Thai steel cup endorsement
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot clamblam from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20) Superman punch!
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26) The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27) The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Boob kick

I'm gonna' have to add something about whiny fake wrestling fans soon
 
Testiclaw
2013-04-05 06:44:28 PM
I am here!
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:52:00 PM
Streaming now. Just random prefight activities in the cage at the moment.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:52:26 PM
www.tapology.com
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:53:55 PM
Testiclaw: I am here!

Hello Mr. Kim Winslow.  This ought to be a good card.  Invicta hasn't disappointed yet, other than the payment/stream fiasco of the last event.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 06:56:42 PM
Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: I am here!

Hello Mr. Kim Winslow.  This ought to be a good card.  Invicta hasn't disappointed yet, other than the payment/stream fiasco of the last event.

Hope it goes off without a hitch tonight. It was frustrating last time with all the tech issues. At least they made it a free show and refunded all the payments.
 
Testiclaw
2013-04-05 06:58:07 PM
Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: I am here!

Hello Mr. Kim Winslow.  This ought to be a good card.  Invicta hasn't disappointed yet, other than the payment/stream fiasco of the last event.

Yes!

psychicdeath99: It was frustrating last time with all the tech issues

That is what prevented me from buying the IPPV tonight.  If the feed stays nice and consistent tonight, I will be buying the future cards.  For the action that Invicta has provided, 10 bucks is a steal.
 
One Bad Apple [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:00:36 PM
Is anyone watching the prefight show ?


Elevator muzak
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:01:58 PM
One Bad Apple: Is anyone watching the prefight show ?


Elevator muzak

Yep. Poor choices of background music.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:02:38 PM
We are live!
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:04:46 PM
What's the deal with the jigsaw puzzle piece lapel pins? Mauro, Kedzie and King Mo all sporting them.
 
Testiclaw
2013-04-05 07:07:36 PM
This crowd needs to settle down, I can't hear a damn thing.

...
 
One Bad Apple [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:08:14 PM
Is this the Vegas lounge singer version of "Eye of the Tiger" ?
 
Testiclaw
2013-04-05 07:08:34 PM
Also, this walk-out music is farking terrible.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:08:37 PM
Narcoleptic walkout music version of Eye of the Tiger for Esquibel.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:10:43 PM
Big John is there. Where's Kimmie?
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:12:39 PM
Wow. 105 pounds. I weigh 30 pounds more than both of them.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:14:57 PM
Oh, I didn't pick Cyborg because fark her. Not because I'm insane.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:15:03 PM
Tap tap tap

Starts off with an upset for Astrogirl.
 
Testiclaw
2013-04-05 07:15:26 PM
psychicdeath99: Big John is there. Where's Kimmie?

I am keeping my eyes peeled.

psychicdeath99: What's the deal with the jigsaw puzzle piece lapel pins? Mauro, Kedzie and King Mo all sporting them.

Autism awareness.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:16:28 PM
Testiclaw: psychicdeath99: Big John is there. Where's Kimmie?

I am keeping my eyes peeled.

psychicdeath99: What's the deal with the jigsaw puzzle piece lapel pins? Mauro, Kedzie and King Mo all sporting them.

Autism awareness.

Ah. Makes sense since they mentioned the DJ has an autistic child.
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-05 07:16:35 PM
I could have sworn I saved a couple of picks, oh well.

Namajunes tko rnd 2

Kaufmann decision

hyatt decision

gurgel tko rnd 2
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-05 07:18:47 PM
also, sweet rnc.

I'm more excited about Barry doing something funky after rose wins.

Is catron native american to some degree?
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:19:25 PM
Flragnararch: also, sweet rnc.

I'm more excited about Barry doing something funky after rose wins.

Is catron native american to some degree?

With that music I assume so.
 
One Bad Apple [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:23:20 PM
FLYING INVERTED ARMBAR
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:23:26 PM
That was fast! Arms for Rose's Armoire!
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-05 07:23:28 PM
ronda rousey just made 10 cents
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:24:28 PM
That was freaking sweet
 
studs up
2013-04-05 07:27:21 PM
Holy shiat.
I never really watch the WMMA fights. The last 2 fight nights I've seen have convinced me. Tonight is just amazing.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:29:09 PM
studs up: Holy shiat.
I never really watch the WMMA fights. The last 2 fight nights I've seen have convinced me. Tonight is just amazing.

Invicta has had nothing but great shows so far. The girls are for real.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:33:05 PM
She's gonna blow out her arms.
 
mediablitz
2013-04-05 07:36:04 PM
outstanding quality on the stream. 10 bucks well spent. Tweeted and Facebooked it out so they can get incremental support.
 
studs up
2013-04-05 07:36:25 PM
This beats the shiat of watching the fat guys pound fists into each other until the one who just wanted the paycheck quits.

/Sexist Admission: For a second there I thought she was sponsored by Kotex.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:37:22 PM
10-9 Killer Bunny
 
mediablitz
2013-04-05 07:38:41 PM
Watching Women's MMA progress hasn't been all that different from watching men's MMA since about UFC 8.

I will miss the women's fights of 2 years ago pretty soon, but happy to see progress.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:40:20 PM
Nice throw.
 
mediablitz
2013-04-05 07:41:14 PM
Mauro is SO farkING RESERVED with these two.

Nice armbar escape. Love it.
 
mediablitz
2013-04-05 07:42:20 PM
Who is the woman commentating? Does she know this isn't golf? Bocce ball?
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:43:24 PM
10-9 Killer Bunny. 20-18.
 
psychicdeath99 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 07:46:07 PM
mediablitz: Who is the woman commentating? Does she know this isn't golf? Bocce ball?

Julie Kedzie. Former Strikeforce fighter.
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-05 07:46:09 PM
Julie "Fireball" Kedzie is the female commentator.  She's a fighter, in case the fireball nickname didn't make that obvious
 
Flragnararch
2013-04-05 07:46:45 PM
*shakes fist* two seconds...
 
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