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(NPR)   The food in your freezer might kill you. Film at 11   ( ) divider line
    More: Scary, e. coli outbreak, E. coli, food science, Grocery Manufacturers Association  
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11919 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2013 at 3:02 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-05 03:06:59 PM  
7 votes:
Summary:  "Freezing does slow down the microbes that cause food to spoil, but it's pretty much useless for killing dangerous bugs."

Anyone who was, up until now, cooking their hamburgers in the freezer, please raise your hand and get in line for sterilization surgery.  It's for the good of mankind.
2013-04-05 03:03:54 PM  
5 votes:
The food'll kill you, and in 24 hours it'll be freon bail.
2013-04-05 03:08:31 PM  
3 votes:
Although it's NPR, so the film will just be a sound-effects clip of a projector starting up.
2013-04-05 03:58:02 PM  
2 votes:
Hmm... so the stuff in the freezer is still alive

/better call ed
Ant [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 03:42:54 PM  
2 votes:

Evil Mackerel: So don't buy processed food.

Unprocessed beef:

Unprocessed pork:

Unprocessed vegetable:
2013-04-05 03:25:03 PM  
2 votes:
Let's all sing along:

"Hoooottt Poooockets!"
2013-04-05 04:26:09 PM  
1 vote:

elysive: Just how do you wash the E. coli off your fresh leafy greens and sprouts?

Gasoline works.
2013-04-05 03:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-05 03:35:27 PM  
1 vote:
THIS is why i've long been suspicious of the ice maker.....nice to know it wasn't just the noises it makes...
the threat is REAL

actually knew a kid in high school who would suck on frozen hungry-man dinner salisbury steak as an after-school treat. he was, in the words of his mother, "big boned"
2013-04-05 03:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
"Don't shiat where you eat, and other healthy do's and don'ts, tonight at 11"
2013-04-05 03:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
All this way and no mention of Cowboy Bebop Toys in the Attic.

Fark, I am dissappoint.
2013-04-05 03:19:23 PM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: So don't buy processed food.

This. Buy some fresh ingrediants and spend 30damn minutes away from the tv to make your own dish. Its cheaper, more nutritious, and less likely to have been handled by a dozen people who wipe with their hands.
2013-04-05 03:16:37 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-05 03:00:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11
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