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2013-04-05 03:29:20 PM  
If they're so damn hungry they can come get the food themselves, amirite?
 
2013-04-05 03:31:08 PM  
Does it pay to steal two tires mounted on rims if you leave the jack behind? That seems...inefficient. I can't imagine that minivan meals-on-wheels were fancy enough to bring much money.

/Someday, I'm going to start a meals-on-wheels charity. To keep costs down, we'll use junker vehicles. I think I'll call it meals-on-deals-on-wheels.
 
2013-04-05 03:32:15 PM  
At least the wheels are fairly easy and relatively cheap to replace. Imagine if they had hack-sawed the catalytic converters off. That happened to a few vehicles in the fleet of a place I worked at a few years ago.
 
2013-04-05 03:32:49 PM  
Why should these old people get free meals when the poor kids who can't pay for their lunches get their food thrown out and sent home hungry?
 
2013-04-05 03:34:58 PM  
The phrase, "Special place reserved in hell", comes to mind.....really people???
 
2013-04-05 03:35:00 PM  
A gang of rival nuns did it.
 
2013-04-05 03:35:15 PM  
Bricks? Why not "blocks", or "jacks", or something that actually makes sense?
 
2013-04-05 03:35:22 PM  
Even meal on wheels needs to get locking lugnuts! I have always used Gorilla. http://www.gorilla-auto.com/
 
2013-04-05 03:36:10 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Does it pay to steal two tires mounted on rims if you leave the jack behind? That seems...inefficient. I can't imagine that minivan meals-on-wheels were fancy enough to bring much money.

/Someday, I'm going to start a meals-on-wheels charity. To keep costs down, we'll use junker vehicles. I think I'll call it meals-on-deals-on-wheels.


For reals?
 
2013-04-05 03:37:32 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: I can't imagine that minivan meals-on-wheels were fancy enough to bring much money.


Those stamped mild steel, tremcladed beauts fetch literally tens of pence.
 
2013-04-05 03:39:48 PM  

keadie: The phrase, "Special place reserved in hell", comes to mind.....really people???


The 8th circle; from Dante's inferno:

Bolgia 7: Two cantos are devoted to the thieves. They are guarded by the centaur Cacus, who has a fire-breathing dragon on his shoulders and snakes covering his equine back (in Roman mythology, Cacus was not a centaur but a monstrous fire-breathing giant slain by Heracles). The thieves are pursued and bitten by snakes and lizards. The full horror of the thieves' punishment is revealed gradually: just as they stole other people's substance in life, their very identity becomes subject to theft here,[44] and the snake bites make them undergo various transformations. Vanni Fucci is turned to ashes and resurrected. Agnello is blended with the six-legged reptile that is Cianfa. Buoso exchanges shapes with the four-legged Francesco: "The soul that had become an animal, / now hissing, hurried off along the valley; / the other one, behind him, speaks and spits"[45] (Cantos XXIV and XXV).
 
2013-04-05 03:41:31 PM  
British people problems.
 
2013-04-05 03:43:16 PM  
Photos not at all staged.
 
2013-04-05 03:44:41 PM  

Toby Flenderson: Fuggin Bizzy: Does it pay to steal two tires mounted on rims if you leave the jack behind? That seems...inefficient. I can't imagine that minivan meals-on-wheels were fancy enough to bring much money.

/Someday, I'm going to start a meals-on-wheels charity. To keep costs down, we'll use junker vehicles. I think I'll call it meals-on-deals-on-wheels.

For reals?


If it's marketed to depressed people, it'd help with the feels
 
2013-04-05 03:50:11 PM  

umad: Bricks? Why not "blocks", or "jacks", or something that actually makes sense?


Up on bricks is the British equivalent of up on blocks. Besides, Meals on blocks sounds like a charity run by Lego.
 
2013-04-05 03:52:32 PM  
Because wheels ARE meals.
www.outlandishnews.com
 
2013-04-05 03:52:35 PM  

umad: Bricks? Why not "blocks", or "jacks", or something that actually makes sense?


this
 
2013-04-05 03:56:34 PM  
How about they find the thieves and take their wheels. And by wheels, I mean legs.
 
2013-04-05 03:57:47 PM  

MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]


Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.
 
2013-04-05 03:59:33 PM  

A Shambling Mound: MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]

Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.


If Jesus Christ is your wife you got nothing to worry about.
 
2013-04-05 04:01:36 PM  

MBooda: A Shambling Mound: MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]

Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.

If Jesus Christ is your wife you got nothing to worry about.


Except when that show is on...whatever it is.
 
2013-04-05 04:02:53 PM  
Counterpoint: they bought their meals. They knew what they were getting into. I say let them starve.
 
2013-04-05 04:06:50 PM  

blatz514: MBooda: A Shambling Mound: MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]

Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.

If Jesus Christ is your wife you got nothing to worry about.

Except when that show is on...whatever it is.


"My Strange Addiction" on TLC (The Learning Channel, therefore it must be educational TV).  Personally I rather liked the Season 3 "3M" episode.  And no, it had nothing to do with Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing.
 
2013-04-05 04:14:32 PM  
Man, that sequester is a serious beeeyatch, ain't it?
 
2013-04-05 04:15:36 PM  

MBooda: blatz514: MBooda: A Shambling Mound: MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]

Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.

If Jesus Christ is your wife you got nothing to worry about.

Except when that show is on...whatever it is.

"My Strange Addiction" on TLC (The Learning Channel, therefore it must be educational TV).  Personally I rather liked the Season 3 "3M" episode.  And no, it had nothing to do with Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing.


I tend to stay away from TLC.  I might actually run across the honey boo boo shiat.  Plus, thumb head mom freaks me the fark out!
 
2013-04-05 04:20:07 PM  
images.wikia.com


They also used to have a cobbler
 
2013-04-05 04:44:36 PM  
Maybe it was the bunny:

www.inbe.org
 
2013-04-05 04:46:07 PM  
What kind of POS steals from meals on wheels? Seriously, that could be the only meal some of those folks get for the day..
 
2013-04-05 05:04:29 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: I can't imagine that minivan meals-on-wheels were fancy enough to bring much money.


You might be surprised, I had an accident years ago and two of my rims got bent, it was cheaper for me to buy 4 nice aftermarket alloy wheels then it was to to get the stock replacements.
 
2013-04-05 05:24:50 PM  

Gergesa: keadie: The phrase, "Special place reserved in hell", comes to mind.....really people???

The 8th circle; from Dante's inferno:

Bolgia 7: Two cantos are devoted to the thieves. They are guarded by the centaur Cacus, who has a fire-breathing dragon on his shoulders and snakes covering his equine back (in Roman mythology, Cacus was not a centaur but a monstrous fire-breathing giant slain by Heracles). The thieves are pursued and bitten by snakes and lizards. The full horror of the thieves' punishment is revealed gradually: just as they stole other people's substance in life, their very identity becomes subject to theft here,[44] and the snake bites make them undergo various transformations. Vanni Fucci is turned to ashes and resurrected. Agnello is blended with the six-legged reptile that is Cianfa. Buoso exchanges shapes with the four-legged Francesco: "The soul that had become an animal, / now hissing, hurried off along the valley; / the other one, behind him, speaks and spits"[45] (Cantos XXIV and XXV).


You found the place, now we just have to find the people and send them to the place...

*grabs torch*
 
2013-04-05 06:34:46 PM  
Why are they serving meals on wheels, anyway? Wouldn't meals-on-plates make more sense?
 
2013-04-05 06:49:38 PM  

A Shambling Mound: MBooda: Because wheels ARE meals.
[www.outlandishnews.com image 515x365]

Jesus Christ my wife watches that show. I have to leave the room while it's on.


Hahahaha ... oh my ... that's just so  right
 
2013-04-05 06:58:52 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Why are they serving meals on wheels, anyway? Wouldn't meals-on-plates make more sense?


They hankered for a hunk a cheese
 
2013-04-05 07:41:16 PM  
OTOH, it is British food....
 
2013-04-05 11:06:03 PM  
BrickFrog
 
2013-04-06 12:43:41 AM  
keadie:

The phrase, "Special place reserved in hell", comes to mind.....really people???

Seriously. We should bring back the pillory and flogging.
 
2013-04-06 12:48:56 AM  

skinink: Why should these old people get free meals when the poor kids who can't pay for their lunches get their food thrown out and sent home hungry?


Because my grandparents were too poor to afford good meals once Grandpa's health went to shiat.  All their savings went to keeping his mean and nasty ornery old ass alive.  In their last years my old man and a few of his sisters sent money to Meals on Wheels to help keep their parents fed.  That was some 25 years ago.

Kids these days are going hungry because their asshole parents have big screen TVs, smart phones, and the latest iCrap because gadgets are more important than food.  Electronic toy addiction is the new alcoholism.
 
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