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(AZ Family)   The awesomeness of being a firefighter: cooking chili with the boys, the cool dalmatian, washing the fire engine, getting paid to work out, sliding down the pole, sending emails of penis-shaped pasta to co-workers   (azfamily.com) divider line 56
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2013-04-05 02:58:01 PM  
Deputy Chief Frank Cheatham alleges in the lawsuit served against the city this week that the fire department has a pattern of retaliating against employees who complain of workplace discrimination.

Cheatham alleges that he first complained of sexually offensive conduct in 2009 after someone openly displayed drawings of genitalia at a city fire station.

Cheatham was then told not to eat with the other firefighters. He soon was sent interoffice mail containing two small pieces of pasta resembling genitalia. Cheatham says someone wrote his name on the pasta.


Stupid sexy pasta ...
 
2013-04-05 03:23:01 PM  
i224.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 03:40:51 PM  
Weaselfucious say:  A limp noodle in mail better than horse head in bed.

/Not sure why Weaselfucious says that, but there it is.
 
2013-04-05 03:42:09 PM  
Sexy pasta?  Ok...

www.hollywoodchaos.com

Everyday Pasta indeed.
 
2013-04-05 03:52:40 PM  
The downside: carrying burning fat people, getting in fights with your local PD, and heat rash.
 
2013-04-05 04:03:39 PM  
I sent these to a TFer (a chef) for Valentine's Day a few years back...he didn't complain.

www.wowgiftware.com.au
 
2013-04-05 04:17:16 PM  
We used to have some epic water fights, too.
 
2013-04-05 04:30:39 PM  
What's a little penii amongst friends?
 
2013-04-05 04:36:55 PM  
I'd be upset too. I prefer gluten-free dick.
 
2013-04-05 04:39:14 PM  

blatz514: Sexy pasta?  Ok...

[www.hollywoodchaos.com image 675x622]

Everyday Pasta indeed.


A bit of a Olivia Wilde/Natalie Portman cross... interesting...
 
2013-04-05 04:43:37 PM  
I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.
 
2013-04-05 04:44:05 PM  
I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Oh, wait. I do know why. He complained that someone showed a picture of genitalia.

Don't be a pussy.
 
2013-04-05 04:45:39 PM  
Total weenie
 
2013-04-05 04:45:45 PM  
Cheatham's suit says he was then told not to eat with the other firefighters. He soon was sent interoffice mail containing two small pieces of pasta resembling genitalia. Cheatham says someone wrote his name on the pasta. Cheatham says he was demoted in 2010.

Someone's being a dick.
 
2013-04-05 04:47:08 PM  

Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.


DerAppie: I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Don't be a pussy.


He is a real boob.

There, that cover everything?
 
2013-04-05 04:47:26 PM  
I do not think whiners should be a protected class.

/only half kidding
 
2013-04-05 04:48:04 PM  
He should have ordered the cannoli with meatballs.
 
2013-04-05 04:48:18 PM  

Lorelle: I sent these to a TFer (a chef) for Valentine's Day a few years back...he didn't complain.

[www.wowgiftware.com.au image 382x634]


I think the guy was eating these in the article


www.fbastard.com
 
2013-04-05 04:49:42 PM  
Where is this?  The best part of being a firefighter in Boston is leaving the station while on duty to go to a bar and get drunk, score some cocaine on your way back to the station.  Then when you get back to the station the chief goes out on disability and you fill in as interim-chief and retire that day so you can receive the full benefits and pension of a retired fire chief.
 
2013-04-05 04:50:04 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-05 04:51:22 PM  

Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.


honestinfomercialreviews.com

"He's with my law firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe."
 
2013-04-05 04:52:47 PM  
 we used to sell that stuff at cupid


guy sounds like a whining wussy
 
2013-04-05 04:52:58 PM  
I'm trying to get an idea of what this might look like.

media.azfamily.com

Ah okay, got it.

/you just know the person who created this was laughing the entire time.
 
2013-04-05 04:53:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: He should have ordered the cannoli with meatballs.


24.media.tumblr.com

Hear that Hank??
 
2013-04-05 04:53:36 PM  

blatz514: Sexy pasta?  Ok...

[www.hollywoodchaos.com image 675x622]

Everyday Pasta indeed.


those hooters are nice, but she creeps me out. when she talks her mouth moves in weird unnatural ways like a malfunctioning sex robot.
 
2013-04-05 04:55:20 PM  

nburghmatt: blatz514: Sexy pasta?  Ok...

[www.hollywoodchaos.com image 675x622]

Everyday Pasta indeed.

those hooters are nice, but she creeps me out. when she talks her mouth moves in weird unnatural ways like a malfunctioning sex robot.


I'm usually not watching her talk...
 
2013-04-05 04:56:12 PM  
Uh, is "washing the fire engine" a euphemism?  Because that does not sound like my kind of awesomeness. Subby I'm sure you could get lots of awesome volunteering time in while I wait here.
 
2013-04-05 04:57:01 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.

DerAppie: I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Don't be a pussy.

He is a real boob.

There, that cover everything?


I think there are more options available but the main points appear to have been covered.

/Unlike the genitalia in the picture
 
2013-04-05 04:58:07 PM  
what delicate sensibilities this man must have had.
 
2013-04-05 05:02:01 PM  
That's very strange. He turned a small issue into something big. It's not like they were shoving penis pasta down his throat. Now if they were shoving their firemen into his butt or mouth, that's something to really complain about. There are little jokes you can ignore and the penis pasta is one of them.
 
2013-04-05 05:04:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: [snip]

Stupid sexy pasta ...


25.media.tumblr.com

Nobody ever pays me in penis shaped pasta.
 
2013-04-05 05:07:52 PM  
Gubment needs to get involved in the P.P. incident

/Penis Pasta. Giggle.
 
2013-04-05 05:13:22 PM  
Cheatham's suit says he was then told not to eat with the other firefighters. He soon was sent interoffice mail containing two small pieces of pasta resembling genitalia. Cheatham says someone wrote his name on the pasta. Cheatham says he was demoted in 2010.

/Cheatham says
//Good jorb AP
 
2013-04-05 05:16:23 PM  

blatz514: Cheatham's suit says

ejaculates he was then told not to eat with the other firefighters. He soon was sent interoffice mail containing two small pieces of pasta resembling genitalia. Cheatham says ejaculates someone wrote his name on the pasta. Cheatham says ejaculates he was demoted in 2010.

/Cheatham says
//Good jorb AP


FTFC
 
2013-04-05 05:28:55 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't just lighthouse shaped pasta?

www.joeydevilla.com
 
2013-04-05 05:29:32 PM  
p.twimg.com

O...kay...
 
2013-04-05 05:33:20 PM  
uhhh,   he is most likely closet gay and they are harassing him cause they suspect he likes dick. now do you think it is ok ?
 
2013-04-05 05:33:57 PM  
LOL - what exactly is acceptable on this site? Are all penises OK to show as long as they're not made of human skin?
 
2013-04-05 05:34:27 PM  
Came for a decent firehouse chili recipe.
Leaving confused.
 
2013-04-05 05:36:12 PM  

Mazzic518: Lorelle: I sent these to a TFer (a chef) for Valentine's Day a few years back...he didn't complain.

[www.wowgiftware.com.au image 382x634]

I think the guy was eating these in the article


[www.fbastard.com image 850x1407]


Puts a new twist on "eat a bowl of dicks".
 
2013-04-05 05:36:50 PM  
I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.
 
2013-04-05 05:38:30 PM  

offacue: I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.


Beats a guy who complains about back-shaped pasta watching your dick in a structure fire.
 
2013-04-05 05:42:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: offacue: I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.

Beats a guy who complains about back-shaped pasta watching your dick in a structure fire.


insert obligatory "you owe me a keyboard" comment here
 
2013-04-05 05:42:50 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Mazzic518: Lorelle: I sent these to a TFer (a chef) for Valentine's Day a few years back...he didn't complain.

[www.wowgiftware.com.au image 382x634]

I think the guy was eating these in the article


[www.fbastard.com image 850x1407]

Puts a new twist on "eat a bowl of dicks".


LOL didn't think of that
 
2013-04-05 05:56:00 PM  
Mormon.
 
2013-04-05 06:06:56 PM  
you know you'd do it too
 
2013-04-05 06:12:44 PM  
Good.  If everyone around you is behaving in a way which you find "offensive," the one who needs to change is YOU.
 
2013-04-05 06:18:59 PM  
When I want to show my co-workers penis shaped pasta, I actually mail them the pasta with cooking instructions and an authentic Italian sauce recipe.
 
2013-04-05 06:27:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Mormon.


My thought, too.
 
2013-04-05 06:37:06 PM  
And the daily opportunity to die in BBQ pit the size of a city block.

www.whptv.com

For you.
 
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