I'd be upset too. I prefer gluten-free dick.

blatz514: Sexy pasta?  Ok...

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Everyday Pasta indeed.

A bit of a Olivia Wilde/Natalie Portman cross... interesting...

I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.

I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Oh, wait. I do know why. He complained that someone showed a picture of genitalia.

Don't be a pussy.

Total weenie

Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.

DerAppie: I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Don't be a pussy.

He is a real boob.

There, that cover everything?

I do not think whiners should be a protected class.

/only half kidding

Where is this?  The best part of being a firefighter in Boston is leaving the station while on duty to go to a bar and get drunk, score some cocaine on your way back to the station.  Then when you get back to the station the chief goes out on disability and you fill in as interim-chief and retire that day so you can receive the full benefits and pension of a retired fire chief.

Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.



"He's with my law firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe."

 we used to sell that stuff at cupid


guy sounds like a whining wussy

I'm trying to get an idea of what this might look like.



Ah okay, got it.

/you just know the person who created this was laughing the entire time.

blatz514: Sexy pasta?  Ok...

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Everyday Pasta indeed.

those hooters are nice, but she creeps me out. when she talks her mouth moves in weird unnatural ways like a malfunctioning sex robot.

Uh, is "washing the fire engine" a euphemism?  Because that does not sound like my kind of awesomeness. Subby I'm sure you could get lots of awesome volunteering time in while I wait here.

Mentalpatient87: Mr-Wunderful: I bet this Cheatham fellow is an asshole.

DerAppie: I don't know why but he seems like a dick to me.

Don't be a pussy.

He is a real boob.

There, that cover everything?

I think there are more options available but the main points appear to have been covered.

/Unlike the genitalia in the picture

what delicate sensibilities this man must have had.

That's very strange. He turned a small issue into something big. It's not like they were shoving penis pasta down his throat. Now if they were shoving their firemen into his butt or mouth, that's something to really complain about. There are little jokes you can ignore and the penis pasta is one of them.

Nadie_AZ: [snip]

Stupid sexy pasta ...



Nobody ever pays me in penis shaped pasta.

Gubment needs to get involved in the P.P. incident

/Penis Pasta. Giggle.

Are they sure it wasn't just lighthouse shaped pasta?

O...kay...

uhhh,   he is most likely closet gay and they are harassing him cause they suspect he likes dick. now do you think it is ok ?

Came for a decent firehouse chili recipe.
Leaving confused.

Mazzic518: Lorelle: I sent these to a TFer (a chef) for Valentine's Day a few years back...he didn't complain.

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I think the guy was eating these in the article


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Puts a new twist on "eat a bowl of dicks".

I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.

offacue: I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.

Beats a guy who complains about back-shaped pasta watching your dick in a structure fire.

Danger Avoid Death: offacue: I don't think I want a guy who complains about dick shaped pasta watching my back in a structure fire.

Beats a guy who complains about back-shaped pasta watching your dick in a structure fire.

insert obligatory "you owe me a keyboard" comment here

you know you'd do it too

Good.  If everyone around you is behaving in a way which you find "offensive," the one who needs to change is YOU.

And the daily opportunity to die in BBQ pit the size of a city block.



For you.