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(Metro)   When parking your car always watch that last ramp in the parking garage, it could be a doozy   (metro.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-04-05 04:00:04 PM
Well, we got 1 out of 2 of the stereotypes.
 
2013-04-05 04:18:00 PM
Where did he think he was driving up to?

/Or is the parking garage located in Mario's world.
 
2013-04-05 04:18:08 PM
I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
 
2013-04-05 04:19:35 PM
ROR, of course
 
2013-04-05 04:21:21 PM
You would think they would have it roped off or something.
 
2013-04-05 04:22:18 PM
If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...
 
2013-04-05 04:23:10 PM

Evil Mackerel: If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...


Yeah, that's sandbox game rule #1, if there's a ramp...you gotta gun it and hit it right, probably something secret and awesome.
 
2013-04-05 04:23:31 PM
Damn! A wee bit more speed and they would of not needed the crane.

/Just a shovel and hefty bag.
//YeaYea thats horrible to say but in America he would be suing right now for a deadly ramp and fark the closed signs.
 
2013-04-05 04:28:24 PM

Evil Mackerel: If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...


Drive as fast as I can down sidewalks and murder innocent people?
 
2013-04-05 04:30:47 PM

sheep snorter: Damn! A wee bit more speed and they would of not needed the crane.

/Just a shovel and hefty bag.
//YeaYea thats horrible to say but in America he would be suing right now for a deadly ramp and fark the closed signs.


You're right.  That IS a horrible thing to say.
 
2013-04-05 04:31:18 PM
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The situation is under control. Four cones have been placed in the area.
 
2013-04-05 04:31:24 PM
FTFA: "Chinese driver leaves car dangling after parking fail"


Dammit, kids. The word is "Failure", not "fail". It's a parking FAILURE. When you say "parking fail" you sound like a goddamned idiot. When you're an editor and you allow this to exist as a headline, you absolutely suck and piss me off beyond measure.  What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?
 
2013-04-05 04:31:28 PM
As bad as the state of US news media is, at least they aren't UK news media reprinting a Chinese story.

/and by "story" I mean "work of narrative fiction".
 
2013-04-05 04:32:09 PM
Even more so then a hydra?

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2013-04-05 04:35:22 PM

ZeroCorpse: What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?


Oh yeah, like this is what we'd get if 4chan wrote an article about a Chinese driver farking it.
 
2013-04-05 04:37:23 PM
I feel the need to mention Chinese cola products.
 
2013-04-05 04:39:38 PM
What a pussy... embarrassed so he sends his wife to get the car.
 
2013-04-05 04:43:52 PM
What's the point of that ramp?
 
2013-04-05 04:44:32 PM
www.virginmedia.com

"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"
 
2013-04-05 04:47:42 PM
Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?
 
2013-04-05 04:57:40 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: What a pussy... embarrassed so he sends his wife to get the car.


Not to mention, if she's like the Asian woman drivers around here, she probably would have had an accident on the way out.

No problem making fun of Asian drivers. Seen way too much stupid shiat around here.

/No, it's not OK to back up on to this pedestrian sidewalk ramp so you can be six feet closer to your front door and block the whole sidewalk.
//The only thing better than keying the car of a driver who deliberately and dangerously cuts off your crosswalk is making them think you did. I didn't know their eyes could get so wide.
///I absolutely lose it when they stop right here in front of the ramp. I need that ramp for the stroller. Move your farking silver honda.
 
2013-04-05 04:59:38 PM

ZeroCorpse: FTFA: "Chinese driver leaves car dangling after parking fail"


Dammit, kids. The word is "Failure", not "fail". It's a parking FAILURE. When you say "parking fail" you sound like a goddamned idiot. When you're an editor and you allow this to exist as a headline, you absolutely suck and piss me off beyond measure.  What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?


Farking A, I'm with you. It's totes cray cray.
 
2013-04-05 05:06:23 PM

spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?


According to TFA, it's under construction.
 
2013-04-05 05:07:13 PM
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2013-04-05 05:10:02 PM

over_and_done: spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?

According to TFA, it's under construction.


China? Or the parking lot house?
 
2013-04-05 05:10:09 PM
Nexzus:

///I absolutely lose it when they stop right here in front of the ramp. I need that ramp for the stroller. Move your farking silver honda.

It's actually a Nissan.

/not Asian.
 
2013-04-05 05:17:32 PM
Reminds me of jumping off the top of the parking garage in Midnight Club LA.

socialclub.rockstargames.com
 
2013-04-05 05:20:32 PM

Danger Avoid Death: over_and_done: spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?

According to TFA, it's under construction.

China? Or the parking lot house?


Both, I gather.
 
2013-04-05 05:50:08 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [www.virginmedia.com image 590x350]

"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"


Came here for the Groundhog day reference, leaving happy.
 
2013-04-05 06:38:00 PM

weapon13: Danger Avoid Death: [www.virginmedia.com image 590x350]

"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"

Came here for the Groundhog day reference, leaving happy.


Give me an amen all up in here
 
2013-04-05 09:27:31 PM
That is the problem with Chinese construction sites, people get impatient and use them before everything is finished.
 
2013-04-05 09:58:48 PM

CruiserTwelve: What's the point of that ramp?


It's an ill-concieved roof.

Thelyphthoric: Where did he think he was driving up to?

/Or is the parking garage located in Mario's world.


According to his story, he thought it was an exit.  If he used much more gas, he would've exited alright.  Darwin missed it by this much.
 
2013-04-06 03:03:25 AM
That's not a Dusey, subby, this is a Dusey

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