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(SB Nation)   As many as four gay NFL players could come out on the same day. That's four ones and that's... pretty cool, actually   (sbnation.com ) divider line
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2765 clicks; posted to Sports » on 05 Apr 2013 at 4:14 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-05 02:58:51 PM  
"stop looking at me"

i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 03:04:11 PM  
Who farking cares? Just play the game and entertain me.
 
2013-04-05 03:26:44 PM  
So... football will now be gayer than professional wrestling.
 
2013-04-05 03:27:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So... football will now be gayer than professional wrestling.


Impossible.  Nothing is gayer than professional wresting.
 
2013-04-05 03:30:52 PM  
This would be the best way to do it.  Spread out the pressure among several players. Then trade them all to Dallas.
 
2013-04-05 03:34:21 PM  
So -- Tim Tebow... Who are the other three?
 
2013-04-05 03:41:15 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: This would be the best way to do it.  Spread out the pressure among several players. Then trade them all to Dallas.


Are they O-linemen? We could really use some O-linemen.


/don't care what makes your weenie waggle
//just play some farking ball already
///or 2, if that's your style
 
2013-04-05 03:56:56 PM  
Depending on their positions, they could draw attention on themselves and create running lanes, or open wide receivers.

/postions... heheheheheheh
//open wide receivers ... heheheheheh
 
2013-04-05 03:57:54 PM  

Di Atribe: Are they O-linemen? We could really use some O-linemen.


The damn Cowboys are going to take Warmack this year two spots before Chicago, even though the Bears totally need O-linemen way worse than you guys.
 
2013-04-05 04:02:36 PM  
"You ain't bringing the here!"

-Chris Culliver
 
2013-04-05 04:02:54 PM  
"that's four ones"

I don't get that, is that a sport reference?
 
2013-04-05 04:04:14 PM  

Jubeebee: Di Atribe: Are they O-linemen? We could really use some O-linemen.

The damn Cowboys are going to take Warmack this year two spots before Chicago, even though the Bears totally need O-linemen way worse than you guys.


Cowboys biggest needs are O-line and Safety. So they will grab one of those first. They aren't in a position to draft best available player.
 
2013-04-05 04:15:00 PM  
Cool.  That would be awesome.
 
2013-04-05 04:15:35 PM  
Attention hooooores
 
2013-04-05 04:17:02 PM  
None of my business.
 
2013-04-05 04:17:58 PM  
How much you wanna bet that 3 of them back out at the last minute and it's just one poor sap who has to do everything on his own?

/Hope that doesn't happen
//Probably will, though
///Slashies come in threes
 
2013-04-05 04:19:13 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: "that's four ones"

I don't get that, is that a sport reference?


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-05 04:21:08 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Then trade them all to Dallas.


As a Cowboys fan who has no problem with gays, that would be fabulous! Assuming they could play of course, esp. O-line like  Di Atribe said.
 
2013-04-05 04:22:29 PM  

GAT_00: FirstNationalBastard: So... football will now be gayer than professional wrestling.

Impossible.  Nothing is gayer than professional wresting.


UFC is.
 
2013-04-05 04:23:11 PM  
Homosexuals are so gay.
 
2013-04-05 04:23:44 PM  

GAT_00: FirstNationalBastard: So... football will now be gayer than professional wrestling.

Impossible.  Nothing is gayer than professional wresting.


I see you haven't watched "Splash"
 
2013-04-05 04:26:07 PM  
If one of the 4 is a certain QB, then his significant other must hate November, since he doesn't start gagging in earnest for another 2 months.

//NTTAWWT
///The backwards cap keeps the bill out of the way, though.
 
2013-04-05 04:26:24 PM  

error 303: Homosexuals are so gay.


With all those fabulous clothes and wild parties and not having to deal with the opposite sex, they have good reason to be.
 
2013-04-05 04:27:28 PM  
Am I totally off in thinking--reading between the lines of what he's saying here--that one of the four is Ayanbadejo himself?  It would be pretty cool to have a reigning Super Bowl winner come out; I'd only be surprised that he hadn't done it already.
 
2013-04-05 04:28:08 PM  
A SECOND GAY HAS HIT THE SOUTH ENDZONE.
 
2013-04-05 04:28:58 PM  

Branch Dravidian: A SECOND GAY HAS HIT THE SOUTH ENDZONE.


www.mkrob.com
 
2013-04-05 04:29:52 PM  

Gonz: If one of the 4 is a certain QB, then his significant other must hate November, since he doesn't start gagging in earnest for another 2 months.

//NTTAWWT
///The backwards cap keeps the bill out of the way, though.


Ah, calling the QB of the Cowboys "Gay". A tradition unlike any other.
cdn.abclocal.go.com
He'shiatting that. Daily.
 
2013-04-05 04:30:58 PM  

Treygreen13: Gonz: If one of the 4 is a certain QB, then his significant other must hate November, since he doesn't start gagging in earnest for another 2 months.

//NTTAWWT
///The backwards cap keeps the bill out of the way, though.

Ah, calling the QB of the Cowboys "Gay". A tradition unlike any other.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 530x700]
He'shiatting that. Daily.


Which just proves how stretched and blown out his anus is.
 
2013-04-05 04:32:25 PM  

Treygreen13: He'shiatting that. Daily.


Look, you can't call out those using recycled gay jokes then let the filter bring attention to his ass. Be careful.
 
2013-04-05 04:33:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Treygreen13: Gonz: If one of the 4 is a certain QB, then his significant other must hate November, since he doesn't start gagging in earnest for another 2 months.

//NTTAWWT
///The backwards cap keeps the bill out of the way, though.

Ah, calling the QB of the Cowboys "Gay". A tradition unlike any other.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 530x700]
He'shiatting that. Daily.

Which just proves how stretched and blown out his anus is.


LOL.
Damn filter.

Anyway, I hope somebody does come out as gay and then after all the ribbing he gets in the locker room, goes out there and just crushes his opponents. Then turns to them and says, "Hey, up for a beer later?" and gives them a little wink.
 
2013-04-05 04:33:12 PM  

The Third Man: Am I totally off in thinking--reading between the lines of what he's saying here--that one of the four is Ayanbadejo himself?  It would be pretty cool to have a reigning Super Bowl winner come out; I'd only be surprised that he hadn't done it already.


I doubt he's one of the players included. He's so outspoken about the issue I have little doubt he'd be out already. The actual gay players almost certainly have been silent on the issue.

Some aggressively homophobic players may be gay also, but they won't be the ones coming out.
 
2013-04-05 04:33:31 PM  

xnewnoisex: Impossible.  Nothing is gayer than professional wresting.

I see you haven't watched "Splash"


Bite your tongue. "Splash" gave us Darryl Hannah's fine ass (NSFW), back when she was actually hot.
 
2013-04-05 04:35:34 PM  

Uzzah: xnewnoisex: Impossible.  Nothing is gayer than professional wresting.

I see you haven't watched "Splash"

Bite your tongue. "Splash" gave us Darryl Hannah's fine ass (NSFW), back when she was actually hot.


I believe he means the television show "Splash" featuring D-list celebrities diving.
 
2013-04-05 04:40:38 PM  
Don't know if this is just so much BS but if true I think the announcement should come on the first day of this year's draft just to see which would get more attention.  Goodell would have a conniption.
 
2013-04-05 04:41:43 PM  
Fortunately, if you run out of seats all you need to do is turn a stool upside down.

/Mind if I push your stool in?
 
2013-04-05 04:44:27 PM  
I hope they hit some homophobic halfback or QB hard and take him down. Then whisper in his ear "I'll be back, Sweetie."
 
2013-04-05 04:45:27 PM  
Doesn't Ayanbadejo have a super hot wife and something like 5 kids?  That is one heck of a cover up if he's the one coming out.
 
2013-04-05 04:48:28 PM  

jayhawk88: tenpoundsofcheese: "that's four ones"

I don't get that, is that a sport reference?


Thanks!
 
2013-04-05 04:48:47 PM  

friek: Doesn't Ayanbadejo have a super hot wife and something like 5 kids?  That is one heck of a cover up if he's the one coming out.


I'm sure its not him.  He just happens to be one speaking out in favor of gay players coming out, etc.
 
2013-04-05 04:49:53 PM  

whither_apophis: Depending on their positions, they could draw attention on themselves and create running lanes, or open wide receivers.


A CB could really psych out a homophobic WR.
 
2013-04-05 04:54:46 PM  

Supes: I doubt he's one of the players included. He's so outspoken about the issue I have little doubt he'd be out already. The actual gay players almost certainly have been silent on the issue.


I would actually be a little surprised if Rob Gronkowski wasn't bisexual. He just seems like the kind of guy who farks everything and laughs about it afterwards.
 
2013-04-05 04:55:55 PM  
Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers. Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers.  Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers.
 
2013-04-05 04:56:17 PM  

Droog8912: whither_apophis: Depending on their positions, they could draw attention on themselves and create running lanes, or open wide receivers.

A CB could really psych out a homophobic WR.


By complimenting his TE?
 
2013-04-05 04:57:30 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers. Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers.  Don't just be tight ends and wide receivers.


Haha, and "punters".
 
2013-04-05 05:02:16 PM  
I hope this happens and America shrugs and says "Ok, whatever."

It is 2013, aren't we all about done caring who is gay and who is not?
 
2013-04-05 05:04:55 PM  

ko_kyi: I hope this happens and America shrugs and says "Ok, whatever."

It is 2013, aren't we all about done caring who is gay and who is not?


THIS
 
2013-04-05 05:09:57 PM  
Oh, I hope this happens. NFL network would asplode.

Also, I really don't think most younger people care.
 
2013-04-05 05:10:16 PM  

Jubeebee: Supes: I doubt he's one of the players included. He's so outspoken about the issue I have little doubt he'd be out already. The actual gay players almost certainly have been silent on the issue.

I would actually be a little surprised if Rob Gronkowski wasn't bisexual. He just seems like the kind of guy who farks everything and laughs about it afterwards.


From your lips to God's ears, honey.
 
2013-04-05 05:13:44 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: So -- Tim Tebow... Who are the other three?


Well Joey Harrington doesn't play anymore so .... Hrm I'm not sure. Maybe Romo?

Not Gronkowski though he's just a slut, like those slutty girls who mess with other girls but prefer men. Oh, and that's not a slur, as long as you play safe.
 
2013-04-05 05:15:28 PM  

Errk: Who farking cares? Just play the game and entertain me.


Exactly.  None of this should be a big deal at all, and it's frankly kind of embarrassing that it is an issue in the first place.
 
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