Hope springs a turtle.

So what.  About a hundred species go extinct EVERY DAY/

What about the northwestern pacific tree octopus? Are they still threatened?

In fact, for a long time researchers were amazed that the supposed Seychelles turtles looked so deceptively similar to the West African turtles

lol

iheartscotch: What about the northwestern pacific tree octopus? Are they still threatened?

Zombies, man. Ever since Yonkers...

Anthropogenic Global Warming scores another kill!

Turtle? There's some good eatin' on one 'o those.

So some random 19th century sailor picks up turtles while in port. Takes them home to his kids. Who then get board, and turn them lose. Then some egghead finds them. Bingo new species.

the_sidewinder: This is why we need a Campaign for Real Time

I still have postcards of the Cathedral of Chalesm.

WHAT YOU SAY

Anthropogenic Genomic Wandering

I blame gay marriage.

See?? Science can't do anything right! This means that "Global Warming" and "Evolution" and "That Stupid Bank Teller Lady Who Said That Little Dash Thingy In Front Of My Money Number Means I Don't Have Any Money Left" were WRONG!

Lochsteppe: See?? Science can't do anything right! This means that "Global Warming" and "Evolution" and "That Stupid Bank Teller Lady Who Said That Little Dash Thingy In Front Of My Money Number Means I Don't Have Any Money Left" were WRONG!

that escalated quickly

Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

We're a lot more than just the "top of the food chain."  We're also the only animal species to be able to contemplate our existence beyond our own lifespan.  It's the individuals decision whether or not to care about the world beyond itself, but if you've got the capability to do so, may as well use it.  We are not destined to destroy everything before us, we have the ability to be good stewards of the world and we should do so if it's not too inconvenient.

That's really neat.

/friend to children

Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

So, what about species that were doing fine untill we drove them to extinction or near extinction? Buffalos? Passenger pidgin?

Richard C Stanford: Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

So, what about species that were doing fine untill we drove them to extinction or near extinction? Buffalos? Passenger pidgin?

Sucks to be them.

I like turtles.

/thanks. bye.

James_Corn: I like turtles.

/thanks. bye.

Then why don't you marry them? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GHEY MARRIAGE WILL DO!!!!

Well this just proves that none those so called "extinct" or "endangered" animals don't exist. I've never seen a chimpanzee but scientists claim that chimpanzees are endangered. Their fore chimps aren't real. Pandas are just one of them black bears spray painted white. Wolves are just big coyotes. It all makes sense!

Richard C Stanford: Well this just proves that none those so called "extinct" or "endangered" animals don't exist. I've never seen a chimpanzee but scientists claim that chimpanzees are endangered. Their fore chimps aren't real. Pandas are just one of them black bears spray painted white. Wolves are just big coyotes. It all makes sense!

Whales don't exist. Have you ever seen a whale?
NO YOU DIDN'T.

The relevant study was published today in the journalPLOS ONE.

Yes, plox.

We have always been at war with the Galapagos.

DAMMIT, won't someone please think of the nonexistent turtles feelings!

Michelangelo, Rafael, Donnatello, and whatever the hell that other one's name is, Sleepy I think.. do NOT approve.

DubtodaIll: Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

We're a lot more than just the "top of the food chain."  We're also the only animal species to be able to contemplate our existence beyond our own lifespan.  It's the individuals decision whether or not to care about the world beyond itself, but if you've got the capability to do so, may as well use it.  We are not destined to destroy everything before us, we have the ability to be good stewards of the world and we should do so if it's not too inconvenient.

Well said. I am not in a position to make decisions that would render a species extinct or save it so I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I'll comfortable knowing the granola eaters are weeping for hundreds of species of insects going extinct every year.Richard C Stanford: Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

So, what about species that were doing fine untill we drove them to extinction or near extinction? Buffalos? Passenger pidgin?

Are you high? Bison is some of the best steak and hamburger you will ever eat.

But, science!

Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the climate isn't warming because of evil women activity.

/yes, I went there
//there are more women in the world
///and I have seen inside your medicine cabinets

Ohlookabutterfly: Extinction is a natural part of our world. Things either evolve and adapt or go extinct. Why do hippies think I should be upset and/or feel responsible for this? We are the top of the food chain, if you can't come to grips with that feel free to leave it.

4/10. Close to believable but falls just short.

CygnusDarius: [www.maniacworld.com image 337x219]

/leaving satisfied.

Wamphyr: the_sidewinder: This is why we need a Campaign for Real Time

I still have postcards of the Cathedral of Chalesm.

Don't worry.   Wikihistory will will have wollen take care of it.

Richard C Stanford: James_Corn: I like turtles.

/thanks. bye.

Then why don't you marry them? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GHEY MARRIAGE WILL DO!!!!

No, not turtles.   Ducks.

kid_icarus: Richard C Stanford: Well this just proves that none those so called "extinct" or "endangered" animals don't exist. I've never seen a chimpanzee but scientists claim that chimpanzees are endangered. Their fore chimps aren't real. Pandas are just one of them black bears spray painted white. Wolves are just big coyotes. It all makes sense!

Whales don't exist. Have you ever seen a whale?
NO YOU DIDN'T.   YES YOU DID.


FTFY

stuffy: So some random 19th century sailor picks up turtles while in port. Takes them home to his kids. Who then get board, and turn them lose. Then some egghead finds them. Bingo new species.

That's about it, but the eggheads know how to spell bored.

Mirandized: stuffy: So some random 19th century sailor picks up turtles while in port. Takes them home to his kids. Who then get board, and turn them lose. Then some egghead finds them. Bingo new species.

That's about it, but the eggheads know how to spell bored.

But the eggheads do not know how to spell  "loose", "gets" or correct a fragment? Egghead, it does not mean what you think it does.
/something nazi correction something the whole thing or nothing
//something