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(Slate)   Stop me if you've heard this one before: There's a new Apple-killer about to hit the market. No, I'm serious   (slate.com) divider line 20
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2013-04-05 01:59:49 PM
4 votes:
So it takes over your system and inserts itself into all of your other programs while strategically placing ads?

Sounds great, but I already have Bonzi Buddy installed so I have that whole package covered.
2013-04-05 02:39:40 PM
3 votes:

Muta: This is great news to me.  I think I going to get this to replace my MySpace Phone.


I am never giving up my AOL phone!

keyword: awesome!
2013-04-05 01:56:35 PM
3 votes:
if they make it MORE expensive than Apple AND less functional, hipsters will rush to it.
2013-04-05 02:16:23 PM
2 votes:
Apple killer
qu'est que c'est?
Run run
run run awaayyy

/obscure
2013-04-05 02:08:35 PM
2 votes:
One day there's going to be a company that absolutely destroys Apple.

It's going to be named Apple.
2013-04-05 02:05:38 PM
2 votes:

litespeed74: dryknife: Holding out for TwitterPhone.

I'm holding out for the Fark phone.


No way, man.  Fark gets haxx0rd by p1g5 at least once a year.
2013-04-05 12:02:05 PM
2 votes:
You can flip through the pictures, Like them, and even comment on things without ever unlocking your device.

Well, that sounds safe.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-05 05:43:56 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: dryknife: Christian Mingle Phone

GPS tracking software powered by Jesus 2.1TM


I hear the Jesus software has some holes in it.
2013-04-05 04:11:00 PM
1 votes:

Precision Boobery: Casoron (dichlobenil)
Poast (sethoxydim)
Devrinol (napropamide)
Prowl (pendemethalin)
Fusilade (fluazifop)
Roundup (glyphosate)
Goal (oxyfluorfen)
Princep (simazine)
Karmex (diuron)
Solicam (norflurazon)
Kerb (pronomide)
Surflan (oryzalin)
Bueno 6 (MSMA)
Envy (2,4D)
Paraquat (paraquat CL)

Do we really need another one?


fusilade is monocot-specific, dumbass.
2013-04-05 03:51:11 PM
1 votes:
I'm holding out for a /b/ phone
2013-04-05 03:01:53 PM
1 votes:
Christian Mingle Phone
2013-04-05 03:01:47 PM
1 votes:
"The basic assumption behind Facebook Home is that you'd rather see what your friends are up to at any given moment than do things"

Your friends aren't doing things, either.  They're sitting on their asses wherever they are, just like you, staring into a little box and trying to find out what their friends are up to.  Their friends aren't doing things, either.  They're sitting on their asses wherever they are...
2013-04-05 02:33:19 PM
1 votes:
The Apple killer will be released by Apple, All this has happened before. All this will happen again.
2013-04-05 02:32:30 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

How can this phone fail?
2013-04-05 02:11:37 PM
1 votes:
Just the other day I was thinking to myself, "You know Google's ecosystem isn't invasive enough for my tastes, I want something better."
2013-04-05 02:01:44 PM
1 votes:
facebook's website & mobile app are annoying. 24-hour front-of-my-phone facebook??

mobilesyrup.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-04-05 02:00:30 PM
1 votes:
Casoron (dichlobenil)
Poast (sethoxydim)
Devrinol (napropamide)
Prowl (pendemethalin)
Fusilade (fluazifop)
Roundup (glyphosate)
Goal (oxyfluorfen)
Princep (simazine)
Karmex (diuron)
Solicam (norflurazon)
Kerb (pronomide)
Surflan (oryzalin)
Bueno 6 (MSMA)
Envy (2,4D)
Paraquat (paraquat CL)

Do we really need another one?
2013-04-05 01:59:30 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: I've killed apples for years. They're damn tasty, and a good ingredient for sweet strudels.


Wot? You don't scrump? poofter.
2013-04-05 01:56:55 PM
1 votes:
Holding out for TwitterPhone.
2013-04-05 11:57:08 AM
1 votes:
The Swiss have had one for centuries.
www.fjbejjaniphd.com
 
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