CygnusDarius: I've killed apples for years. They're damn tasty, and a good ingredient for sweet strudels.
dryknife: Holding out for TwitterPhone.
litespeed74: dryknife: Holding out for TwitterPhone.I'm holding out for the Fark phone.
EatHam: You can flip through the pictures, Like them, and even comment on things without ever unlocking your device.Well, that sounds safe.[i.imgur.com image 247x204]
uttertosh: CygnusDarius: I've killed apples for years. They're damn tasty, and a good ingredient for sweet strudels.Wot? You don't scrump? poofter.
Nana's Vibrator: F*ck these stupid phones. Pick your head up and say "hi" to the person next to you. See what happens. I mean, if you're on a subway in a bad neighborhood you might die or get mugged, but isn't that how a good story always starts?
bighairyguy: Someone came out with a Facebook-centric phone a couple of years ago, never heard a peep from it after the initial promo.Like every other non-Apple phone, it's a niche product.
sleeper2995: Wow I thought Apple/Mac was dead technology years ago. I never bought into the fad.
WinoRhino: 1. Nothing will ever "kill" Apple because even though it's just a mediocre-to-good smart phone, the brand loyalty will never go away.
Bill_Wick's_Friend: So it takes over your system and inserts itself into all of your other programs while strategically placing ads?Sounds great, but I already have Bonzi Buddy installed so I have that whole package covered.
realmolo: Isn't it pretty well established that Facebook is dying out? Everyone I know has had their fill of it.I don't expect them to disappear or anything, but I expect their active user base to shrink like crazy in the next couple of years, which will kill their advertising revenue.It was a fad, like all the other social networking sites. Hopefully, it's the FINAL social networking site.
pedobearapproved: "The Anti-Apple Fanboy Squad" is here to save us from things they don't like.
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