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(Washington Post)   Are you ready to panic? Bird flu has already killed 6 people in China. SIX PEOPLE. Quick, everybody get vaccinated again   ( ) divider line 8
    More: Stupid, genetic sequence, H1N1 virus, Chinese authorities, Family Planning Commission, virus strains, SARS  
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855 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2013 at 1:12 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-05 07:04:03 PM  
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Upon reading this I immediately ran out to the barn, grabbed a chicken and vaccinated him. Don't know how he's going to react to the herd's  Clostridium Perfringens Types C & D Antitoxin we use on the Angus, but I dutifully did as told. Immediately got something vaccinated.
2013-04-05 03:47:49 PM  
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jaybeezey: HotWingConspiracy: jaybeezey: wake me when there are 3 or 4 zeros behind that 6.

I think the goal is to avoid that.

WHO's goal?

Exactly. The answer's right there.
2013-04-05 03:16:46 PM  
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Since Japan made a zombie sci-fi channel level of horribleness movie about SARS transforming victims into flesh eating zombies.  I probably see either SyFy or Japan doing the following titles

When Feathers Fly
Avian's Revenge
Wing Of The Predator
It Tweeted From The Shadows
2013-04-05 02:23:11 PM  
1 vote:
Read this yesterday on Yahoo. At the time, there were only 3 deaths, which means this thing is doubling its kill count every day. PANIC.

They also had a good image to help you know exactly what to PANIC about.
2013-04-05 02:22:54 PM  
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Pocket Ninja: skozlaw: / math is hard for some people

I don't know what they taught you in school, but when I learned maths I learned that any attempt to double zero gets zero. So the "doubling process" in your chart would end right at the zero line and never get any further. Pay more attention in class, smart guy.
2013-04-05 01:51:44 PM  
1 vote:
Well if the highly trained medical professionals on Fark don't think this is a big deal I'm not worried about it then.
2013-04-05 01:36:54 PM  
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mjohnson71: Rapmaster2000: Everybody knows vaccines cause autism.  If you get one then you'll get the autism.  Duh.

Thanks for the input Dr. Jenny MCCarthy.

/Looking forward to your article in the New England Journal of Medicine.

I'm a MOM so I always know what's best for my child!
2013-04-05 01:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
Me Chinese,
Me catch flu,
Me put peepee in Coke,
For you.

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