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(BBC)   South Korea deploys warships to track North Korean missiles if launched, possibly by following the trail of debris floating in the ocean   ( divider line
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2013-04-05 01:40:10 PM  
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neongoats: Professor Farksworth: [ image 611x263]

Is it too early for this?

I'm so farking sick of seeing shops of that picture. Every god damned NK thread.

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2013-04-05 03:50:21 PM  
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neversubmit: Looks like we are going to war.

U.S. amassing B-1 strategic bombers near North Korea

But, for the first time in the last few weeks, the deployment of the "Bones" to the Pacific atoll was not made public (at least, not yet), a fact that could be the sign that the U.S. is not only making symbolic moves (as the above mentioned ones), but it is preparing for the worst scenario: an attack on North Korea.


"Late last night I monitored "DARK flight of seven" on PRIME (311.000 MHZ STRATCOM PRIMARY) asking for current weather for UAM [airport code for Guam - Andersen Air Force Base]. On the frequency of 251.100 Mhz,DARK flight also was calling for "GASSR 11 and GASSR 12″ for "Tanker drag to BAB [Beale AFB, California]".

God... that sort of talk makes my heart race.
2013-04-05 03:47:00 PM  
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Treygreen13: echomike23: SurelyShirley: Treygreen13: They're not "protecting" anything. They don't have anything anybody wants.

I'm going to disagree with you there.

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But you can get non-crazy Korean chicks in South Korea!

yea but still
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2013-04-05 03:41:37 PM  
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BigNumber12: It's pretty wild to hear this side of NK's government. It's so... reasonable. Bordering on "helpful."

I think perhaps it because the phrasing was filtered through the Brit diplomats.  It may have started something like "don't let the door hit your ass on the way out," and been reported as "the North Koreans offered valuable information and assistance for our evacuation."
2013-04-05 02:00:49 PM  
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CygnusDarius: The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory.

What about the lamentations of their women?  Can't really call it a war without some good lamentations now, can you?  Sheesh.  Nobody respects the traditional values any more.
2013-04-05 01:59:22 PM  
1 vote:

mr lawson: dallylamma: I like the theory that the Norks, or at least a faction of them that has some sway, are trying to use a war as an end-around to reunification with the South.

The South and China have no desire to take on millions of refugees and billions in modernization costs that would be associated with peacful reunification (way worse than what West Germany had to deal with) maybe the Norks are trying to force it.

That is the only rational reason for this line of aggression.
The big question is "Is Un rational?"
Nobody knows.

If this is turning into a precedent for future behavior, it might well be Un natural.
2013-04-05 01:41:24 PM  
1 vote:

neversubmit: North Korea tells Brit diplomats to get out - then sets chilling April 10 deadline

Crackpot Kim Jong-un's regime today issued a chilling threat to British diplomats warning them to get out of Pyongyang.
Alarmingly the North Korean government said it would not be able to guarantee the safety of embassies from April 10

Let's see... I'll pencil in war for this Wednesday... that sound about right? How does everyones calendar look?

I have plans that evening, so if you could make sure it happens early/midday, that'd be great. My calendar is free early afternoon, too.
2013-04-05 01:32:45 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting sick of this shiat. He's not going to do anything, we KNOW he's not going to do anything.


I'm going to fark off now. Don't wake me up unless War Were Declared.

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2013-04-05 01:19:55 PM  
1 vote:

Fatty Dingdongs is really fat and he's really agitated. He makes me nervous because I have yogurt with almonds and he might sit on me to get it.
2013-04-05 01:13:17 PM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: Okay, see...Here's my problem and why I'm now officially nervous.

The NKs are telling everyone to get their embassy people out before the 10th of April.

That denotes a count down of some sort.  Are they setting up a missile launch at some hidden base?

And I've dismissed the idea of there being a chance of a transported bomb out of NK, but...I may be changing my mind on that.

This whole 'April 10th' thing has me a bit concerned.

WTF would be the point? Kim, Fatty Ass, is just trying to assert his authority to his people with this crap. I actually hope he tries (unsuccessfully) to launch a missile at us or our allies. We could rightfully liberate the NK people of this horrid regime.
2013-04-05 01:09:07 PM  
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