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(Telegraph)   When Fidel Castro tells you to knock it off you've officially pissed off everyone in the world   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 79
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2013-04-05 10:36:09 AM  
Casto: "I'm as "Death to America" as the next dictator, but for f*cks sakes, man! Stop it!"
 
2013-04-05 10:37:19 AM  
I thought he was dead.
 
2013-04-05 10:41:19 AM  

James!: I thought he was dead.


He keeps refusing to go on the damned cart
 
2013-04-05 10:42:10 AM  

James!: I thought he was dead.


He's still kicking, just not in any official political capacity. He's retired now.

/Had to look it up to be sure, he's eighty-farking-six!
 
2013-04-05 10:43:07 AM  
What does Iran's Mac-scrood All-mad-jibberjab have to say about it?
I imagine he's pretty pissed with his runner-up sash in the bat-sh*t insane dictator pageant.
 
2013-04-05 11:53:30 AM  

oldfarthenry: What does Iran's Mac-scrood All-mad-jibberjab have to say about it?
I imagine he's pretty pissed with his runner-up sash in the bat-sh*t insane dictator pageant.


Probably something along the lines of, 'Hey, assholes, keep it down, we're trying to make a bomb over here.'
 
2013-04-05 12:13:16 PM  
Yeaaaaaaaaaaa thanks Mr. I'm Still Relevant and I Tried This Over 40 Years Ago
 
2013-04-05 12:14:28 PM  

oldfarthenry: What does Iran's Mac-scrood All-mad-jibberjab have to say about it?
I imagine he's pretty pissed with his runner-up sash in the bat-sh*t insane dictator pageant.


Probably loves it. Takes the attention of off their nuke program.
 
2013-04-05 12:14:35 PM  
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who had to check whether or not Castro was still alive.
 
2013-04-05 12:14:54 PM  
Dear Leader, Jr. probably won't listen to him. You know how kids are these days. They think they know everything.
 
2013-04-05 12:16:14 PM  
Surprised to learn that the UK has an embassy there and the NK government could no longer guarantee their safety, in effect saying, "if a nuclear bomb hits Pyongyang, you might die."
/No sh*t, Sherlock,
 
2013-04-05 12:17:09 PM  
I thought Fidel died in Battlefield 3
 
2013-04-05 12:21:43 PM  

GiantRex: I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who had to check whether or not Castro was still alive.


It's that other guy who died.
 
2013-04-05 12:22:41 PM  

offmymeds: Dear Leader, Jr. probably won't listen to him. You know how kids are these days. They think they know everything.


"¡ Dios mio! You're such a stubborn little sh*t, just like your abuelito."
 
2013-04-05 12:23:05 PM  
Wait so Cuba is second in line for the if-you-piss-them-off-you've-definitely-farked-up list? I always imagined it would be some blood thirsty African warlord or Al Qaeda, not some sunny Caribbean country with an affinity for 50's cars.
 
2013-04-05 12:24:45 PM  

rkiller1: Surprised to learn that the UK has an embassy there and the NK government could no longer guarantee their safety, in effect saying, "if a nuclear bomb hits Pyongyang, you might die."
/No sh*t, Sherlock,


Some how I would think if you see the UK embassy clearing out in full it's a good time to get out of town.  There is no way we would bomb the city and not give the UK a heads up.
 
2013-04-05 12:25:45 PM  
Damn, cancel his invitation to the Petorian inauguration party.  We can't have that kind of crazy in attendance.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-05 12:26:47 PM  

leonel: Wait so Cuba is second in line for the if-you-piss-them-off-you've-definitely-farked-up list? I always imagined it would be some blood thirsty African warlord or Al Qaeda, not some sunny Caribbean country with an affinity for 50's cars.


Nah, the US is taking the same approach with Castro as Major League Baseball is with Pete Rose. Once the guy is dead, then things will improve. It's more about spite and tradition than anything else.
 
2013-04-05 12:27:47 PM  

CaptSacto: James!: I thought he was dead.

He keeps refusing to go on the damned cart


Thank you for that!

/He will be soon.
 
2013-04-05 12:28:31 PM  
Damn I want me one of those retro snub-nosed AA missiles.
 
2013-04-05 12:28:32 PM  
Why does this whole N Korea situation feel like the end sequence for Pulp Fiction.
 
2013-04-05 12:28:33 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Yeaaaaaaaaaaa thanks Mr. I'm Still Relevant and I Tried This Over 40 Years Ago


That was the US and Soviets having that standoff. Castro was just the guy with the land.
 
2013-04-05 12:31:00 PM  
www.bontheball.com
 
2013-04-05 12:31:36 PM  
I wonder if he spent Burns' trillion dollar bill yet.
 
2013-04-05 12:31:56 PM  

GiantRex: I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who had to check whether or not Castro was still alive.


Me too. Apparently he's feeling better, and just went for a walk.
 
2013-04-05 12:32:40 PM  

GiantRex: I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who had to check whether or not Castro was still alive.


Well, Tupac's dead but still releases a record every five years.
 
2013-04-05 12:35:46 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Why does this whole N Korea situation feel like the end sequence for Pulp Fiction.


Which ending?  The standoff in the diner or Butch and Fabienne riding off on the chopper?
 
2013-04-05 12:37:45 PM  

Aboleth: I wonder if he spent Burns' trillion dollar bill yet.


www.ozarksunbound.com

Spent what?
 
2013-04-05 12:37:55 PM  
I don't believe he's still alive. I think its a clever ploy.
 
2013-04-05 12:38:04 PM  
That's not an anti-aircraft battery, Telegraph. That's a KS-1 Kometa anti-ship cruise missile.
 
2013-04-05 12:39:38 PM  
I swear Castro died. I know he did. Am I in a parallel dimension? Quick who's the current president and are the polar ice caps still expanding and threatening to overtake Canada?
 
2013-04-05 12:40:04 PM  
pulpfactor.com
 
2013-04-05 12:44:22 PM  
How is he still writing for Communist rags when I personally shot him in the face at the end of BF3?
 
2013-04-05 12:44:54 PM  
media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS
 
2013-04-05 12:45:11 PM  
Ja wohl! Bitte ruhe! Herr Castro spricht stimmt!
 
2013-04-05 12:46:48 PM  

QuietMan: [media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com image 222x319]
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS


Looks like Selena Gomez.
 
2013-04-05 12:47:07 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: How is he still writing for Communist rags when I personally shot him in the face at the end of BF3?


Same reason Nicolas Cage keeps getting work.
 
2013-04-05 12:47:34 PM  

mbillips: That's not an anti-aircraft battery, Telegraph. That's a KS-1 Kometa anti-ship cruise missile.


THANK YOU.
 
2013-04-05 12:50:07 PM  
Castro's brother Raul is now officially in charge

You all will know Castro is "officially" dead when you get national news coverage of Miami erupting into a days-long party in the streets - truth be told, there is a contingency plan in place by the city for when this occurs which, apparently, includes trying to herd gleeful people into one of the local stadiums

I don't know if there will just come a point where there is an announcement for real or if, some day in the future, it becomes obvious the man isn't celebrating his 122nd birthday along with Bilbo Baggin's great-great nephew on his grandfather's side
 
2013-04-05 12:51:16 PM  

texdent: QuietMan: [media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com image 222x319]
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS

Looks like Selena Gomez.


ich, ich liebe dich wie ein Liebelied baby
 
2013-04-05 12:55:01 PM  

parasol: there is a contingency plan in place by the city for when this occurs which, apparently, includes trying to herd gleeful people into one of the local stadiums


I want that to be true so much.
 
2013-04-05 12:56:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Tat'dGreaser: Yeaaaaaaaaaaa thanks Mr. I'm Still Relevant and I Tried This Over 40 Years Ago

That was the US and Soviets having that standoff. Castro was just the guy with the land.


Yes and no. Things re: Cuba cooled when the Russians realized Castro was a looser cannon than they thought, and possibly would try to nuke the US on his own. Fortunately, in the 1960s, the Russians and the US weren't that eager to get into a nuclear war.

After the Crisis, they basically kept sending Cuba food, but stopped sending them weapons. This is sort of a smaller version of what China is going through now with North Korea -- they're getting worried now that Un is crazier than they may have thought.
 
2013-04-05 12:57:36 PM  

namegoeshere: GiantRex: I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who had to check whether or not Castro was still alive.

Me too. Apparently he's feeling better, and just went for a walk.


He feels happy!
 
2013-04-05 12:58:09 PM  

ransack.: texdent: QuietMan: [media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com image 222x319]
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS

Looks like Selena Gomez.

ich, ich liebe dich wie ein Liebelied baby


Whoever she is, I hope she's legal, 'cause she is HOT!
 
2013-04-05 12:58:33 PM  

parasol: Castro's brother Raul is now officially in charge

You all will know Castro is "officially" dead when you get national news coverage of Miami erupting into a days-long party in the streets - truth be told, there is a contingency plan in place by the city for when this occurs which, apparently, includes trying to herd gleeful people into one of the local stadiums

I don't know if there will just come a point where there is an announcement for real or if, some day in the future, it becomes obvious the man isn't celebrating his 122nd birthday along with Bilbo Baggin's great-great nephew on his grandfather's side


The announcement will be at a really convenient time, just like Chavez's death was announced. Yes, I also believe he passed away well before it was announced, so they could consolidate power. I think Fatty Dingdong missed the memo in "Sustaining Your Dictatorship Quarterly" that said, "consolidate power before the death of your predecessor is mourned." So now he's all sorts of out of pocket, because he made fatal errors in his ascension to Dear Leader position.
 
2013-04-05 01:02:07 PM  

mbillips: That's not an anti-aircraft battery, Telegraph. That's a KS-1 Kometa anti-ship cruise missile.


Nicely done. I thought it looked pretty bulky for an AA...
 
2013-04-05 01:02:35 PM  

Marshal805: ransack.: texdent: QuietMan: [media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com image 222x319]
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS

Looks like Selena Gomez.

ich, ich liebe dich wie ein Liebelied baby

Whoever she is, I hope she's legal, 'cause she is HOT!


Almost positive that's Becky Gomez (no relation to Selena) and she's 15 or 16.
 
2013-04-05 01:02:46 PM  
i500.listal.com

"Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore."
 
2013-04-05 01:02:51 PM  

texdent: QuietMan: [media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com image 222x319]
Lucia Fuenmayor Castro

/lotsa Castros in GIS

Looks like Selena Gomez.


is Selena Gomez.
 
2013-04-05 01:03:16 PM  
mbillips:
Also THANKS.
It looks like a V-1 with the engine mounted internally.

Or...

Those drones the US Navy uses for target practice. Oh wait.....
 
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