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(Celebslam)   Kendall Jenner, who's appeared in well over 30 magazines in the past few years, just wants to be left alone   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 51
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2013-04-05 10:27:41 AM
Kurt Cobain wanted to be left alone, and he got his wish. I would suggest Kendall employ the same method. And take the rest of that useless family with her.
 
2013-04-05 10:51:09 AM
who?
 
2013-04-05 10:52:40 AM
Look at me!

Don't look at me!
 
2013-04-05 12:24:25 PM
She wouldn't happen to have any family members who could explain the no-talent celebrity paradox, would she?
 
2013-04-05 12:24:42 PM
Her mother is not going to let that happen...  Be happy, be rich for nothing, and get the fark over yourself kiddo...
 
2013-04-05 12:25:38 PM
14 year old coaxed by a horrifying money grubbing stage mom to capitalize on her looks is tired of the BS and Paparazzi chasing her for 3 years?  Seems plausible and fair that she might want to be left alone for a while.  Its not like she could legally sign any of those release forms.  Her sisters deserve the fame whore criticism, but at 17 this one is still a kid.
 
2013-04-05 12:27:41 PM
Didn't one of the Osborne kids prefer that as well? We never saw her in the reality show or snapped by the paps. Believe me, if you want to be left alone, it's not so hard.
 
2013-04-05 12:31:07 PM
Then she needs to quit modeling shiat like this

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2013-04-05 12:32:46 PM
I am in agreement. Fark should stop greenlighting all things Kardashian except for Star Trek references.
 
2013-04-05 12:41:00 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Then she needs to quit modeling shiat like this

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]


only a few years until she has a porn tape out!

/Kim is her hero!
 
2013-04-05 12:42:33 PM
then don't be on a farking reality show. just like kendra wilkinson in splash if you are afraid of heights don't do a competitive diving show.

idiots
 
2013-04-05 12:46:00 PM
And let's not forget the moment she contaminated Hawaii 5-0 with her so called acting skills.
 
2013-04-05 12:47:33 PM
Who ?
 
2013-04-05 12:54:00 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Then she needs to quit modeling shiat like this

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]


And: eat something, kid. You don't have to get all pushin' cushion like your half-sisters, but a little more meat on the bones would do you some good.

/and help out that sad rack
 
2013-04-05 12:55:21 PM

coco ebert: Didn't one of the Osborne kids prefer that as well? We never saw her in the reality show or snapped by the paps. Believe me, if you want to be left alone, it's not so hard.


His oldest daughter
 
2013-04-05 12:56:19 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Then she needs to quit modeling shiat like this

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]


Can we please stop telling women to stop posing half naked? Ok Fark? Thanks
 
2013-04-05 12:59:36 PM
"The show brought us everything we have, and I realize that, but sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for like five minutes.  That's tough when the paparazzi are chasing you."

Five minutes seems like a reasonable request.
 
2013-04-05 01:00:31 PM

coco ebert: Didn't one of the Osborne kids prefer that as well? We never saw her in the reality show or snapped by the paps. Believe me, if you want to be left alone, it's not so hard.


i believe that woman was over 18 though. she couldn't be legally forced to do it by her insane parents like this girl (without sueing for emancipation, which i understand is not that easy to do)
 
2013-04-05 01:03:33 PM
There should be a national registry and the minute a celebrity - any celebrity - says on the record or on a social media site that they want to be left alone, their name or likeness should be eliminated from any archive and never published again.  Wish granted !
 
2013-04-05 01:06:41 PM
Wonder if she prefers dark meat like her half sisters?

Thanksgiving is hell at the Kardashian house...."oooh..I want the dark meat.."
 
2013-04-05 01:06:54 PM
"For 5 minutes"

Yeah, what a whiner.
 
2013-04-05 01:07:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Then she needs to quit modeling shiat like this

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x900]


So she shouldn't dress like that in public?
 
2013-04-05 01:12:49 PM
Something I've noticed, which could just be anecdotal, but it seems like the less talented a celebrity is, the more they seek out attention from paparazzi. I can't really say either way with this kid, if she really wants to get away from all that though, it's not that hard. When she becomes an adult, all she really has to do is move out of LA, and stay away from New York. No more paparazzi. The same goes for any celebrity who complains about attention from the tabloids. Go where the paparazzi aren't. Don't make yourself an easy target. But for fark's sake, don't whine about tabloids and paparazzi hounding you. You sought out fame, you got it. You wear ridiculous clothes and prance around with an entourage, go to all the trendiest clubs, and generally make a spectacle of yourself, don't complain when people take pictures of you, or when tabloids report on your actions, or when the internet makes fun of you for being a douchey attention whore.
 
2013-04-05 01:15:42 PM
Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.
 
2013-04-05 01:16:39 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Wonder if she prefers dark meat like her half sisters?

Thanksgiving is hell at the Kardashian house...."oooh..I want the dark meat.."


Why is that even interesting to you?
 
2013-04-05 01:20:15 PM
when she turns 18:

horsegoeswest.com
 
2013-04-05 01:20:52 PM

SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.


a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
I think I have a straight 6.
 
2013-04-05 01:27:02 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Wonder if she prefers dark meat like her half sisters?

Thanksgiving is hell at the Kardashian house...."oooh..I want the dark meat.."


Bill Maher had the best joke. Paraphrasing:
The Kardashian daughters: proudly continuing the long family history of getting black men off.
 
2013-04-05 01:27:16 PM
She got the good genes.......

/unlike her fat ass half sister
 
2013-04-05 01:31:06 PM
I dont really blame her, with that mother she never had a chance...
 
2013-04-05 01:58:44 PM

SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.


^winner winner, chicken dinner. she is a total babe. i saw the original swimsuit pics and if i was 30 feet away from that girl i would've had NO idea she was 14. hope she can keep it up when she levels up to adulthood, seems tough to do for those jenner girls.

/i swear, officer..
//that looks like a nice seat over there to have!
///ooh......oooh....oppan slash-nam style BOOO WOOOO WOOWOOPWOOPWOOOO
 
2013-04-05 02:00:51 PM
Hope this works out for her. I would like to never hear about that family again.
 
2013-04-05 02:09:52 PM

SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.


She's well on her way, but not quite there yet. 3 years and 15 pounds... oh yeah.
 
2013-04-05 02:52:16 PM

SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.


You should travel more.
 
2013-04-05 03:41:34 PM

Evil Mackerel: SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.

You should travel more.


She's only 17, but I predict she reaches unparalleled heights of hotness in her future.
 
2013-04-05 03:43:15 PM
She is the one I would like to see have a sex tape her sister wasn't very attractive when she did her sex tape and she is becoming far less attractive as time passes.
 
2013-04-05 03:57:07 PM

SlothB77: Evil Mackerel: SlothB77: Kendall Jenner is a legitimate dime.  That girl is a hard, hard ten.  Her legs go forever.

You should travel more.

She's only 17, but I predict she reaches unparalleled heights of hotness in her future.


I agree.
 
2013-04-05 04:02:02 PM
Link FBXRD?
 
2013-04-05 04:04:23 PM
That author does a wonderful job of listing her magazine appearances but fails to explain what "that show" is or why anyone should know who Kendall Jenner is, aside from that fact that she has had a lot of pictures taken of her. I assume she's just a model?
 
2013-04-05 04:11:34 PM
If Kendall can be a name, it sounds like a boy's name.  And a train station.  And a theater.  Now what's this?
 
2013-04-05 04:17:12 PM

Nana's Vibrator: If Kendall can be a name, it sounds like a boy's name.  And a train station.  And a theater.  Now what's this?


It starts with a K.  It doesn't matter what comes after.  You have to keep your marketing on point or you might let a couple dimes and a nickle slip through your greedy fingers.
 
2013-04-05 04:33:35 PM

A Shambling Mound: That author does a wonderful job of listing her magazine appearances but fails to explain what "that show" is or why anyone should know who Kendall Jenner is, aside from that fact that she has had a lot of pictures taken of her. I assume she's just a model?


If someone were unfamiliar with "that show", they still should recognize the surname "Jenner" from Olympian Bruce Jenner who graced many a box of Wheaties in the '80s. A single Google search from there would lead you to the fact that Bruce Jenner married one Kris Kardashian (ex-wife of Robert Kardashian, the OJ Simpson lawyer).

Some time later, the entire Jenner/Kardashian family starred in an infamous reality show chronicling the lives of the rather promiscuous Jenner/Kardashian daughters.

/TMYK
 
2013-04-05 04:57:39 PM

ryarger: A Shambling Mound: That author does a wonderful job of listing her magazine appearances but fails to explain what "that show" is or why anyone should know who Kendall Jenner is, aside from that fact that she has had a lot of pictures taken of her. I assume she's just a model?

If someone were unfamiliar with "that show", they still should recognize the surname "Jenner" from Olympian Bruce Jenner who graced many a box of Wheaties in the '80s. A single Google search from there would lead you to the fact that Bruce Jenner married one Kris Kardashian (ex-wife of Robert Kardashian, the OJ Simpson lawyer).

Some time later, the entire Jenner/Kardashian family starred in an infamous reality show chronicling the lives of the rather promiscuous Jenner/Kardashian daughters.

/TMYK


Oh I did Google her, I was just voicing my irritation that I had to do so after reading an article about her. I probably ate more than one box of Wheaties with Bruce Jenner on it in the 80's but there's no way I could see myself making that connection. I did not know Jenner was married to a Kardashian and while I know who the girls are (I do stand in lines at grocery stores) I've never seen the show.

Thanks though, that helps.
 
2013-04-05 05:08:02 PM
So, quit giving interviews, take a few months off from modeling, don't be filmed for the TV show, and generally stay out of the spotlight. Problem solved.

Oh, you meant you want to live like a celebrity only without any of the downside for a little while... Good luck with that.
 
2013-04-05 05:15:20 PM
The only way for her to save herself and get some privacy is the second she turns 18 move out of Southern Cali to anywhere, go to school, get a job and leave an ordinary life. Anytime you put yourself in the spotlight it dosent just turn off the second you are done nowadays. The papirazzi will follow you to the can to drop a deuce if they feel they can make a dime off it.
 
2013-04-05 05:40:10 PM
Cool!  Film me and pay me an assload of money for it.  She can be here dicking around on Fark.

/Kendall...*stupid phone-ear hand gesture, mouths "call me"*
//would probably still be dicking around on Fark
///oblig.
 
2013-04-05 05:45:52 PM
Lotta studmen69 in this thread
 
2013-04-05 08:37:26 PM

coco ebert: Didn't one of the Osborne kids prefer that as well? We never saw her in the reality show or snapped by the paps. Believe me, if you want to be left alone, it's not so hard.


Exactly. It can be done. There are even loads of very famous celebs that rarely appear in paparazzi shots. You can stay off the radar. Try not phoning the paps to tell them you're going to go get a coffee or go to the beach in thirty minutes for a start.
 
2013-04-05 09:44:39 PM

snailbarf: Lotta studmen69 in this thread


I don't see many people (if any) criticizing her looks.  Her stance?  Sure.  If she (or her siblings) were actors or singers, or something that requires the smallest amount of talent and they did their job and after the days shoot or recording or whatever they asked to be left alone she might have a point.  Her families fortune and fame are based on broadcasting their lives (willingly for lots of money) to any idiots that are interested.  She, in essence, sold her right to privacy in the public space.

She gets five minutes on her own plenty, but she wants it on her terms.  Sorry.  You lost that right as long as your family is milking the prying eye money cow for those shows.

It's like people who sell their wedding photos for millions of dollars then two years (or six months) later they ask for privacy as their marriage falls apart.  They sold their privacy.
 
2013-04-06 11:02:24 AM

iron_city_ap: So, quit giving interviews, take a few months off from modeling, move to Ohio, don't be filmed for the TV show, and generally stay out of the spotlight. Problem solved.

Oh, you meant you want to live like a celebrity only without any of the downside for a little while... Good luck with that.


FTFY
 
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