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2013-04-05 01:16:35 PM
3 votes:

FlashHarry: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x487]


Ok flashharry, how is your tiny penis?
2013-04-05 10:58:47 AM
3 votes:

wejash: A hero with a concealed carry sidearm opened fire last yr to protect patrons at Cracker Barrel here. Well he tried to shoot his cousin for pissing him off but I'm confident the offensive look or talk was definitely dangerous enough to justify 5-6 rounds fired off.

Fortunately the gun was in the hands of a law-abiding and responsible citizen. Well, right up to the moment he wasn't...and such an exciting moment for all concerned. The NRA just bringing some random excitement to us all. You're welcome.


Well, to be fair, if someone took me to eat, and we ended up at Cracker Barrel, I'd be shooting pissed. Seems justified to me.
2013-04-05 01:20:22 PM
2 votes:
I'm waiting for Machete Mondays.
2013-04-05 01:10:40 PM
2 votes:
Ohh a gunaphobia thread, how quaint
2013-04-05 10:15:06 PM
1 votes:
Do they serve wild pig? They must.
2013-04-05 05:38:30 PM
1 votes:

xenophon10k: I'll eat somewhere else. I'll be honest, I don't trust most other people with anything more dangerous than string.


maybe you should just stay in your basement, play with your dress up dolls, and leave the adults alone
2013-04-05 05:13:08 PM
1 votes:

Biner: /Why are some anti-gun people so obsessed with the size of other peoples' junk?


Because they are closeted self-loathing homosexuals. You know, the liberal version of a "wide stance" Republican.
2013-04-05 05:10:45 PM
1 votes:
noitsnot: ...I think that people that feel they need to carry a gun in Sears will either shoot themselves or the stock boy, because they're stupid people, and stupid people do stupid things.

OK, that's what you think, and it's your right to think that way. Now...can you cite any examples of it actually happening? Personally, I think stupid people are those who jump to conclusions without having any farking clue about the subject they are discussing.

But what the hell do I know? I apparently have a small penis, because I own (and carry) guns, and we all know that a man's brain is directly linked to his penis.


/Why are some anti-gun people so obsessed with the size of other peoples' junk?
2013-04-05 02:27:37 PM
1 votes:

IoSaturnalia: You *were* winning.


In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word I suppose.
2013-04-05 02:22:37 PM
1 votes:

pnome: lostcat:

Another bad assumption. I have anger-management isssues, I'm 6' and weigh over 220. I'm the last person who would cower when someone is being an asshole. I'm more likely to be shot my some coward who feels threatened by me when I lose my temper and start getting up in their face.

You need to be real careful then buddy.  You're right, you are more likely to get shot.

Get help, and stay away from others if you can't behave like a human being.


In what uncivilized nations is threatening, without provocation, to inflict grievous bodily injury justification for a potential victim to use potentially lethal force? Do not violent thugs enjoy a right to victimize others without risk or fear of injury?
2013-04-05 02:13:34 PM
1 votes:

master_dman: lostcat: master_dman: lostcat: dudicon: master_dman: All you scared whiny pussies can just stay away from this place.
I'm guessing this place won't be robbed.  EVER.

So the people who aren't so scared of the world they feel the need to be armed at all times are the pussies?

It's sad to me that there are people who sit in restaurants and worry that it may get robbed.

The thought has never occurred to me once in 42 years.

I've also never been in a situation where deadly force was neccessary to protect my life, or the lives of those around me.

Your right.. It's still relatively safe out there.

Chances are, you can go your whole life without ever needing to protect your life... but I suspect if it ever did come to that.. you will just curl into a ball in the corner and piddle yourself waiting for the cops to show up.

Another bad assumption. I have anger-management isssues, I'm 6' and weigh over 220. I'm the last person who would cower when someone is being an asshole. I'm more likely to be shot my some coward who feels threatened by me when I lose my temper and start getting up in their face.

/sad but true internet tough guy

I'm 6'2" and weigh 240.  So what.
Your both a dick and a pussy at the same time I see.


Could you assholes just leave and start making out already?
2013-04-05 02:05:58 PM
1 votes:
The Stupid Tag?

Yeah well I gotta a problem with that.  The posters at Fark tend to lean to the left.  So be it.  They also tend to lean to the cruel, uncaring (except about cats in trees rescued by retired firefighters), narrow minded and well I could go on but I won't.

Being able to defend yourself should be a human right.  Not just for Americans but for every citizen of every country.  And let's just put this to rest that this argument is about gun safety.  It isn't and it never has been.  If safety of our devices were the predominate criteria for legal ownership cars would go a maximum of fifteen miles an hour.  The argument is about fear.  Those that fear people with guns and those that fear people will take away a constitutionally protected right.

No person should be defenseless in their own home or on the streets of their own city or country.  Whether they are defending themselves against simple thugs or their own government.  Mandating defenseless citizenry is simply an outmoded archaic type of thinking.  Those that continue it in any form are intellectual dinosaurs.
2013-04-05 01:43:07 PM
1 votes:

lostcat: What I do say is that to call me a "pussy" because I don't feel the need to carry a deadly weapon around in public in order to feel safe is just backasswards.


They aren't calling you a pussy because you refuse to carry a gun. They are calling you a pussy because just the thought of somebody else carrying a gun in your vicinity freaks you the fark out and brings out your inner authoritarian.
2013-04-05 01:41:51 PM
1 votes:

lostcat: dudicon: master_dman: All you scared whiny pussies can just stay away from this place.
I'm guessing this place won't be robbed.  EVER.

So the people who aren't so scared of the world they feel the need to be armed at all times are the pussies?

It's sad to me that there are people who sit in restaurants and worry that it may get robbed.

The thought has never occurred to me once in 42 years.

I've also never been in a situation where deadly force was neccessary to protect my life, or the lives of those around me.


Your right.. It's still relatively safe out there.

Chances are, you can go your whole life without ever needing to protect your life... but I suspect if it ever did come to that.. you will just curl into a ball in the corner and piddle yourself waiting for the cops to show up.
2013-04-05 01:36:31 PM
1 votes:
"carrying a SIG Sauer on his right hip. He was happily dining on a fried dish "

There's a slight difference in the amount of detail in the description of the gun and the dish.
2013-04-05 01:34:35 PM
1 votes:

xalres: I often wonder what it's like to go through life so pants-pissingly paranoid of the outside world that you feel the need to be armed everywhere at all times just in case!!!! It sounds exhausting.


It probably isn't any different than going through life so pants-pissingly paranoid of inanimate objects and constantly expecting gunfights to break out around you over parking spots, so I think you have a pretty good idea what it is like.
2013-04-05 01:29:34 PM
1 votes:
Should have earned the HERO tag.

Every day they take more money and more freedom away from us, under the excuse "--it's for your own good!"

Every day we put up with it, because this country is a nation of wussies.

You Farkers loudly defend the use of marijuana, but when it comes to the right of self defense your silence is deafening.

Double standard as usual, or just a yellow belly.
2013-04-05 01:27:58 PM
1 votes:

GUTSU: dudicon: master_dman: All you scared whiny pussies can just stay away from this place.
I'm guessing this place won't be robbed.  EVER.

So the people who aren't so scared of the world they feel the need to be armed at all times are the pussies?

Wanting to be able to defend yourself is now being equated with being a pussy? You sure are grasping at straws, aren't you?


I think he's saying that because you apparently live in fear of everyone around you every moment of your life, you are a bit of a coward.

That's just my interpretation.
2013-04-05 01:24:10 PM
1 votes:
I often wonder what it's like to go through life so pants-pissingly paranoid of the outside world that you feel the need to be armed everywhere at all times just in case!!!! It sounds exhausting.
2013-04-05 01:19:50 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: "Waiter, there's a fly in my SOUP!..."

*BANG!*


Yep.  This happens ALL the time right?
I mean.. I can't even count the number of times a perfectly legal law abiding citizen has gotten upset that somebody looked at them wrong and they busted a cap in their ass..

Right?  Right?

I mean.. it happens All the time.
2013-04-05 01:18:54 PM
1 votes:

master_dman: All you scared whiny pussies can just stay away from this place.
I'm guessing this place won't be robbed.  EVER.


So the people who aren't so scared of the world they feel the need to be armed at all times are the pussies?
2013-04-05 01:15:50 PM
1 votes:
All you scared whiny pussies can just stay away from this place.
I'm guessing this place won't be robbed.  EVER.
2013-04-05 01:09:18 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x487]


I heard Ron Jeremy loves guns :-P
2013-04-05 12:08:56 PM
1 votes:
In the state of Virginia, gun owners are allowed to openly carry a weapon without a permit, and consume alcohol. Servers are usually careful with those carrying firearms when serving alcohol, Leesburg Police Chief Joseph Price said.

"The individual with a firearm can consume alcohol," Price said, "but when you get intoxicated, that becomes a problem."
 Wow, I support the 2nd amendment and I like a drink or 12 every now and then. Mixing the two is just such a bad idea that there are not enough facepalms on the internet to convey the stupidity.
2013-04-05 10:18:31 AM
1 votes:
"Waiter, there's a fly in my SOUP!..."

*BANG!*
 
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