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2013-04-05 12:14:37 PM
6 votes:
At first I was like

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but then I smiled a little

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and had my intern drink the drug in the flask, and now she's like

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and some of my colleagues are jealous

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but others are thinking of stealing my idea.

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2013-04-05 02:41:51 PM
4 votes:

NeoCortex42: [www.jacksofscience.com image 337x506]
I know that look.  He's a grad student, isn't he?


A grad student, a postdoc, and a professor are walking through a city park
on their way to lunch and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a
Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I will only grant 3 wishes, so i will give each of you just one."

"Me first!" screams the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat with a gorgeous woman."

Poof! He's gone.

"Me next!" screams the postdoc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
with a professional volleyball player on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."

Poof! She's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those two back in the lab after lunch."


/professor
2013-04-05 11:36:56 AM
4 votes:
i522.photobucket.com
2013-04-05 03:05:50 PM
2 votes:

hstein3: I had a friend in grad school who had worked for an NIH lab.  He said that they kept a rack of vials and beakers full of various Kool-Aids in the back of the lab for whenever movie/documentary makers would come by.  If they needed generic "Science in action" scenes, they'd drag out the Kool-Aid and start pipetting it from one container to another.

Also popular:  Old school sequencing gels.  Those gel slabs were enormous, so having big green bands of dye visible on them was a nice visual.


That reminds me of most of the organic chemistry i did as a lab assistant just after uni. It was

1. Dissolve white powder into a solvent
2. Add 2nd white powder
3. Wait for a bit
4. Separate out product with separating column
5. Evaporate off solvent
6. Finish with white powder
2013-04-05 01:51:53 PM
2 votes:
www.jacksofscience.com
I know that look.  He's a grad student, isn't he?
2013-04-05 01:35:33 PM
2 votes:
I prefer:

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2013-04-05 12:31:52 PM
2 votes:
"Science! Big men with screwdrivers! Turning things! And adjusting them!"
2013-04-05 11:39:05 AM
2 votes:
Is that a porn track I hear starting?
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2013-04-05 04:06:02 PM
1 votes:
Was expecting this
madeira.hccanet.org

/hot like nuclear fission
2013-04-05 02:15:47 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-05 01:53:37 PM
1 votes:
sunpig.comcopyright Dresden Codak
2013-04-05 01:47:59 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-05 01:38:30 PM
1 votes:

Killahertz: God Is My Co-Pirate: "Science! Big men with screwdrivers! Turning things! And adjusting them!"

I'm getting my Interocitor kit in the mail today, I'm super excited.


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"The cup holders are a nice touch!
2013-04-05 01:36:48 PM
1 votes:
I had a friend in grad school who had worked for an NIH lab.  He said that they kept a rack of vials and beakers full of various Kool-Aids in the back of the lab for whenever movie/documentary makers would come by.  If they needed generic "Science in action" scenes, they'd drag out the Kool-Aid and start pipetting it from one container to another.

Also popular:  Old school sequencing gels.  Those gel slabs were enormous, so having big green bands of dye visible on them was a nice visual.
2013-04-05 01:20:16 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Rape time!
2013-04-05 10:37:37 AM
1 votes:
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
2013-04-05 10:27:15 AM
1 votes:
www.jacksofscience.com

"I was under the impression that these would come in pill form."
2013-04-05 09:37:24 AM
1 votes:
www.jacksofscience.com

HOW DO THEY WORK?
 
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