No, you are WRONG!

*slams door*

Volcanoes on Jupiter's Moon Io Are All Wrong Show Us How Little We Know About The Universe, NASA Says

FTFY, guys...

"Io's major volcanic activity is concentrated 30 to 60 degrees farther east than models of its internal heat profile predict"

So your models are just wrong. At least I won`t get called an Io volcanism denier for saying that...

Just as long as they leave Europa alone, we'll be fine.

It's 2013 and Jupiter's still not glowing brightly. Fix it! Not that I'm complaining about all such instances: we missed the hellish world of 1984 too.

I told you so!

Maybe the scientists should have been paying more attention to the volcanoes instead of looking at Uranus!

Once again, science proves that Weird Al was right.

The One True TheDavid: It's 2013 and Jupiter's still not glowing brightly. Fix it! Not that I'm complaining about all such instances: we missed the hellish world of 1984 too.

I'm not sure, there is sure a lot of doublethink around.

Now notice the difference between science and [a lot of] religions.  Scientists realize something isn't what they predicted it would be.  They then propose a hypothesis.  In this case, they proposed a couple of different hypotheses that they would be able to test.  Many relgions:  "NO!  You're wrong!"

47 is the new 42: The One True TheDavid: It's 2013 and Jupiter's still not glowing brightly. Fix it! Not that I'm complaining about all such instances: we missed the hellish world of 1984 too.

I'm not sure, there is sure a lot of doublethink around.

The language has been much more "Burgessed" than "Orwelled".


// yes I am wrong wrong wrong.

If this is what it feels like to be wrong, then I don't want to be right

IoSaturnalia: The language has been much more "Burgessed" than "Orwelled".

And the world is far more "Huxleyed" than either of those.

ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

After watching the first video in the link all that came to mind:

In the not too distant future...

airsupport: ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Yeah, we all saw the movie

Every time one of you dorks quotes it. I imagine it in a monotone slightly altered by poptart crumbs on your lips.

It's lame, stop it.

DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO TO FUND THIS "STUDY"?!?!

Travis_Bickle: It's lame, stop it.

 I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

amindtat: Travis_Bickle: It's lame, stop it.

 I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

NO! All the films are your to quote except this one. You will attempt *no* humour there!

dready zim: amindtat: Travis_Bickle: It's lame, stop it.

 I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

NO! All the films are yours to quote except this one. You will attempt *no* humour there!

FTFM

Travis_Bickle: airsupport: ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Yeah, we all saw the movie

Every time one of you dorks quotes it. I imagine it in a monotone slightly altered by poptart crumbs on your lips.

It's lame, stop it.

Maybe some of us like to reminisce about shared experiences that we all enjoyed.  You know, in a friendly sense of community.  You've never quoted a movie ever?  EVER?

Damn, you are a judgmental asshole.  Maybe you should go to Reddit or 4Chan or some place without so many dorks instead of shiatting all over our friendly interaction here.

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO CHECK WITH TRAVIS_BICKLE FOR APPROPRIATE CONTENT BEFORE POSTING.   THIS IS HIS THREAD, WE'RE JUST READING IT.

You must be lonely, Travis_Bickle.

Don't you have some kids to intimidate at a nearly playground?

Travis_Bickle: It's lame, stop it.

Says the guy who probably says, "You talkin to me?" in the mirror every morning.

Travis_Bickle: airsupport: ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Yeah, we all saw the movie

Every time one of you dorks quotes it. I imagine it in a monotone slightly altered by poptart crumbs on your lips.

It's lame, stop it.

I don't mind the 2010 references (yet), but I could really do without the same five jokes in every thread that even remotely references the seventh planet. Do those posters really think they're being clever? I'm not sure I want to know.

Travis_Bickle: airsupport: ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Yeah, we all saw the movie

Every time one of you dorks quotes it. I imagine it in a monotone slightly altered by poptart crumbs on your lips.

It's lame, stop it.

What is neat, is that in a sense, you are doing the exact same thing with your handle....

/yes we all saw the movie
//Every time one of you dorks uses it. I imagine it in a insane rant slightly altered by saliva droplets on your lips.
///its lame, stop it

Wow

Cheeto dust is really flying. Testy, testy.

It's rote repetition of a badly written line, dorks. You do it every damn time Jupiter is mentioned.

It's as bad as the "tears in rain" crap that gets repeated every time Bladerunner or rain in LA is mentioned.

flaminio: I don't mind the 2010 references (yet), but I could really do without the same five jokes in every thread that even remotely references the seventh planet.

Plus if they pronounced its name correctly the jokes would be about piss, not buttholes.

The Why Not Guy: Plus if they pronounced its name correctly the jokes would be about piss, not buttholes.

Not even that, it should probably be pronounced "oo-RON-us", which sounds like neither.

Hey kid, what are you doing?  Who taught you do that?  Where did you learn that this is okay?


I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, EARTH!  I LEARNED IT FROM YOU....sniff



oh...

Travis_Bickle: airsupport: ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Yeah, we all saw the movie

Every time one of you dorks quotes it. I imagine it in a monotone slightly altered by poptart crumbs on your lips.

It's lame, stop it.

How about "Lighten up, Francis"?

So is forcing an ad that you cannot mute or pause to block.

Another site to add to the "never patronize" list?

Autoplaying ads that you can't mute? Awesome!

Travis_Bickle: Wow

Cheeto dust is really flying. Testy, testy.

It's rote repetition of a badly written line, dorks. You do it every damn time Jupiter is mentioned.

It's as bad as the "tears in rain" crap that gets repeated every time Bladerunner or rain in LA is mentioned.


And you don't think "Cheetoh Dust" is a horribly overplayed cliche?


You are one hypocritical sack of shiat, you know that?

Travis_Bickle: It's as bad as the "tears in rain" crap that gets repeated every time Bladerunner or rain in LA is mentioned.

I thought we already had an understanding of how wrong Io is based solely on it being Arnold Rimmer's birthplace :/

I trust this is not obscure...

theorellior: The Why Not Guy: Plus if they pronounced its name correctly the jokes would be about piss, not buttholes.

Not even that, it should probably be pronounced "oo-RON-us", which sounds like neither.

I watched a cheezy old movie on Netflix called "Journey to the Seventh Planet". For most of the movie they just avoided saying the planet's name, but when they did, they pronounced it "you-RAWN-us". This sounded to me like a reasonable English pronunciation that avoided the grade school joke potential.

Also, if you like cheezy old sci-fi, definitely check out the flick. It's seriously cheezy.

flaminio: I watched a cheezy old movie on Netflix called "Journey to the Seventh Planet". For most of the movie they just avoided saying the planet's name, but when they did, they pronounced it "you-RAWN-us". This sounded to me like a reasonable English pronunciation that avoided the grade school joke potential.

I'll look for that. Seriously, though they could have avoided much of the problem by spelling it "Ouranos" instead of the crappy Latin version.

LisaNeedsBraces: I thought we already had an understanding of how wrong Io is based solely on it being Arnold Rimmer's birthplace :/

I trust this is not obscure...

Cuspacho (spelling?) Soup anyone?

Uhm, hello Io-volcanism-modeler-dudes, you need to learn from earth climatologists.

Remember, your models are ALWAYS EXACTLY RIGHT, no matter how the data turn out.

In fact, you can read all about it in the IPCC report, section 109, how global climate change will cause Io volcanism to appear displaced 30 to 60 degrees.

This is exactly what the models predict.

It's worse than we thought.

IoSaturnalia: 47 is the new 42: The One True TheDavid: It's 2013 and Jupiter's still not glowing brightly. Fix it! Not that I'm complaining about all such instances: we missed the hellish world of 1984 too.

I'm not sure, there is sure a lot of doublethink around.

The language has been much more "Burgessed" than "Orwelled".


// yes I am wrong wrong wrong.

I know of Orwell, but the particular Burgess you seem to be talking about, I don't know of.

Mikey1969: Volcanoes on Jupiter's Moon Io Are All Wrong Show Us How Little We Know About The Universe, NASA Says

FTFY, guys...


Them scientists r arroggint, hurr, durr!

Meanwhile, "This is excitingly unexpected! We need to learn from this and revise our models to better account for the observed data!" is what they're already actually saying.


SevenizGud: Uhm, hello Io-volcanism-modeler-dudes, you need to learn from earth climatologists.

Remember, your models are ALWAYS EXACTLY RIGHT, no matter how the data turn out.

In fact, you can read all about it in the IPCC report, section 109, how global climate change will cause Io volcanism to appear displaced 30 to 60 degrees.

This is exactly what the models predict.

It's worse than we thought.


Iteratively refined models aren't always exactly right. They do, however, get better and better, and therefore tend to be worth substantially more consideration than ignorant AM radio idiots like Rush Limbaugh ranting "Those eggheads at the IPCC are at it again! Your tax dollars at work, folks!". But enjoy your fantasy of a league of evil scientists who (having taken over an entire field) are tirelessly conspiring to hoodwink the world.

/if trolling, fine, I bit

Thanks Obama.