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(Hindustan Times)   Kim Jong-Un: A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a windtalker wrapped in Scooby-Doo episode wrapped in bacon   (hindustantimes.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-05 09:38:45 AM
8 votes:
i1054.photobucket.com
2013-04-05 10:39:00 AM
3 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Has anyone bothered to interview his former schoolmates from that private school he attended?


I did. Oddly enough he didn't mention who he was at school, so no one knew who he was while he was there.

The interviews went something like this:

Some dude: "What, that fat kid? Head of North Korea? I remember taking a huge dump once. He came in and complained about the smell. I turned him upside down and gave him a swirly before I flushed."

Some chick: "I lost a bet once and had to get him to take his pants off in front of me. For a second there, I thought he was a fat lesbian chick. Seriously... I couldn't find his dick. Then my sorority sisters came in and we all laughed and pointed at his tiny manhood. What is he up to these days?"

Some teacher: "If there was even one kid I thought I'd gotten through to, it was him. I showed him hours and hours of pictures from the Holocaust, videos of KKK members committing atrocities, videos of voter suppression  and videos of media suppression. I think he finally got it. Anyway, what's he up to these days?"
2013-04-05 10:16:13 AM
3 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: /someone should shoop Kim's face onto that


been there, done that

choosepp.net
YORO!
2013-04-05 09:36:59 AM
3 votes:
www.hindustantimes.com

"No ya silly fark, we'll get bombed from that direction."
2013-04-05 09:08:53 AM
3 votes:
The generals are loading Un onto the missile right now. They are Unloading it.
2013-04-05 09:03:24 AM
3 votes:
I loved this quote:

North Korea has threatened the United States, saying it is prepared to strike with "smaller, lighter and diversified" nuclear weapons.

North Korea is also prepared to strike with fatter, heavier leaders.
2013-04-05 10:38:06 AM
2 votes:
Best thing to do is air-drop food as far away from the leadership as possible.  Let the soldiers and the small villages be the ones who get fark-tons of food from the US and allies...

Make it interesting.  Spike it with viagra.

That would keep them occupied for a while.  Hopefully not over 4 hours at a stretch.. :)
2013-04-05 10:05:01 AM
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-04-05 09:53:03 AM
2 votes:

dukeblue219: bighairyguy: On the ground, they have tons of tanks and artiliary too.

Their tanks are T-55s and similar. We're talking about the worst equipment Saddam had in the Gulf War, which was no match for US technology 22 years ago. US firepower would completely and utterly destroy their army. The only question is how long it would take and how many casualties the NK would inflict while they go down. Would their soldiers fight to the last man and hide in the mountains like the Japanese did in the Pacific, or would they give up just to get a hot meal once they see all their equipment blown to pieces?


I think our best strategy would be to carpet-bomb them with Big Macs.
2013-04-05 09:15:57 AM
2 votes:

stuhayes2010: Does N Korea have a good army?  Or would this be another Gulf War? (over in days)


Much like the Iraqi Republican Guard, NK has some elite units.  Those will be the ones who surrender in droves first.
2013-04-05 09:04:24 AM
2 votes:

Sybarite: The current crisis, with its nuclear threats and Kim's lurid exhortations to his troops to "break the waists of the crazy enemies and totally cut their windpipes"

You have to watch out for those dangerous gyeok sul waist breaking techniques.


En gard, i'll let you try my wu-tang style.
2013-04-05 08:57:21 AM
2 votes:
The current crisis, with its nuclear threats and Kim's lurid exhortations to his troops to "break the waists of the crazy enemies and totally cut their windpipes"

You have to watch out for those dangerous gyeok sul waist breaking techniques.
2013-04-05 08:54:47 AM
2 votes:
image.blingee.com
2013-04-05 03:57:38 PM
1 votes:

dabbletech: This whole conflict will be over before you stupid farks are finished deliberating "decimate".

Go home.


/pistol whipping time
2013-04-05 03:55:03 PM
1 votes:
This whole conflict will be over before you stupid farks are finished deliberating "decimate".

Go home.
2013-04-05 02:42:02 PM
1 votes:
DAMMIT.  Bad coding:

10 MAKE THREAT
20 If FOOD=YES THEN GOTO 50
30 THREAT=THREAT+1
40 GOTO 10
50 END

/This is why I didn't do well in college programming courses
2013-04-05 01:51:42 PM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: dukeblue219: bighairyguy: On the ground, they have tons of tanks and artiliary too.

Their tanks are T-55s and similar. We're talking about the worst equipment Saddam had in the Gulf War, which was no match for US technology 22 years ago. US firepower would completely and utterly destroy their army. The only question is how long it would take and how many casualties the NK would inflict while they go down. Would their soldiers fight to the last man and hide in the mountains like the Japanese did in the Pacific, or would they give up just to get a hot meal once they see all their equipment blown to pieces?

I think our best strategy would be to carpet-bomb them with Big Macs.


Whoa...Lets not go crazy now.  We want to make peace with them, not kill them with diarrhea.
2013-04-05 11:22:19 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-05 11:08:55 AM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: He likes amusement parks and Disney characters. It's like dealing with Michael Jackson.


Depends on the Disney Character.

media.aintitcool.com
2013-04-05 11:04:25 AM
1 votes:
He likes amusement parks and Disney characters. It's like dealing with Michael Jackson.
2013-04-05 10:58:08 AM
1 votes:

ransack.: Drafts are illegal now. -2/10


Ugh. Well I hope they have bottles. I'm NOT drinking out of a can.
2013-04-05 10:53:23 AM
1 votes:
I think that Ahmadinejad lost the World Championship of Crazy to Fat Kim this year. He has got to be soooooo pissed.
2013-04-05 10:40:50 AM
1 votes:
He's a spoiled, crazy, chubby, stupid, harmless, boring little egomaniac who is being used as a paper tiger by news magazines, websites and governments to get attention and scare people. There, now you don't have to RTFA.
2013-04-05 10:12:38 AM
1 votes:
How can we take a guy with Vanilla Ice's haircut seriously?  Can't we just send Sug Knight over there to dangle him over a balcony?  Is that why Rodman was there?
2013-04-05 10:04:23 AM
1 votes:
A guy from China once told me he'd spent the required time in the army there but had only ever fired 5 shots from a weapon. He asked me how many times I had fired a gun (I've never been in the militar, but I'm from the rural U.S.), and not wanting to make him feel awkward, I lied and said about 200.

If that's the kind of underfunded training most of Best Korea's troops have, I wish them a safe journey across the Styx.
2013-04-05 09:35:41 AM
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: Does N Korea have a good army?  Or would this be another Gulf War? (over in days)



Given the recent discovery that wars cost money, no Democratic president would want to incurr another 2-3 Trillion under the table. That's best left to Republicans.

Un is actually excited by the Sequester.
2013-04-05 09:31:29 AM
1 votes:

nekom: stuhayes2010: Does N Korea have a good army?  Or would this be another Gulf War? (over in days)

Little over a million troops, but old Soviet and Chinese equipment. Major fuel issues. They do, however, have a lot of artillery that could be pointed at Seoul. They absolutely can't win, and I'm inclined to believe U.S. intelligence estimates that their capacity to make war could be destroyed in mere hours, but it may not be pretty. And what happens to the ensuing power vacuum, that remains a big unknown. The U.S. will not occupy best Korea, we'll just knock their military down. I suppose worst Korea comes in then? Or China. Who knows.


Korea Disney, Mall of Korea, NASCAR Korea, Sports Arenas World Korea, McDonald's.
2013-04-05 08:54:26 AM
1 votes:
Nuke Nuke, Nuke of GURRRRRLLL, Nuke, Nuke, Nuke of GURRLLLLLLL
 
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