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(Guardian)   RIP filmmaker Jésus Franco, who gave us memorable moments like "scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop, a sadomasochistic orgy in a brothel or a coven of elderly witches massaging their nipples with a crucifix"   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-04-05 09:26:45 AM  
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RIP James Franco
 
2013-04-05 09:30:58 AM  
Witches have three nipples, don't they?
 
2013-04-05 09:35:19 AM  
Heading off to Netflix now...
 
2013-04-05 09:52:04 AM  

karnal: Witches have three nipples, don't they?


Yes, and brass bras
 
2013-04-05 09:55:16 AM  
www.mwattorneys.com

RIP Jose Canseco
 
2013-04-05 09:55:28 AM  
Research purposes, etc.
 
2013-04-05 10:01:11 AM  
Wait, what?

Well, there goes my weekend....
 
2013-04-05 10:02:27 AM  
blu.stb.s-msn.com

RIP Jesus

 
2013-04-05 10:03:58 AM  
He made some great sleazy movies.
 
2013-04-05 10:06:33 AM  
Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.
 
2013-04-05 10:06:41 AM  
He had to have the last word with Ebert.
 
2013-04-05 10:08:29 AM  

Burr: karnal: Witches have three nipples, don't they?

Yes, and brass bras


I thought it was cast iron.
 
2013-04-05 10:08:50 AM  
HE IS RISEN!
 
2013-04-05 10:18:29 AM  
How have I never heard of these movies?  They are relevant to my interests
 
2013-04-05 10:22:34 AM  

Fano: Burr: karnal: Witches have three nipples, don't they?

Yes, and brass bras

I thought it was cast iron.


I always heard brass

Must be a regional thing
 
2013-04-05 10:23:20 AM  

kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.


Psst....

You don't need a movie for that....
 
2013-04-05 11:05:10 AM  

Burr: Fano: Burr: karnal: Witches have three nipples, don't they?

Yes, and brass bras

I thought it was cast iron.

I always heard brass

Must be a regional thing


brass, here in Cali.
 
2013-04-05 11:20:38 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: RIP Jose Canseco


Disturbing. I never realized how much Jose Canseco and Paris Hilton look alike.
 
2013-04-05 11:38:49 AM  
 
2013-04-05 11:50:26 AM  

Fano: Burr: karnal: Witches have three nipples, don't they?

Yes, and brass bras

I thought it was cast iron.


I thought it was leaded iron. Hmm that might just be space vampires...I'm confused.
 
2013-04-05 11:53:51 AM  

kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.


Try Venus in Furs or Love Letters From a Portuguese Nun.
 
2013-04-05 12:16:42 PM  
"scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop, a sadomasochistic orgy in a brothel or a coven of elderly witches massaging their nipples with a crucifix"

Sounds like the first twenty minutes of a Ken Russell movie.  Then they get weird.
 
2013-04-05 12:25:32 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.

Try Venus in Furs or Love Letters From a Portuguese Nun.


I'm not sure he started "dating" her just yet...
 
2013-04-05 12:59:41 PM  

kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.


Vampyros Lesbos and the Dr. Orloff films... plus, Vampyros... has a ~great~ soundtrack...
 
2013-04-05 01:03:18 PM  

R.I.P. Jesus Franco
He was So Good.


/I don't care if it was already done, I wanted to do it, dammit.
 
2013-04-05 01:04:33 PM  

whosits_112: R.I.P. Jesus Franco
He was So Good.

/I don't care if it was already done, I wanted to do it, dammit.


Crap! Never mind...
 
2013-04-05 02:57:10 PM  

endtimethirtyfour: kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.

Vampyros Lesbos and the Dr. Orloff films... plus, Vampyros... has a ~great~ soundtrack...


Vampyos Lesbos is good, but it's got some loooong stretches where nothing happens.
 
2013-04-05 04:03:40 PM  
Pics, links, or downloads or it didn't happen.
 
2013-04-05 05:05:07 PM  
No flood of links or pics at  "scimitar-wielding lesbians duking it out on a hilltop"?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MY FARK????

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-05 05:20:32 PM  
scrapetv.comOblig
 
2013-04-05 05:32:39 PM  
I hate to speak ill of the recently dead but his films were farking horrible. I wanted to like them, honestly I did but could barely last through them. And I like sleaze.
 
2013-04-05 06:17:48 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.

Try Venus in Furs or Love Letters From a Portuguese Nun.


Female Vampire/Erotikill is probably my favorite, starring Franco's muse/wife Lina Romay, who sadly also passed a few months ago. Sad news for fans of weird-ass (and occasionally brilliant) cinema.
 
2013-04-05 11:34:53 PM  

kobrakai: Anyone care to make any recommendations? I just started dating a super freaky woman who is into this stuff. I'd like to surprise her with a movie and chloroform date night.


You might want to give "A Bell from Hell" by Claudio Guerin Hill a look. It's an early seventies, psycho-thriller/revenge flick with these three hot chicks and their recently-released-from-a-mental-institution (uh-oh!) stepbrother, all alone together in this creepy old villa...just workin' things out.  Midway through, there's a scene in an abbatoir that your lady friend might find...(ahem)...interesting.
 
2013-04-06 04:31:53 PM  
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RIP, JESUS FRESCO.
 
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