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(Yahoo)   "In light of you guys screwing up the investigation, we'd be happy to admit to a few mistakes in exchange for no punishment. That work for you? Sincerely, Miami. Go 'Canes"   (sports.yahoo.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Miami, Al Golden, canes, punishments, Mark Emmert, Shapiro, final four  
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2013-04-05 07:51:40 AM  
Go 'Canes"

Meh.  We're now down Pitkanen, Corvo, and Ward, AND Ward's backup; Ruutu, Gleason, and LaRose are still banged up; and we can't put a puck in a net to save our season.  It's been a complete tail spin since Mid-March.  And this was supposed to be our year; the 'Canes always make the playoffs in a season following a lockout.
 
2013-04-05 08:17:51 AM  
The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....
 
2013-04-05 08:19:01 AM  

The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....


The GOP?
 
2013-04-05 08:19:53 AM  

fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?


FIFA?
 
2013-04-05 08:24:11 AM  

AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?


Drop the second F, and they'd be good too.
 
2013-04-05 08:24:19 AM  

AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?


I hear Don King needs work.
 
2013-04-05 08:30:17 AM  

AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?


The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?
 
das
2013-04-05 08:34:55 AM  

FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?


Fark.com?
 
2013-04-05 09:03:55 AM  

das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?


KAOS?
 
2013-04-05 09:05:08 AM  

The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....


USADA?
 
2013-04-05 09:05:52 AM  

Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?


Breitbart?
 
2013-04-05 09:07:36 AM  

The Muthaship: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

Drop the second F, and they'd be good too.


Yeah, the investigation would conclude that team orders are fine, Adrian Newey must immediately resign to go coach in Division III, and Nick Saban must sign on to the Concorde Agreement.
 
2013-04-05 09:13:08 AM  

USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?


Auburn's athletic department?
 
2013-04-05 09:40:46 AM  
....and the Bolts Ben Bishop ordained the Canes last nite with that 5-0 shutout in his first game between the pipes for TB. You know u are weak when you can't score on the Bolts
 
2013-04-05 09:42:59 AM  

TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?


Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist?
 
2013-04-05 09:46:52 AM  

The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....


Or the WWE?
 
2013-04-05 09:51:07 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?

Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist?


SPECTRE?
 
2013-04-05 09:58:35 AM  
FURTHER punishment, there, subs.
 
2013-04-05 10:02:52 AM  
I had no idea Miami had a hockey team. Let alone fans to come comment about them.
 
2013-04-05 10:15:30 AM  
On the one hand, this might be the start of the downfall of the NCAA and that's good.

On the other hand, without a governing agency schools like Miami and Auburn are going to completely shiat on the idea of competitive balance in college sports with hookers and cash payments and that's bad.

On the other other hand this might actually lead to legally paying college athletes in real money (or a trust of some kind) instead of overvalued degrees they might not even want which is good.

But on the other other other hand if the NCAA does fall apart I figure we're just going to get something even more corrupt and useless and that's bad.

/the frogurt is cursed
//can I go now?
 
2013-04-05 10:22:05 AM  

Gonz: FloridaFarkTag: TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?

Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist?

SPECTRE?


NASCAR?
 
2013-04-05 10:23:55 AM  

Gonz: FloridaFarkTag: TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?

Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist?

SPECTRE?


mjcdn.motherjones.com
 
2013-04-05 10:24:48 AM  
Anyway: heads need to roll at the NCAA, starting with Mark Emmert.
 
2013-04-05 10:36:54 AM  
Wow. This thread went full retard, and fast.
 
2013-04-05 10:38:43 AM  

babysealclubber: Wow. This thread went full retard, and fast.


Is that why you stopped by?
 
2013-04-05 10:43:36 AM  

The Muthaship: babysealclubber: Wow. This thread went full retard, and fast.

Is that why you stopped by?


That wasn't my intention, but I can't say I was disappointed by what I found.
 
2013-04-05 10:45:40 AM  

The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....


Or they could just stop hiring Kansas grads.
 
2013-04-05 11:31:39 AM  

TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?


SPORTSbyBROOKS?
 
2013-04-05 12:14:05 PM  

runaway06: TheLopper: USCLaw2010: Hang On Voltaire: das: FLMountainMan: AntonChigger: fatalvenom: The Muthaship: The NCAA should hire an unaffiliated outside agency to do their investigations.  One that has more integrity, and a better reputation for honesty in the world of sports.

Perhaps the IOC....

The GOP?

FIFA?

The DNC?

The NYT?

Fox?

Fark.com?

KAOS?

Breitbart?

Auburn's athletic department?

SPORTSbyBROOKS?


Tony Haward and the BP allstars?
 
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