I always ask for extra salt on my pretzels from there. Which means they douse it in another layer of butter so the salt will stick... mmm feels like a heart attack every time. Their sauces are pretty tame in my opinion though, usually there will be a Taco Bell or Taco John's in the same mall where you can get nacho cheese for the pretz that is a a wee bit better.

As opposed to Mistress Anne's "pretzel perfect" trick, which actually calls for a significant volume of cheese.

IS THAT YOUR SAUCE? NO! IT'S NACHO CHEESE SAUCE!

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

I am picturing this as a Benny Hill skit, daffy music and half naked chicks covered in cheese.

/Don't care what you say that's how it works for me.

farkingismybusiness: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I was going to make a snarky comment about AA's price hikes and Mrs. Lion's pretzel addiction, but you just made me want to re-watch Mallrats. Bravo to you; not many people can make me swerve away from snark like that.

/Merle on The Walking Dead isn't going to die anytime soon because there hasn't been a Michael Rooker ass shot yet

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

What would a guy have to pay to have molten cheese drizzled on his 'pretzel'. Perhaps by a leather-clad nacho maven with a predilection for exotic footwear. I'm just asking mind you.... 'buy'-curious if you will .

Dahnkster: Perhaps by a leather-clad nacho maven with a predilection for exotic footwear.

I used to play bass for Leather-Clad Nacho Maven.


illannoyin: these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Aaaand we're done here.

That's it, folks, pack it up, nothing more to say.

Twisted.

Ok, Detroit-y, pointless argument involving women....what are the odds that attractive and successful African-American women of a potentially obese and loud-mouthed nature were involved? Just curious. Also OH NO YOU DIN'T!

Skr: I always ask for extra salt on my pretzels from there. Which means they douse it in another layer of butter so the salt will stick... mmm feels like a heart attack every time. Their sauces are pretty tame in my opinion though, usually there will be a Taco Bell or Taco John's in the same mall where you can get nacho cheese for the pretz that is a a wee bit better.

I want your diet.

/check for millipedes

Tio_Holtzmann: Ok, Detroit-y, pointless argument involving women....what are the odds that attractive and successful African-American women of a potentially obese and loud-mouthed nature were involved? Just curious. Also OH NO YOU DIN'T!

Actually, Troy is very nice suburb, nothing like Detroit. Although Oakland Mall has been going downhill for years now.

it was also a little undercooked

BarkingUnicorn: Bucky Katt: FTFA: One of the women and a security guard got cheese on their faces and chests, police said.

What was a security guard doing there?  Did the customer call security over nacho cheese sauce?

They assumed it was cheese sauce.  Actually, he'd been fapping.

If your "sauce" could be mistaken for cheese sauce...you're not doing it often enough.

KrispyKritter: Takes a brave man to get a franchise seen on The Simpsons.

I would have gone with fleeta pita myself.

Hey, maybe the customer brought in their own flour and asked for their pretzel to be made with that?

Spaced Lion: farkingismybusiness: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I was going to make a snarky comment about AA's price hikes and Mrs. Lion's pretzel addiction, but you just made me want to re-watch Mallrats. Bravo to you; not many people can make me swerve away from snark like that.

/Merle on The Walking Dead isn't going to die anytime soon because there hasn't been a Michael Rooker ass shot yet

Um, I got some bad news for you about Merle....

KrispyKritter: Takes a brave man to get a franchise seen on The Simpsons.



Sorry, prettyboy, but Springfield is a pretzel town now.

Unexpected experience: get off of a plane in Tokyo, pass customs and such, go into Narita airport proper, find AA.  Further unexpected: find more around Tokyo.

I never though that the franchise would exist over there. I never got around to trying it before I came back, sadly, even though they were in at least a quarter of (probably more of,) the train stations I was at.

Bucky Katt: FTFA: One of the women and a security guard got cheese on their faces and chests, police said.

What was a security guard doing there?  Did the customer call security over nacho cheese sauce?

Woman covered with cheese.
Go on...

That's quite the headline you've got there subby.

Some people pay good money to have nacho cheese flung at them.  Costs more if you ask them to wear a horse's head.

I think this was an absolutely brilliant way to handle the situation. The employee was obviously in the wrong, but I'm certain the customers were also insufferable.

They're giving away $0.15 worth of sauce with every $3 pretzel sold in 12 lousy locations, but the news is receiving national attention. My wife likes the pretzels so next we pass an Auntie Anne's I'll probably share the story with her and then spend $5 getting her whatever she wants.

Genius.

Abacus9: Tio_Holtzmann: Ok, Detroit-y, pointless argument involving women....what are the odds that attractive and successful African-American women of a potentially obese and loud-mouthed nature were involved? Just curious. Also OH NO YOU DIN'T!

Actually, Troy is very nice suburb, nothing like Detroit. Although Oakland Mall has been going downhill for years now.

People in Franklin, Birmingham, and Bloomfield Hills point and laugh at Troy; it's for aspirational upper managers who will never, ever become executives. Troy's mayor before this was was a rabid Teabagger who was recalled at the first available chance, after making national news by posting homophobic slurs on her Facebook.

Came in hoping for a Fast Times reference.

Bob the Nob doesn't disappoint.

How are they even allowed to call those things they sell "pretzels"? If you are eating "pretzels" from Auntie Anne's you are being VICTIMIZED. They are nearly as bad as those sold in New York New York in Las Vegas.

They charge extra for this at Bellevue Square.

/Detroit
//there are businesses left in that crap hole
///this'll learn them

LibertyHiller: Abacus9: Tio_Holtzmann: Ok, Detroit-y, pointless argument involving women....what are the odds that attractive and successful African-American women of a potentially obese and loud-mouthed nature were involved? Just curious. Also OH NO YOU DIN'T!

Actually, Troy is very nice suburb, nothing like Detroit. Although Oakland Mall has been going downhill for years now.

People in Franklin, Birmingham, and Bloomfield Hills point and laugh at Troy; it's for aspirational upper managers who will never, ever become executives. Troy's mayor before this was was a rabid Teabagger who was recalled at the first available chance, after making national news by posting homophobic slurs on her Facebook.

Was that Troy? I remember hearing about that, but didn't remember which 'burb it was. I was just pointing out that it's not really fair to compare Troy to Detroit, as they have zero in common. If you want to compare it to the other suburbs, that's a different story. But I'm not going to judge an entire city based on one stupid mayor.

LibertyHiller:  Abacus9: Tio_Holtzmann: Ok, Detroit-y, pointless argument involving women....what are the odds that attractive and successful African-American women of a potentially obese and loud-mouthed nature were involved? Just curious. Also OH NO YOU DIN'T!

Actually, Troy is very nice suburb, nothing like Detroit. Although Oakland Mall has been going downhill for years now.

People in Franklin, Birmingham, and Bloomfield Hills point and laugh at Troy; it's for aspirational upper managers who will never, ever become executives. Troy's mayor before this was was a rabid Teabagger who was recalled at the first available chance, after making national news by posting homophobic slurs on her Facebook.

Was that Troy? I remember hearing about that, but didn't remember which 'burb it was. I was just pointing out that it's not really fair to compare Troy to Detroit, as they have zero in common. If you want to compare it to the other suburbs, that's a different story. But I'm not going to judge an entire city based on one stupid mayor.

it was Troy, Michigan.  And she got recalled last November.

http://gawker.com/5958481/homophobic-troy-mayor-janice-daniels-recal le d-by-voters-after-one-year-in-office