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(Sun Sentinel)   "Son, stay in the car while I go pistol-whip that woman. Shouldn't take more than fifteen minutes"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 21
    More: Florida, possession of a weapon, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Sevierville, Florida Department of Law Enforcement, AMBER Alert, handguns  
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2013-04-05 01:29:59 AM  
Dude is from Tennessee so you can't blame Floriduh for this one.
 
2013-04-05 02:55:41 AM  
Article? Who needs to read the stinkin' article?
 
2013-04-05 02:58:15 AM  
Read the Weenerss for a grade-A dose of highest quality derp.
 
2013-04-05 02:59:17 AM  
From the comments: "God forgive us for not voting in Mitt Romney, Mitt would have cleaned up this whole mess."

yes, that would have been his first priority, for sure.
 
2013-04-05 03:21:18 AM  
i.imgur.com

/impressed
 
2013-04-05 03:47:22 AM  
I love how he was mad at her for throwing away the gun so he would stop hitting her with it.  Well maybe you should be a real man and beat your women with fists!
 
2013-04-05 03:52:33 AM  
So what is the correct way to pistol-whip someone. Do you grab it by the handle and beat 'em with the barrel or grab the barrel and whack them with the handle? Either way seems kinda awkward.
 
2013-04-05 03:59:59 AM  

doosh: So what is the correct way to pistol-whip someone. Do you grab it by the handle and beat 'em with the barrel or grab the barrel and whack them with the handle? Either way seems kinda awkward.


I recall a Fark story where a guy shot himself dead by beating another guy with a shotgun while holding it by the barrel.  I'm sure there's people dumb enough to pistol-whip while holding it by the barrel, but I haven't heard of any.
 
2013-04-05 04:07:50 AM  
can someone explain why this guy was even out on the streets? I mean, he sounds like a real winner. convict, sexual predator.... I'm sure he earned his freedom.
 
2013-04-05 04:29:49 AM  
You'd think that with what was at stake in his future this dude would avoid conflict and keep a low profile. Oh, wait a minute. If he could think like that, he might not have a bunch of felonies in his past in the first place.
 
2013-04-05 04:30:27 AM  
He faces charges of stupid facial hair, bad haircut, smacking a biatch, being a white trash cliche, aggravated battery and assault with a deadly weapon, battery by strangulation, child neglect, kidnapping, contempt of court and possession of a weapon by a felon and aggravated battery.
 
2013-04-05 07:29:09 AM  
They were able to track him to a jail.

That's some damn fine police work, Lou.
 
2013-04-05 07:34:10 AM  
The woman managed to grab the gun and throw it out the van's window, enraging Calvera, a convicted felon with at least four convictions and a sex offender who spent more than seven years in prison, according to the report.

That man has NO respect for our gun laws!
 
2013-04-05 08:12:55 AM  
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/obvious
 
2013-04-05 08:18:16 AM  

Bucky Katt: Dude is from Tennessee so you can't blame Floriduh for this one.


This. 90% of this stupid stories are not about FL natives.

Florida needs stricter immigration policies. Put up a fence along I-10 and cede everything north of it to Georgia and Alabama.
 
2013-04-05 08:27:50 AM  

Snargi: You'd think that with what was at stake in his future this dude would avoid conflict and keep a low profile. Oh, wait a minute. If he could think like that, he might not have a bunch of felonies in his past in the first place.


This is where my legal system would work better that the current US one.

After the first violent sex offence, he'd have been reformed for agricultural work. Reoffence rate after reformation: 0%

How does this magical reformation work? You just axe 'em a few questions.
 
2013-04-05 09:06:47 AM  
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/who cares if it never happened in the article?
 
2013-04-05 10:57:00 AM  
"You are going to die," Calvera shouted while choking the woman, according to the report. "Your mother was right. I'm the one who's going to kill you."

So, he was a sex offender, her mother warned her that he would be the one to kill her and she was still with him?
 
2013-04-05 12:10:37 PM  
He left a child in a car ALONE while he went off to conduct personal business? Unacceptable!
 
2013-04-05 12:12:00 PM  
Dad should know better.  You never leave a small child alone in a car.  He should have pulled the woman in the car and beaten her there.
 
2013-04-05 02:11:03 PM  

stevetherobot: "You are going to die," Calvera shouted while choking the woman, according to the report. "Your mother was right. I'm the one who's going to kill you."

So, he was a sex offender, her mother warned her that he would be the one to kill her and she was still with him?


We haven't seen her picture yet.  There might be a perfectly logical explanation...
 
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