doglover: Just wait till they learn what SSBBW means.
KrispyKritter: There was a story in one of the early years editions of National Lampoon Magazine. I don't recall the entire piece but there was mention of a daring new (fictional) restaurant called "Food & F*ck". Couples visiting the establishment would be shown to their own private room and given a menu. Spaghetti and meatballs? A huge welded steel buffet the size of a bed would be wheeled in. The couple was left in private to disrobe, hop in and do their thing.
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