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(The Sun)   Doggers: People who have sex with strangers in public while others watch, The Sun is there (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 104
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2013-04-05 05:44:35 AM  
 
2013-04-05 05:49:10 AM  
So while the American Morons were watching the documentary I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, the British Morons were watching the documentary Dogging: A Love Story ?
 
2013-04-05 06:08:00 AM  

doglover: Just wait till they learn what SSBBW means.


It means we'll need to 3D print bigger spaceships to colonize the universe.
 
2013-04-05 06:15:32 AM  
And pretty soon there won't be no street, for dummies to jog on and doggers to dog on; religious fanatics can make it we're all gone.

/Better goddamn not be obscure
 
2013-04-05 06:27:47 AM  

Danack: We were dogging, we were dogging.


Came here to post this.
Well done Sir
 
2013-04-05 06:34:59 AM  
IT took weeks of emailing and texting to win the trust of Len - a self-confessed "dedicated dogger, seasoned swinger and purveyor of fine orgies".

A dedicated dogger,

A dogged dogger?

Woof!
 
2013-04-05 06:44:13 AM  
You're suppose to lock the damn dog up first.
 
2013-04-05 07:07:55 AM  

SJKebab: Like nudist colonies, this sound great, until you come into contact with the sorts of people who engage in it.


Yeah, like my CSB about the time I saw a woman masturbating whilst casually sitting on a bench on a hot summer's day in London. She was wearing a loose skirt and she was fingering herself underneath and loudly moaning at her pleasure. I was walking up a hill where she was and she was moaning all the time as I got closer to see why she was so excited.

Sadly, she was in her 40s, obese and fugly. She may have escaped from a mental institution. Talk about disappointment.
 
2013-04-05 07:11:31 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: doglover: Just wait till they learn what SSBBW means.

It means we'll need to 3D print bigger spaceships to colonize the universe.


You're just gonna enter every thread and shiat all over it are you? We get it, you're not a fan of space flight.

Congratulations on being the first on my ignore list douchebag.
 
2013-04-05 07:23:41 AM  

Spaced Lion: And pretty soon there won't be no street, for dummies to jog on and doggers to dog on; religious fanatics can make it we're all gone.

/Better goddamn not be obscure


I think you'll be disappointed.
 
2013-04-05 08:16:44 AM  

Kanemano: Big deal this is nothing new Nothing new


Lmao, I love how the guy spent 6 months "blending in" with the spectators so he could figure out how best to photograph his "research subjects"
 
2013-04-05 08:32:59 AM  
purveyor of fine orgies

I read this in the snobbiest voice possible
 
2013-04-05 08:40:54 AM  

thamike: So while the American Morons were watching the documentary I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, the British Morons were watching the documentary Dogging: A Love Story ?


Actually the American "Morons" were watching a remake of I Now Pronounce you Vince and Ralph which IIRC is a an Australian film with heavy British feel.  So I guess the Brits got double dogged?
 
2013-04-05 08:47:22 AM  

Hermit Tard: Danack: We were dogging, we were dogging.

Came here to post this.
Well done Sir


Also this!
 
2013-04-05 08:52:25 AM  

santadog: I read that as "Duggars", and I thought, "What is that clown car up to now?"


THIS.
 
2013-04-05 08:54:53 AM  
"dedicated dogger, seasoned swinger and purveyor of fine orgies"


I'm going to make business cards with this slogan and give them out to people when I meet them just to watch their reaction.
 
2013-04-05 08:57:10 AM  
 
2013-04-05 09:08:09 AM  
Digga! How far does she go when you pull her leash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6J0a9vaAw0
 
2013-04-05 09:48:32 AM  
Agreed - where are the AW farkettes?

BIE?

/EIP
//like the can't win if you don't play comment
 
2013-04-05 09:52:36 AM  
So when is the Langdon Hills Fark party scheduled?
 
2013-04-05 10:07:38 AM  

BowtoMogul: Isn't this an almost exclusively gay practice here in the states? Mostly at truck stops?

Also BIE

/EIP

//you can't win if you don't play


No- you're thinking of bath house culture. But yes, by and large, anonymous sex is largely a function of gay culture over here, as it is over there- but the trope of the willing gang bang-ee  means that dogging gets a lot more  attention than the relatively staid anonymous gay sex. Our heteronormative, patriarchal and gyno-oppresive Northern Eurpean/Western culture is morbidly obsessed with the madonna/whore complex and the idea that womyn are nothing more than submissive sexual animals that can't control their lascivious urges and need to kept in hand by their male betters(when they're not being gang banged, that is).

It's a bit sad that some womyn actually are so emotionally damaged and bent by life-long exposure to our fearful cultural burdens that they pretend to enjoy these acts of pur degradation and public shame. I can't but think it doesn't go well for these poor female victims later in life, nor that it went well earlier. I wonder how many of them were victims of prior abuse at the hands of their predatory male relatives; I expect the number is quite high.
 
2013-04-05 10:11:00 AM  

GungFu: SJKebab: Like nudist colonies, this sound great, until you come into contact with the sorts of people who engage in it.

Yeah, like my CSB about the time I saw a woman masturbating whilst casually sitting on a bench on a hot summer's day in London. She was wearing a loose skirt and she was fingering herself underneath and loudly moaning at her pleasure. I was walking up a hill where she was and she was moaning all the time as I got closer to see why she was so excited.

Sadly, she was in her 40s, obese and fugly. She may have escaped from a mental institution. Talk about disappointment.


Any port in a storm?
 
2013-04-05 10:20:48 AM  
Presenting the "journalist" who wrote this article...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-05 10:25:19 AM  
KrispyKritter:

i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant.

Where do you go to find nudists we'd want to see naked? Or are your standards even lower than mine?

By the way, maybe somebody can tell me when one stops being a "daddy bear" and becomes a "fat old guy." And would I have to buy a lemon?
 
2013-04-05 10:34:37 AM  
maxheck:

G/F and I were talking about the t-shirt we were going to make for her to wear to a fetish scene... We're still adjusting it, but at last check it read on the back:

"My Daddy says I am naughty, and I should be spanked by girls."


Why girls? Are you afraid of male competition?

Personally I find threesomes with a gal and another guy more fun, especially if he's straight: we can team up on her and nobody gets confused. Me with a bi gal and a stone dyke is fun too. But going to bed with two straight women was awful the three times I tried it: they both expected me to take the lead, at the same time too, and when I'd do something with one the other would get jealous.

And totally straight women can be pretty dull unless they're really "hungry hungry sluts" like in porn -- except in real life they're seldom people you want to get it on with.

I picture this "dooging" subculture as worse than a nudist colony. Would I get to wear Google glasses?
 
2013-04-05 11:19:27 AM  

Danack: We were dogging, we were dogging.


Fecking Brilliant!

"a drooling pervert in a dirty mac.  "
gunnehill.blogg.se
 
2013-04-05 11:23:24 AM  

willfullyobscure: BowtoMogul: Isn't this an almost exclusively gay practice here in the states? Mostly at truck stops?

Also BIE

/EIP

//you can't win if you don't play

No- you're thinking of bath house culture. But yes, by and large, anonymous sex is largely a function of gay culture over here, as it is over there- but the trope of the willing gang bang-ee  means that dogging gets a lot more  attention than the relatively staid anonymous gay sex. Our heteronormative, patriarchal and gyno-oppresive Northern Eurpean/Western culture is morbidly obsessed with the madonna/whore complex and the idea that womyn are nothing more than submissive sexual animals that can't control their lascivious urges and need to kept in hand by their male betters(when they're not being gang banged, that is).

It's a bit sad that some womyn actually are so emotionally damaged and bent by life-long exposure to our fearful cultural burdens that they pretend to enjoy these acts of pur degradation and public shame. I can't but think it doesn't go well for these poor female victims later in life, nor that it went well earlier. I wonder how many of them were victims of prior abuse at the hands of their predatory male relatives; I expect the number is quite high.


So what you're saying is that any woman with a sexual pleasure that you consider to be abnormal must be "emotionally damaged" ?
 
2013-04-05 11:24:35 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-05 11:27:36 AM  
FTA: "Suddenly, a silver Ford Focus roars towards us and parks bumper to bumper with its lights blasting straight into our eyes. I feel I am about to lose control of my bowels."


Bumper-to-Bumper and headlights blasting must be the Secret Signal for scat-play.
 
2013-04-05 11:28:50 AM  

studebaker hoch: I thought "dogging" was choosing who was going to be "it" in a game of tag.  The chooser was the dogger.


Or maybe he does and goes in for that sort of thing.
 
2013-04-05 11:30:18 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: studebaker hoch: I thought "dogging" was choosing who was going to be "it" in a game of tag.  The chooser was the dogger.

Or maybe he does and goes in for that sort of thing.


Oh bugger, wrong comment.

HotWingAgenda: I'm guessing he doesn't know the actual definition, or he wouldn't let me say hi to his girlfriend at office parties.


Or maybe he does and goes in for that sort of thing.


There; that's better.
 
2013-04-05 11:41:11 AM  

Godscrack: I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.


I was thinking the same thing.

i was also thinking that this seems awfully complicated with the slang terms, and the light bulb code, driving up to one another and blinding them with your headlights. Don't they have Swinger's Clubs there? These people could just go to the clubs and watch everyone else...
 
2013-04-05 11:50:04 AM  

StrikitRich: So when is the Langdon Hills Fark party scheduled?


Make sure its not a windy day, otherwise the flour we have to toss will lose its effect
 
2013-04-05 12:10:57 PM  

BowtoMogul: Isn't this an almost exclusively gay practice here in the states?


No, that would be collecting 78rpm records.
 
2013-04-05 12:20:17 PM  
I don't know whether to be more annoyed by the fact that this is old news, or the breathless hyperbole over what is a relatively tame kink. I've seen local news reporters show more restraint over teen sexting "epidemics".
 
2013-04-05 12:22:59 PM  

Mikey1969: Godscrack: I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.

I was thinking the same thing.

i was also thinking that this seems awfully complicated with the slang terms, and the light bulb code, driving up to one another and blinding them with your headlights. Don't they have Swinger's Clubs there? These people could just go to the clubs and watch everyone else...


There's more to it than the exhibition/voyeurism. Part of the kink here is the DANGER of getting caught. You can do whatever you like (assuming consent, of course), at the HOT*HOT*HOT*Orgy*farkfest at at the Swingers Funhouse, but then that whole, "Cops busting us for our deviance!" angle is missing.
 
2013-04-05 12:40:09 PM  
I prefer my hot doggers on a stick...

3.bp.blogspot.com

/my stick...if you know what I'm saying
//and I think you do...wink wink, nudge nudge
 
2013-04-05 12:46:39 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: I bet all the women into this, the Doggettes, are hot 19 year-old blondes with honey-dripping rose-petal pussies.


Go on...
 
2013-04-05 12:48:48 PM  
download.manycam.com

Sorry Brownie. Different kind of biatches. None for you.
 
2013-04-05 12:49:13 PM  
Uhh, it's in the UK.  There is a reason we use the phrase "British hot" around here.
 
2013-04-05 12:53:42 PM  
uttertosh: pssst... your ignorance is broken, man.

Sometimes I turn it off.

In this case, I made sure I had images turned off before turning off the ignore function :P
 
2013-04-05 01:03:11 PM  
Well if it brings them joy and nobody is harmed, then I say have at it. As for me, I barely can handle what I got at home. Oh.... to be young again...
 
2013-04-05 01:46:47 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-05 02:21:50 PM  

BowtoMogul: Isn't this an almost exclusively gay practice here in the states? Mostly at truck stops?



Truck stops?  Have the Lot Lizards changed their tune?
 
2013-04-05 02:34:39 PM  

lordargent: In this case, I made sure I had images turned off before turning off the ignore function :P


+1 funnay, and, touché, bro!
 
2013-04-05 04:19:12 PM  

I Browse: I prefer my hot doggers on a stick...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 276x320]

/my stick...if you know what I'm saying
//and I think you do...wink wink, nudge nudge


I used to love to watch the Hot Dog on a Stick girls making lemonade. My first encounter was at a dumb retail job I had in college. It was across the food court from the HDoaS and we'd see the girls in fruity hats doing something, we couldn't really tell what as we could only see them from about the elbows up, but they appeared to be pumping up and down vigorously, and looking pretty tired out. Boner-inducing.
 
2013-04-05 04:23:43 PM  
www.petmd.com
Your typical British dogger.
 
2013-04-05 04:45:09 PM  

Bucky Katt: torch: Well I see print journalism is still dead....

You are talking about journalism in a thread about an article from The Sun?  Er, ok...


Fair enough :-)
 
2013-04-05 05:03:50 PM  
The One True TheDavid:


maxheck:

G/F and I were talking about the t-shirt we were going to make for her to wear to a fetish scene... We're still adjusting it, but at last check it read on the back:

"My Daddy says I am naughty, and I should be spanked by girls."

Why girls? Are you afraid of male competition?

Personally I find threesomes with a gal and another guy more fun, especially if he's straight: we can team up on her and nobody gets confused. Me with a bi gal and a stone dyke is fun too. But going to bed with two straight women was awful the three times I tried it: they both expected me to take the lead, at the same time too, and when I'd do something with one the other would get jealous.

And totally straight women can be pretty dull unless they're really "hungry hungry sluts" like in porn -- except in real life they're seldom people you want to get it on with.

I picture this "dooging" subculture as worse than a nudist colony. Would I get to wear Google glasses?


The whole thing was her idea, so I'm going to go with "she likes the idea of being spanked by girls"

I have no problem with that.
 
2013-04-05 10:26:38 PM  

Mentalpatient87: I've seen these videos. They never seem to be having that much fun.


Nor are real life swingers all that hot.

/Paid actors, on the other hand, look great on TV and photoshoots.
 
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