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(The Sun)   Doggers: People who have sex with strangers in public while others watch, The Sun is there (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 104
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2013-04-04 11:20:13 PM  
Yet last night's Channel 4 documentary, Dogging Tales, passed off this depraved practice as little more than "a peculiarly British pastime".
What is the truth?
The Sun went to find out...

"Hey, Ric! Wanna go find out if people like to have sex with strangers while others watch? Oh, nevermind, we'll get somebody who has a chance of finding out."
 
2013-04-05 12:10:33 AM  
I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.
 
2013-04-05 12:29:20 AM  
The boffins need to find out why dogging up the bum is so popular
 
2013-04-05 12:45:46 AM  
Oh no! A deviant sexual activity that is simultaneously thrilling and scary! Let's write about it breathlessly to castigate and elevate it in the same breath. OH, and to give it some more scandal, let's mention that it's an activity in which KNOWN KILLERS engaged!
 
2013-04-05 01:06:50 AM  
Just wait till they learn what SSBBW means.
 
2013-04-05 01:33:09 AM  
Well I see print journalism is still dead....
 
2013-04-05 01:37:38 AM  

torch: Well I see print journalism is still dead....


You are talking about journalism in a thread about an article from The Sun?  Er, ok...
 
2013-04-05 02:29:43 AM  
bie?
eip

i might have sex with the computer. i'm unsure yet
 
2013-04-05 02:33:12 AM  

Godscrack: I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-04-05 02:33:46 AM  
Big deal this is nothing new Nothing new
 
2013-04-05 02:33:52 AM  
"Yet last night's Channel 4 documentary, Dogging Tales..."

Coincidence? I think not!
 
2013-04-05 02:35:16 AM  
i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.
 
2013-04-05 02:37:24 AM  

KrispyKritter: i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.


I read a work on the usenets once where that was the premise, that people farked every way and everywhere, but were searching for That One Person they could share a meal with behind closed doors.
 
2013-04-05 02:41:17 AM  

fredbox: KrispyKritter: i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.

I read a work on the usenets once where that was the premise, that people farked every way and everywhere, but were searching for That One Person they could share a meal with behind closed doors.


I seem to recall there was a movie with the premise that people went to the bathroom in social groups but eating was considered a private activity. Not a clue what it was called, though.
 
2013-04-05 02:44:09 AM  
IT took weeks of emailing and texting to win the trust of Len - a self-confessed "dedicated dogger, seasoned swinger and purveyor of fine orgies".

I think I got an STD just from reading that.

/shudder
 
2013-04-05 02:45:19 AM  
 
2013-04-05 02:46:01 AM  

fusillade762: people went to the bathroom in social groups


So it was a German film?
 
2013-04-05 02:46:24 AM  
fusillade762:

I seem to recall there was a movie with the premise that people went to the bathroom in social groups but eating was considered a private activity. Not a clue what it was called, though.

Salo?
 
2013-04-05 02:46:33 AM  
Like nudist colonies, this sound great, until you come into contact with the sorts of people who engage in it.

/The reporter sounds like an arsehole though
 
2013-04-05 02:50:00 AM  
I've seen these videos. They never seem to be having that much fun.
 
2013-04-05 02:50:35 AM  
This would be erotic if it weren't England.
 
2013-04-05 02:56:39 AM  
It is Tuesday evening and Len has finally agreed to take me dogging so I can observe - and only observe - this highly secretive sexual activity.

Make up your mind.  Is is in public where anyone can see, or highly secretive?
 
2013-04-05 02:57:42 AM  
Why did the first paragraph have to be about child killers? Is a story about exhibitionists and voyeurs just not interesting unless it can be related to child killing?

And damn, that article read like Len was holding the reporter hostage. Of course, I wonder if Len and the reporter were just two different aspects of one person's psyche.
 
2013-04-05 02:58:00 AM  
I bet all the women into this, the Doggettes, are hot 19 year-old blondes with honey-dripping rose-petal pussies.
 
2013-04-05 03:00:46 AM  

Godscrack: I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.


I think the word for it for some time is "exhibitionists"

NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-05 03:02:29 AM  

fredbox: fusillade762:

I seem to recall there was a movie with the premise that people went to the bathroom in social groups but eating was considered a private activity. Not a clue what it was called, though.

Salo?


Nope. I think I found it, though:

The Phantom of Liberty

The guests are seated around the table on flushing toilets. They politely discuss various issues around the topic of defecation whilst publicly using the toilets that they are sitting on. When a guest is hungry, he excuses himself and retires to the dining room, a private cubicle, to eat food.
 
2013-04-05 03:03:26 AM  
FTA : "Then it is our move. We switch on our lights so we can see who is inside the car. Then we decide whether or not we want to engage them. What do you want me to do?"

"Give it full beam," I say. "If it's a nutter, make sure you blind the b*****d so we can scarper."

Len flicks on the lights and the driver - a balding man in his Fifties - is dazzled like a startled deer.


Sexy.
 
2013-04-05 03:03:34 AM  

fusillade762: fredbox: KrispyKritter: i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.

I read a work on the usenets once where that was the premise, that people farked every way and everywhere, but were searching for That One Person they could share a meal with behind closed doors.

I seem to recall there was a movie with the premise that people went to the bathroom in social groups but eating was considered a private activity. Not a clue what it was called, though.


I think I vaguely remember someone telling me about that when I was five or six years old and it somehow stuck in my head. I'm still, to this day, only truly comfortable eating alone in the privacy of my own home.

I'll go out and drink coffee in public freely then get a takeaway to eat at home. Granted, I have gone out and have had many enjoyable lunches out with a friend but those are the exceptions rather than the rule. There's something I've always thought of as private about it and I'm pretty sure that all stems from hearing about that when I was still so very young and absorbing the rules of our own culture that it sort of added itself to the mix.
 
2013-04-05 03:04:07 AM  

Oznog: It is Tuesday evening and Len has finally agreed to take me dogging so I can observe - and only observe - this highly secretive sexual activity.

Make up your mind.  Is is in public where anyone can see, or highly secretive?


Maybe he was trying to conjugate "secrete".
 
2013-04-05 03:05:54 AM  

HotWingAgenda: IT took weeks of emailing and texting to win the trust of Len - a self-confessed "dedicated dogger, seasoned swinger and purveyor of fine orgies".

I think I got an STD just from reading that.

/shudder


Pretty sure that's a Withnail homage...

/Danny's here....
 
2013-04-05 03:08:22 AM  
Not enough boobies for a proper Sun article.

G/F and I were talking about the t-shirt we were going to make for her to wear to a fetish scene... We're still adjusting it, but at last check it read on the back:

"My Daddy says I am naughty, and I should be spanked by girls."


Yeah, she's going to have to wear that while she services me very slurpily. And has her heiny paddled.
 
2013-04-05 03:09:28 AM  
Speaking of exhibitionists, I haven't seen any of the regulars lately at all.  Are you gals still around?  Have you been replaced by other exhibitionists?  Or maybe there's some exhibitionists out there who haven't tried it and want to give it a go?

Enquiring minds wants to know.

/preferably via EIP
 
2013-04-05 03:09:36 AM  

Oznog: It is Tuesday evening and Len has finally agreed to take me dogging so I can observe - and only observe - this highly secretive sexual activity.

Make up your mind.  Is is in public where anyone can see, or highly secretive?


Its so secret that you have to make an ad on craigslist.
 
2013-04-05 03:10:08 AM  
I thought "dogging" was choosing who was going to be "it" in a game of tag.  The chooser was the dogger.
 
2013-04-05 03:19:56 AM  

studebaker hoch: I thought "dogging" was choosing who was going to be "it" in a game of tag.  The chooser was the dogger.


Well, bird-dogging is often used to mean "to follow something with intense interest",  Sometimes my boss asks me to bird-dog big projects.  I'm guessing he doesn't know the actual definition, or he wouldn't let me say hi to his girlfriend at office parties.
 
2013-04-05 03:23:44 AM  
"Believe me, they are not here for the quality of the kebabs trim"
 
2013-04-05 03:39:19 AM  
I learned about this from Frankie Doyle, so fark off, fatherfarkers.
 
2013-04-05 03:50:09 AM  
Bizarre talking about child killers.. demented, even.

On the topic of eating only in private, there was an episode of "Enterprise" where they met an alien race like that.  They were horrified to see crew members eating, fled back to their own ship, and wouldn't even talk about it at first.

Next time they met that race, Captain Archer took his dog down with him, and the dog relived itself on their sacred tree.
 
2013-04-05 03:59:20 AM  

KrispyKritter: i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.


Having seen the size of the women in the documentary, there was some of that going on too...
 
2013-04-05 04:14:44 AM  
old news is old.  the subject already has a romcom.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0924468/
 
2013-04-05 04:15:41 AM  
Godscrack [TotalFark] (ignored: Gay porn (#7663830))
I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.


Dogging isn't a new term, it has been at least a decade since I first became aware of it ... on IR via DCC ... and I've said too much already.
 
2013-04-05 04:16:00 AM  

ModernLuddite: This would be erotic if it weren't England.


That's why they call it dogging.
 
2013-04-05 04:16:31 AM  
s/IR/IRC/g
 
2013-04-05 04:25:12 AM  
Doggers: People who have sex with strangers in public while others watch, The Sun is there (w/pics)

Go on...
 
2013-04-05 04:38:14 AM  
Those Brits have been interested in Doggers for a long time...
 
2013-04-05 04:49:19 AM  

lordargent: Godscrack [TotalFark] (ignored: Gay porn (#7663830))
I like how they have new names for things that have been done for decades.

Dogging isn't a new term, it has been at least a decade since I first became aware of it ... on IR via DCC ... and I've said too much already.


pssst... your ignorance is broken, man.
 
2013-04-05 04:56:47 AM  

Gordon Bennett: fusillade762: fredbox: KrispyKritter: i'd rather have sex in public or watch it than see people eating in a restaurant. sex is beautiful and erotic. stuffing your hungry face is gross and disgusting, just awful, nothing that others should have to see.

I read a work on the usenets once where that was the premise, that people farked every way and everywhere, but were searching for That One Person they could share a meal with behind closed doors.

I seem to recall there was a movie with the premise that people went to the bathroom in social groups but eating was considered a private activity. Not a clue what it was called, though.

I think I vaguely remember someone telling me about that when I was five or six years old and it somehow stuck in my head. I'm still, to this day, only truly comfortable eating alone in the privacy of my own home.

I'll go out and drink coffee in public freely then get a takeaway to eat at home. Granted, I have gone out and have had many enjoyable lunches out with a friend but those are the exceptions rather than the rule. There's something I've always thought of as private about it and I'm pretty sure that all stems from hearing about that when I was still so very young and absorbing the rules of our own culture that it sort of added itself to the mix.


Eating when quite hungry and being into your sex are among the few primal joys left for mankind to experience. We've even managed to muck up the joy of relieving one's self while inventing (admittedly much needed) sanitary devices to whisk our waste away. Women folk howl long and loud about mens aim as if we are designed and capable to stream into a tiny ceramic bowl. We all too often work against nature.

I like to dine with gusto and abandon, free from judging eyes and looks of disgust. On the other hand I adore sex and while not a male model I'm a nudist/exhibitionist since i was a tiny boy.

There was a story in one of the early years editions of National Lampoon Magazine. I don't recall the entire piece but there was mention of a daring new (fictional) restaurant called "Food & F*ck". Couples visiting the establishment would be shown to their own private room and given a menu. Spaghetti and meatballs? A huge welded steel buffet the size of a bed would be wheeled in. The couple was left in private to disrobe, hop in and do their thing.
 
2013-04-05 05:16:12 AM  
I read that as "Duggars", and I thought, "What is that clown car up to now?"
 
2013-04-05 05:21:06 AM  
Isn't this an almost exclusively gay practice here in the states? Mostly at truck stops?

Also BIE

/EIP

//you can't win if you don't play
 
2013-04-05 05:44:21 AM  

uttertosh: pssst... your ignorance is broken, man.


No, in fact, I'd say his ignorance is actually quite intact.
 
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