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(KSL Salt Lake City)   After being robbed and shot at, and the attackers scamper off to their pick-up truck to flee, do you A) call 911, B) thank the good Lord that you are alive, or C) jump into the bed of the truck as it drives off to try to retrieve your purse?   ( divider line
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2013-04-05 04:35:24 AM  
c because the phone and the weapon are in the purse.
2013-04-05 04:46:03 AM  
D) launch a personal tactical nuke, brought to you be Omni Consumer Products.

OCP, the future of yesterday, today. (TM)
2013-04-05 04:48:26 AM  
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Ask when he'll call back?
2013-04-05 05:00:21 AM  
broad daylight hijinx, probably caught on a few cameras, using your own vehicle. Brilliant!
2013-04-05 05:05:52 AM  
C) Obviously. Her iPhone is in the purse.
2013-04-05 05:08:09 AM  
In the meantime, Sandy police were trying to figure out what the shooting was really about.

No shiat.
2013-04-05 05:30:03 AM  
It's not a purse it's a satchel.
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Indiana Jones has one.
2013-04-05 07:59:11 AM  
So drug deal gone bad?  Sucks for her.
2013-04-05 08:04:09 AM  
2013-04-05 08:52:38 AM  
Do you know how difficult it is to replace your drivers license, social security card and birth certificate when all three are missing?!!

I learned not to carry my birth certificate unless it's a day when business demands it. I use to lose my purses a lot when I was young.
2013-04-05 09:24:17 AM  

id10ts: "Scamper"?

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2013-04-05 09:47:09 AM  
I was going to come in and say how impressed I was with the size f the victims balls but realize this had nothing to do with bravery. Women are all just plain crazy. Barking at the moon, foaming at the mouth, bunnies in the crock pot, shiathouse rat kind of crazy.

 This sounds like buddy was stepping out on his wife, she found out and wanted revenge so they set her up.
2013-04-05 11:25:06 AM  

KrispyKritter: broad daylight hijinx, probably caught on a few cameras, using your own vehicle. Brilliant!

At 5 am? How do people sleep in Utah if it never gets dark?
2013-04-05 11:34:35 AM  
Farkin adrenalin, how does it work.

/that stuff can kill you
2013-04-05 11:39:35 AM  
Keep it classy Ohio.
2013-04-05 12:19:14 PM  
Investigators say a woman went to the Extended Stay America hotel near 7500 South Union Park Ave. in Sandy around 5 a.m. to meet a man. When she knocked on the hotel room door, the meeting turned into an assault.
"A female from the room exits, starts assaulting the female victim," explained Lt. Victor Quezada of the Sandy City Police Department. "They pull her into the room and start accusing her of some things that have happened in the past."

Yeah, there's probably more to this story.
2013-04-05 12:36:29 PM  
Shiat Sherlock No.
2013-04-05 12:50:35 PM  

Alonjar: So drug deal gone bad?  Sucks for her.

It was Utah. Probably a Mormon trying to score some Mountain Dew. The clerks in the store might squeal on her.
2013-04-05 08:23:28 PM  
Oh, I'm praying for a follow-up on this one.

"So, remember that crazy woman who was attacked for seemingly no reason. Yea about that. . . "
2013-04-06 08:57:27 AM  
ohio tags in utah ought to stick out
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