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(   If you've cut millions in benefits and services to the disabled because you claim the system is "broken" and abused by "scroungers", you probably shouldn't let your chauffeur park your £50,000 land rover in a disabled parking space   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Land Rover, parking spaces, Ed Balls  
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2013-04-04 11:19:33 PM  
4 votes:
while handicapped people make handicapped faces
2013-04-04 11:43:19 PM  
2 votes:
Mark Gatiss tweeted this after meeting George Osborne yesterday while filming Sherlock:

"If you sup with the Devil, use a long spoon."

I like Gatiss even more now.
2013-04-05 05:35:55 AM  
1 vote:
This is part of the normal British political way.

Labour Party: Free money for every one

Every one: Yay

Economy collapses

Conservative Party: Now we are in power free money stops. Hardship all round

Economy recovers

Every one: We don't like you, go away

Conservative party: But we fixed the mess

Labour Party: Free money for every one!

Etc etc
2013-04-05 12:41:12 AM  
1 vote:
Cool story bro time:

I used to drive my grandmother around after she finally lost her licence to drive. We'd use her disabled permit to go to the grocery store, hair parlor, ect.

Anyway; I'd always go and get her prescriptions by myself, because granny always had questions about her meds that the 20-something gal that ran the counter couldn't answer, or had been answered by the doctor. I'd use her disabled permit; so the errand didn't take too long ( granny would wonder where I'd gotten to). One time; some lady tried to make a federal case about me using the permit. I explained that I was getting meds for my granny and the lady could go have relations with a fire hydrant.

/ I wasn't there long; besides, there were 12 other disabled spots
2013-04-04 11:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
Both sides are  bad, so vote Tory.

/knew that first one didn't sound right
2013-04-04 08:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
I really thought American republicoonts were the masters, not I know they are still merely students.
2013-04-04 08:25:25 PM  
1 vote:
How was the parking space disabled?
Was the Range Rover too heavy?
2013-04-04 08:24:49 PM  
1 vote:
It should be legal to pelt politicians with horse manure and rotten fruit.
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