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(Abc.net.au)   Indian man has axe to grind, takes it out on 5 girls and 4 women   (abc.net.au) divider line 22
    More: Sad, Indians, Press Trust of India, Madhya Pradesh, village elders, mental breakdown  
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2013-04-04 09:32:20 PM
4 votes:
"African-American neighborhood terrorized by ask murderer"

The Onion
2013-04-04 08:53:03 PM
3 votes:
A saw mill advertises for a timber worker. A skinny little bloke shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head timber worker takes one look at the puny bloke and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the little guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the foreman. "Take your axe and cut it down."
The little bloke heads for the tree and in five minutes he's knocking on the foreman's door. "I cut the tree down," says the bloke.
The foreman can't believe his eyes and says,"Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Great Australian Forest," says the little fella.
"You mean the Great Australian Desert," says the foreman.
"Sure! That's what they call it now!"


-jokebuddha.com
2013-04-04 08:48:19 PM
3 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened


Or a good guy with an axe.
2013-04-04 09:02:58 PM
2 votes:
Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.
2013-04-04 08:58:46 PM
2 votes:
If only they had banned something, this wouldn't have happened!
2013-04-04 08:57:29 PM
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Ban axes


Just those with high capacity handles.
2013-04-04 08:56:55 PM
2 votes:

Pocket_Rocket: If ya axe me, they had it cuomin


FTFY.
2013-04-04 08:46:55 PM
2 votes:
So she married an axe murderer?
2013-04-04 08:46:14 PM
2 votes:
Dot. Not feather. FYI...
2013-04-04 08:46:12 PM
2 votes:
That scene must have been pure Panduramium
2013-04-04 08:45:52 PM
2 votes:
Ban axes
2013-04-05 11:33:58 AM
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: Great, now I'll have to put up with my right-wing fb friends posting this like a brazillion times with some pro-gun statement.

Thanks a lot guy from India!


What the fark is wrong with you? Do you value your precious wood-cutting penis-extension over the lives of women and children? All we are asking for is some reasonable restrictions on sharp and pointy things. Your right to own sharp and pointy things doesn't trump my right to live in complete safety.

I hope somebody cuts up any women you are related to with an axe to teach you a lesson. Psychos like yourself should be put down for the good of the country.
2013-04-04 10:44:05 PM
1 votes:
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete?
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's chopping up all the women's meat

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
2013-04-04 09:28:29 PM
1 votes:
Impossible, only guns hurt people.
2013-04-04 09:22:10 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

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I read that as Florida man eats feces


Either is true.
2013-04-04 09:21:09 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Ban axes


The only way to stop a bad guy with an ax is a good guy with an ax.

The world won't be safe until everyone has multiple axes.
2013-04-04 09:19:53 PM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

English is not your first language?


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My name is Peggy.
2013-04-04 09:12:52 PM
1 votes:
If I had to spend 18 hours a day, 7 days a week telling dumbasses how to turn on a Dell computer, I might snap too.
2013-04-04 09:10:52 PM
1 votes:

RelaximusPrime: Dot. Not feather. FYI...


Slurpee. Not Casino. FYI...
2013-04-04 08:49:52 PM
1 votes:
Police are not certain of the motive but they say 35-year-old suspect Pandu Nagesia, known as Panduram, had recently split from his wife

Poor choice of words, writer.

Dude watched to much Game of Thrones.

/obviously really farked up situation.
2013-04-04 08:47:56 PM
1 votes:
NO MORE THAN 10 AXES PER HARDWARE STORE!!
2013-04-04 06:56:04 PM
1 votes:
HASSAN CHOP!
 
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