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2013-04-04 09:33:44 PM  
Population control, one chop at at a time.
 
2013-04-04 09:34:48 PM  
axed them to death

Well maybe if they had just answered his question...
 
2013-04-04 09:35:21 PM  

hundreddollarman: namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.

I'm sure you meant "Magua," not Mogwai.

[media.lunch.com image 400x510]

"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."


I googled it, and came up with Mogwai. It's also a Gremlin, but they don't usually use axes.

(I'm sure you're right)
 
2013-04-04 09:35:56 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

Why so much?

 
2013-04-04 09:35:56 PM  

namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.


Go bite a wolverine.
 
2013-04-04 09:36:00 PM  
The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.
 
2013-04-04 09:37:50 PM  

2wolves: namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.

Go bite a wolverine.


Yeah, sorry. In my pitiful defense, I think that was the most racist thing I have ever posted on Fark. And the wine. Lots of wine.

Really, sorry.
 
2013-04-04 09:39:53 PM  
images.wikia.com

"A South East Asia relo is long overdue."
 
2013-04-04 09:40:55 PM  

BigNumber12: The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.


Love her as best you can every day. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise.
 
2013-04-04 09:44:20 PM  

Apos: [images.wikia.com image 500x461]

"A South East Asia relo is long overdue."


At the rate India's going, he's going to need to borrow some equipment from the military in order to keep up with demand.
 
2013-04-04 09:52:51 PM  
I for one would like to see legislation banning these so called Assault Axes - if only the handle was shorter it would have taken him more swings to have reached the victims.. Collapsible handles, bayonet lugs and fore grips all need to be banned from axes..  THINK OF THE CHILDREN
 
2013-04-04 09:54:23 PM  
Dicey situation.
 
2013-04-04 09:59:07 PM  

2wolves: BigNumber12: The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.

Love her as best you can every day. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise.



Believe me, I've learned this. Even when she's at the worst of her toddler-moments, she's so easy to forgive completely, two minutes later, like nothing ever happened, and she's melting my heart again. Father-daughter really is an astonishing bond.
 
2013-04-04 10:07:13 PM  
Am I in before the inevitable "B-B-BUT MEN ARE THE TRUE VICTIMS HERE!!!!" posters?
 
2013-04-04 10:11:44 PM  
 Ban...  mauidistributorsinc.com

Yeah, I know. But there's part of India so crowded I could kill 9 people doing a jumping jack.
 
2013-04-04 10:22:48 PM  
You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?
 
2013-04-04 10:27:44 PM  
Nobody needs an assault axe.  Why are these implements of destruction available on the open market?
 
2013-04-04 10:33:16 PM  

Man On Pink Corner: Nobody needs an assault axe.  Why are these implements of destruction available on the open market?


Zombies.

a.tgcdn.net
 
2013-04-04 10:35:06 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?


I'm not anti-gun I'm against guns for retards
 
2013-04-04 10:36:31 PM  
"The accused seems to be mentally disturbed after his wife deserted him,"

You think maybe the cause and effect are reversed  ?

Village elders have told police that Nagesia rarely ventured out of his home and never allowed his neighbours to enter the house.

Yup. They are.
 
2013-04-04 10:37:15 PM  

2wolves: BigNumber12: The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.

Love her as best you can every day. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise.


2wolves, 2spirits
 
2013-04-04 10:38:43 PM  

vudukungfu: Ban axes


No no. That's too extreme. India needs to ban high-capacity assault axes.
 
2013-04-04 10:44:05 PM  
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete?
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's chopping up all the women's meat

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
 
2013-04-04 10:45:17 PM  
Good thing he didn't have an AR-47 or the wild pigs would have been in fear too.
 
2013-04-04 10:47:41 PM  
anyway, it's been done. Way to tryhard, tryhard.
 
2013-04-04 10:48:47 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

I think this might just be the saddest part of the article.


I can't tell if it's $435 per victim or per family.  What if victims were related?

Anyhow, I kinda like a system that immediately helps victims even before the accused is convicted and without making the victims prove they were damaged by the murder of their loved ones.
 
2013-04-04 10:54:48 PM  
I remember reading articles, going back 20 years, concerned about sex selective abortion in India and China. I seem to recall that between the two countries there would be 100 million men who would want to get married but not be able to find a woman. Could these gang rapes and axe attacks be symptoms of this, rage against the unobtainable female?
 
2013-04-04 10:55:18 PM  

hundreddollarman: namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.

I'm sure you meant "Magua," not Mogwai.

[media.lunch.com image 400x510]

"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."


Magua will fart on your dog and draw on all your pictures around your house. Magua will piss in your rose garden and make prank phone calls to the greyhair at 2:00 AM.

YouTube comment. :-)
 
2013-04-04 10:59:13 PM  

BigNumber12: 2wolves: BigNumber12: The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.

Love her as best you can every day. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise.


Believe me, I've learned this. Even when she's at the worst of her toddler-moments, she's so easy to forgive completely, two minutes later, like nothing ever happened, and she's melting my heart again. Father-daughter really is an astonishing bond.


Cuteness is a survival tactic.  When they get big enough to run away or take you, they lose it.
 
2013-04-04 11:00:23 PM  

GentDirkly: I remember reading articles, going back 20 years, concerned about sex selective abortion in India and China. I seem to recall that between the two countries there would be 100 million men who would want to get married but not be able to find a woman. Could these gang rapes and axe attacks be symptoms of this, rage against the unobtainable female?


Seems he found plenty of females.  One was even of breeding age.
 
2013-04-04 11:08:48 PM  
They need to impose more common-sense axe-control regulations.
 
2013-04-04 11:09:17 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: BigNumber12: 2wolves: BigNumber12: The girls were aged between two and nine.

Goddamnitsomuch. My daughter is two, and I can't... even begin to fathom something like this, doing anything but enjoying my time with her and protecting her from the world while I still can.

Fark.

Love her as best you can every day. Tomorrow is a hope, not a promise.


Believe me, I've learned this. Even when she's at the worst of her toddler-moments, she's so easy to forgive completely, two minutes later, like nothing ever happened, and she's melting my heart again. Father-daughter really is an astonishing bond.

Cuteness is a survival tactic.



The rational guy who made up 100% of me before fatherhood also realized that. There have definitely been "fark this parenthood business" times that she was able to turn right back around by being cute. Pure evolution, making sure that we nurture these taxing little bundles of need through their most vulnerable period.

But I'm okay with that particular biological instruction.
 
2013-04-04 11:12:02 PM  
It seems like womenses season never ends in India.
 
2013-04-04 11:22:45 PM  
Do Indians have a  2nd Amendment equivalent?  If not, perhaps you US right's hating coonts should move there.
 
2013-04-04 11:30:16 PM  

kombat_unit: Do Indians have a  2nd Amendment equivalent?  If not, perhaps you US right's hating coonts should move there.


Nah, the Democrats would get eaten alive.
 
2013-04-04 11:46:57 PM  

BroncoFan_17: You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?


Yeah. When my house catches fire I'm not gonna call some guy with a hose to put it out for me, I have my own hose.
 
2013-04-04 11:49:22 PM  
Axes with handles over 18" should not be legal, and the blades should be no longer than 6".  They should be made of copper or metals with similar softness so as to reduce their ability to chop through bone.

If you disagree with these new measures, then you are a bloodthirsty, paranoid, evil person with an IQ under 100 and a penis under <4 ".  All of your political opinions are null and void, and you are incapable of contributing anything meaningful to society.
 
2013-04-05 12:25:23 AM  

fusillade762: Yeah. When my house catches fire I'm not gonna call some guy with a hose to put it out for me, I have my own hose.


You don't keep a fire extinguisher around?  That's pretty damn irresponsible.
 
2013-04-05 12:29:05 AM  

BigNumber12: Cuteness is a survival tactic.


The rational guy who made up 100% of me before fatherhood also realized that. There have definitely been "fark this parenthood business" times that she was able to turn right back around by being cute. Pure evolution, making sure that we nurture these taxing little bundles of need through their most vulnerable period.

But I'm okay with that particular biological instruction.


So was I.  I'm just sayin', beware around puberty time.  Imps will steal your sleeping princess and replace her with one of their hellspawn.  Then, in about 7-8 years, she'll find her way home and kick the changeling out.

"When I was 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to be around him.  But when I turned 21, I was astonished by how much the old man had learned in just seven years."  Mark Twain.
 
2013-04-05 12:33:20 AM  
remember lawrence singleton?
liberals let that monster free after he raped and hacked that poor girl's arms off.
shame on you liberals.
 
2013-04-05 12:36:55 AM  

sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

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^ Stupid people actually believe this
 
2013-04-05 12:38:27 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-05 12:43:58 AM  
I guess they must have really.......


Grinded his gears.
 
2013-04-05 01:01:37 AM  

hundreddollarman: namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.

I'm sure you meant "Magua," not Mogwai.

[media.lunch.com image 400x510]

"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."


No, it's "When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will open casino."
 
2013-04-05 01:10:54 AM  

fusillade762: BroncoFan_17: You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?

Yeah. When my house catches fire I'm not gonna call some guy with a hose to put it out for me, I have my own hose.


If it's small enough for your hose to handle, then yes. That would be the prudent move. By waiting for the "guy with a hose" you risk further damage to your house and loved ones which is unnecessary if you can put it out yourself with your hose.

 Most people who own firearms, own one that is "big" enough to handle the average home invader. Obviously if there were too many they would call the guys with the bigger guns (aka hoses) to handle the problem.

 So, yes. That was a valid comparison when you looked at it.

/has put out small fires before.
 
2013-04-05 01:49:01 AM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! THEY MUST BAN ALL AXES!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN....

/s'all i got...
 
2013-04-05 02:54:20 AM  
The only thing that could have prevented this is a good guy with an axe.
 
2013-04-05 06:40:54 AM  

BroncoFan_17: You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?


If only the issue were as simple as you make it out to be.

There are many issues that arise when you have firearms at home.  A burglar can break in and steal them while you are out.  It has not been unknown for a family member to shoot another family member, or a guest, accidentally or otherwise, with a firearm that someone bought for home protection.  There have been cases--the recent tragedy in Connecticut being a notorious one--where a family member uses a firearm bought for home protection for a criminal purpose instead.

The answer to your question is yes, you would be doing your family a service by learning to protect them with a gun.  But how do you know that the gun you buy to protect your family will be used exclusively for that purpose?
 
2013-04-05 07:17:47 AM  

tirob: BroncoFan_17: You anti gun people crack me up. When someone breaks into my house, intent on hurting my family members, I'm going to respond within seconds..........with a gun.

You're going to call a guy some dispatcher who is going to send you a guy........with a gun............who's going to take several minutes to get there.

Wouldn't you be doing your family a great service by just learning to use a gun yourselves?

If only the issue were as simple as you make it out to be.

There are many issues that arise when you have firearms at home.  A burglar can break in and steal them while you are out.  It has not been unknown for a family member to shoot another family member, or a guest, accidentally or otherwise, with a firearm that someone bought for home protection.  There have been cases--the recent tragedy in Connecticut being a notorious one--where a family member uses a firearm bought for home protection for a criminal purpose instead.

The answer to your question is yes, you would be doing your family a service by learning to protect them with a gun.  But how do you know that the gun you buy to protect your family will be used exclusively for that purpose?




Statistics.
The vast majority of weapons (or axes for that matter) aren't used to commit crimes. Taking the necessary precautions further negates the danger of keeping any tool.

Of course the measures are different for every item. You don't treat fire and yard tools with the same precautions, But whoever bought the axe in question probably wasn't thinking "if I'm not careful, this will be used to kill many people!".

When someone commits an unthinkable crime, our focus should be on that person rather than their tools. Examining the weapon only explains the mechanics of how people died, not why the perpetrator decided to kill. As a result, controlling one tool only leads to deaths by different mechanics.
That isn't the outcome we're really interested in.
 
2013-04-05 07:30:36 AM  
I call BS. Everyone knows you'd only be able to kill that many people with an AR-15 Assault Rifle with a  30 round magazine.
 
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