Did he have had wood?

HASSAN CHOP!

Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

I think this might just be the saddest part of the article.

Lizzie Borden nods knowingly...

Nadie_AZ: Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

I think this might just be the saddest part of the article.

I'd think the part of the article where a crazy man killed a bunch of little girls and some women with a freakin' axe was sadder.

A saw mill advertises for a timber worker. A skinny little bloke shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head timber worker takes one look at the puny bloke and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the little guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the foreman. "Take your axe and cut it down."
The little bloke heads for the tree and in five minutes he's knocking on the foreman's door. "I cut the tree down," says the bloke.
The foreman can't believe his eyes and says,"Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Great Australian Forest," says the little fella.
"You mean the Great Australian Desert," says the foreman.
"Sure! That's what they call it now!"


-jokebuddha.com

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Princess Ryans Knickers: If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened

From TODAY: soldier arrested for shooting and killing civilian employee yesterday at FORT KNOX

http://www.kentucky.com/2013/04/04/2587104/fbi-man-charged-with-murd er -in.html#storylink=misearch

Pocket_Rocket: If ya axe me, they had it comin

what with those curried axe wounds

vudukungfu: Ban axes

Just those with high capacity handles.

skinink: Heads, he kills them with an axe; tails, he lets the women live but call up all his male friends to come rape all the women.

and then prune... the hedges... of many small villagers

vudukungfu: Ban axes

The only way to stop a bad guy with an ax is a good guy with an ax.

The world won't be safe until everyone has multiple axes.

namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.

I'm sure you meant "Magua," not Mogwai.



"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."

Igor Jakovsky: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

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I read that as Florida man eats feces

Either is true.

Dancin_In_Anson: vudukungfu: Ban axes

Just those with high capacity handles.


And pistol grips.
And bayonet lugs.
And handle shrouds.
And flash suppressors.


/Oh fark it. You wanna cut wood? Hire a beaver

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Slashies!

Igor Jakovsky: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

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I read that as Florida man eats feces

degraded man, florida man