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(Abc.net.au)   Indian man has axe to grind, takes it out on 5 girls and 4 women   (abc.net.au) divider line 153
    More: Sad, Indians, Press Trust of India, Madhya Pradesh, village elders, mental breakdown  
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2013-04-04 06:33:32 PM
Did he have had wood?
 
2013-04-04 06:56:04 PM
HASSAN CHOP!
 
2013-04-04 07:16:05 PM
Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

I think this might just be the saddest part of the article.
 
2013-04-04 08:28:34 PM
Lizzie Borden nods knowingly...
 
2013-04-04 08:33:06 PM

Nadie_AZ: Local officials have announced compensation of 25,000 rupees ($435) each for the families of the deceased, the Press Trust of India said.

I think this might just be the saddest part of the article.


I'd think the part of the article where a crazy man killed a bunch of little girls and some women with a freakin' axe was sadder.
 
2013-04-04 08:45:52 PM
Ban axes
 
2013-04-04 08:46:12 PM
That scene must have been pure Panduramium
 
2013-04-04 08:46:14 PM
Dot. Not feather. FYI...
 
2013-04-04 08:46:55 PM
So she married an axe murderer?
 
2013-04-04 08:47:10 PM
If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened
 
2013-04-04 08:47:56 PM
NO MORE THAN 10 AXES PER HARDWARE STORE!!
 
2013-04-04 08:48:19 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened


Or a good guy with an axe.
 
2013-04-04 08:48:39 PM
If ya axe me, they had it comin
 
2013-04-04 08:49:52 PM
Police are not certain of the motive but they say 35-year-old suspect Pandu Nagesia, known as Panduram, had recently split from his wife

Poor choice of words, writer.

Dude watched to much Game of Thrones.

/obviously really farked up situation.
 
2013-04-04 08:52:16 PM
So that's what, a Thursday night in India.
 
2013-04-04 08:53:03 PM
A saw mill advertises for a timber worker. A skinny little bloke shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head timber worker takes one look at the puny bloke and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the little guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the foreman. "Take your axe and cut it down."
The little bloke heads for the tree and in five minutes he's knocking on the foreman's door. "I cut the tree down," says the bloke.
The foreman can't believe his eyes and says,"Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Great Australian Forest," says the little fella.
"You mean the Great Australian Desert," says the foreman.
"Sure! That's what they call it now!"


-jokebuddha.com
 
2013-04-04 08:55:13 PM
Hoya hoya hoya hoya.  Hoya hoya hoya hoya hoya.  Marrrrrrio point.  Wuuuuuuhh
 
2013-04-04 08:55:51 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened


From TODAY: soldier arrested for shooting and killing civilian employee yesterday at FORT KNOX

http://www.kentucky.com/2013/04/04/2587104/fbi-man-charged-with-murd er -in.html#storylink=misearch
 
2013-04-04 08:56:19 PM

Pocket_Rocket: If ya axe me, they had it comin


what with those curried axe wounds
 
2013-04-04 08:56:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW4xoX4U5Ig  I'll just leave this here.

/sorry about the crappy quality
//not my fault.
///slashies?
 
2013-04-04 08:56:55 PM

Pocket_Rocket: If ya axe me, they had it cuomin


FTFY.
 
2013-04-04 08:57:29 PM

vudukungfu: Ban axes


Just those with high capacity handles.
 
2013-04-04 08:57:32 PM
I "corrected" them Sir.
i1.ytimg.com
And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.
 
2013-04-04 08:58:46 PM
If only they had banned something, this wouldn't have happened!
 
2013-04-04 09:00:23 PM
Heads, he kills them with an axe; tails, he lets the women live but call up all his male friends to come rape all the women.
 
2013-04-04 09:02:58 PM
Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.
 
2013-04-04 09:03:01 PM

skinink: Heads, he kills them with an axe; tails, he lets the women live but call up all his male friends to come rape all the women.


and then prune... the hedges... of many small villagers
 
2013-04-04 09:05:18 PM

retarded: Princess Ryans Knickers: If they'd only had guns it wouldn't have happened

Or a good guy with an axe.


You mean some sort of....cop with an axe? An 'axe cop', so to speak?
 
2013-04-04 09:07:20 PM
I know your all joking because it's so damn sad and serious when crap like this happens and you can't but hate the human race a bit more.

If you don't laugh you got to cry.
 
2013-04-04 09:07:26 PM
India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-04 09:10:09 PM

namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.


Just use Alexie's definition: Dot or Feather?

 So much easier.
 
2013-04-04 09:10:52 PM

RelaximusPrime: Dot. Not feather. FYI...


Slurpee. Not Casino. FYI...
 
2013-04-04 09:12:06 PM

sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

[i.imgur.com image 634x424]


I read that as Florida man eats feces
 
2013-04-04 09:12:34 PM

Fano: Pocket_Rocket: If ya axe me, they had it comin

what with those curried axe wounds


I was going to make an axe wound joke, but figured it would be in bad taste.

But if it's curried...
 
2013-04-04 09:12:52 PM
If I had to spend 18 hours a day, 7 days a week telling dumbasses how to turn on a Dell computer, I might snap too.
 
2013-04-04 09:13:23 PM

YouSaidWhat: RelaximusPrime: Dot. Not feather. FYI...

Slurpee. Not Casino. FYI...


7/11, not Craps. FYI...
 
2013-04-04 09:15:47 PM

vudukungfu: Ban axes


No, just limit them to one or two swings.
 
2013-04-04 09:19:53 PM

Rufus Lee King: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

English is not your first language?


a0.twimg.com

My name is Peggy.
 
2013-04-04 09:21:09 PM

vudukungfu: Ban axes


The only way to stop a bad guy with an ax is a good guy with an ax.

The world won't be safe until everyone has multiple axes.
 
2013-04-04 09:21:15 PM
INDIA, WHAT THE FARK?!
 
2013-04-04 09:21:30 PM

namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.


I'm sure you meant "Magua," not Mogwai.

media.lunch.com

"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."
 
2013-04-04 09:22:10 PM

Igor Jakovsky: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

[i.imgur.com image 634x424]

I read that as Florida man eats feces


Either is true.
 
2013-04-04 09:27:47 PM

namegoeshere: Okay, US Farkers. We need to start differentiating between Casino and Call Center, because when I read "Indian" and "axe," I'm thinking Mogwai.


upload.wikimedia.org

Why does that makes you think of these guys?

/I own at least four of their albums
//pure awesomeness, the whole lot of them
 
2013-04-04 09:27:53 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: vudukungfu: Ban axes

Just those with high capacity handles.



And pistol grips.
And bayonet lugs.
And handle shrouds.
And flash suppressors.


/Oh fark it. You wanna cut wood? Hire a beaver
 
2013-04-04 09:28:29 PM
Impossible, only guns hurt people.
 
2013-04-04 09:29:16 PM
/// /// ///

Slashies!
 
2013-04-04 09:29:17 PM

Igor Jakovsky: sheep snorter: India man versus against Florida man. Florida man eats faces. While India man supports the core GOP policy(women are slaves as per the bible).

[i.imgur.com image 634x424]

I read that as Florida man eats feces


degraded man, florida man
 
2013-04-04 09:29:18 PM
Great, now I'll have to put up with my right-wing fb friends posting this like a brazillion times with some pro-gun statement.

Thanks a lot guy from India!
 
2013-04-04 09:32:20 PM
"African-American neighborhood terrorized by ask murderer"

The Onion
 
2013-04-04 09:32:59 PM
Supporters of axe rights in India are now claiming that this story is a hoax.
 
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