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(Cracked)   6 Substances that defy the laws of physics   ( divider line
    More: Cool, chemicals, physics, gallium, laws of physics, liquid metal, room temperatures  
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11350 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Apr 2013 at 5:21 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-04 06:09:32 PM  
2 votes:

Saiga410: I need to find out how to make Hot Ice.  My son would love that.
2013-04-04 05:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
Dammit, no glorp.

It did have Sulfur Hexafluoride though... I have fond memories of being the physics aide in high school and having access to the chemical closet which had tanks of SF6 and helium. One time the physics teacher came in and asked if I had a demonstration ready, and I and the chem aide both nodded wordlessly. As soon as he left the chem aide went Whoo! like a chipmunk while I went Whoo! like James Earl Jones.
2013-04-04 05:48:08 PM  
2 votes:

id10ts: #7: My penis.
heh, penis.

It's the only penis that gets smaller when erect, right?
2013-04-04 04:28:49 PM  
2 votes:
#7: My penis.
heh, penis.
2013-04-05 01:24:45 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, some of you just must be a blast at parties.

Quantum Apostrophe must corner people individually throughout the evening, twisting whatever conversation might be going on into an anti-space screed. While Mike1969 is constantly biatching about semantics, and demanding higher quality repartee, lest people accidentally laugh at something stupid/silly.
2013-04-05 02:28:56 AM  
1 vote:
The author of TFA:
2013-04-04 09:44:56 PM  
1 vote:
Some laws of physics I missed the first go around:

Substances cannot have a melting point near 35C.
Substances cannot react with other substances.
No substance can form a gas more dense than air.
Substances  cannot form nonpolar molecules.
Substances STILL cannot react with other substances.
Substances cannot form supersaturated liquids.
Substances cannot undergo phase changes.

That physics! It sure does have a lot of laws!
2013-04-04 05:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
is future featured partner a substance?
2013-04-04 05:48:07 PM  
1 vote:
If nothing else, it was worth clicking just for the video where Kelly Ripa and Neil Patrick Harris inhale sulfur hexafluoride.
2013-04-04 05:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
Goddamn it, none of that stuff defies physics.
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