SlothB77: RIPit is going to happen sooner or later. so might as well get the ball rolling.
I Said: My jaw is on the floor at this news
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squrrelco3: I hate it when anyone dies... but I'm not going to deify them in death.He was an asshole as far as I'm concerned so...[i2.kym-cdn.com image 299x156]
douchebag/hater: 1) Meh. I don't worship at the temple of Ebert the way 80% of Farkers seem to.2) ONCE AGAIN it's proven that when a 'famous' person reports that they are sick but things look good it's a certainty that they will be dead sooner rather that later.3) Read one of the obits in the Trib - guy's name is Kogan or something like that. It was so over the top in it's praise for Ebbie that it was like he was giving Rog slobbering obiturially blow job. I don't think the guy would have written one like that for someone who actually matter.
dramboxf: The point is that the eyes rarely stay closed when you do that with a real dead body. Also, you never see them actually close the eyes; they just pass their hands over the eye "area". Try closing someone's eyes (dead or alive) with the pinky-edge of your hand. They do it that way, I'm almost certain, so as not to mess up the makeup.
RIP Lodger Egret
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 692x700]So I wonder what they are reviewing tonight?
RIP ROGER, ROGER!
R.I.P. St. Hubert
RIP Roger Ebert
downstairs: Watched him growing up./sad.
RIP ROGER RABBIT
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: So I wonder what they are reviewing tonight?
Knucklepopper: That was such a shocking bit of news; like finding out your fifth grade teacher died.But now I'm obsessed; what did Ebert say about Siskel's death in 1999? I can't find an obit him quoting anywhere.
Treygreen13: MOGGEE: ./RIP. I've known your face for as long as I can remember watching TV. "Leave of presence" my arse.[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 237x213] <-- California Pizza Kitchen Pizza[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 240x192] <-- Roger was from Chicago and would not have been tempted.[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 276x183]//Pepperoni does not exist at California Pizza KitchenUh, what?
ariseatex: [u.jimdo.com image 180x240]RIP Mr. E. Bert
Badger: RIP Bert...[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x238]
lohphat: Kaeishiwaza: [imgs.xkcd.com image 642x1500]In the end, no one makes it out alive.
bigbobowski: gunga galunga: bigbobowski: are you kidding me? he turned himself into a sideshow freak! oh I know so sad. I know he couldn't feed himself anymore, but he could have ate a bullet. why not just get a V for vendetta mask and spare us the horrorI live with my momWorst attempt I've seen in a long time. And that includes the politics tab.worst attempt at what? I can't post my opinion because it is not the same as yours? let me know if this is better: He was a great man. granted he made his fortune watching movies, and telling you should go see them or not. 50 percent of the time he may have been right (in your opinion) the other 50 he was just some a**hole. who cares that he's dead. maybe his family and they should be. he added absolutely nothing to the human condition, except whether Aliens vs. Predators should get a thumbs up or thumbs down.
bigbobowski: are you kidding me? he turned himself into a sideshow freak! oh I know so sad. I know he couldn't feed himself anymore, but he could have ate a bullet. why not just get a V for vendetta mask and spare us the horror
rickythepenguin: dramboxf: When a relative of partner of the hero is murdered, and the hero must view the body, (always still at the scene of the crime,) the hero will pass his hand over the eyes of the victim and voila! magically, the eyes will remain closed.well.....true, it is cliche, but the custom is that he physically closes his eyes.adam carolla mentioned a good one; in sports movies, whenever the stadium/arena's/boxing ring lights get turned on, you have to Foley in a MASSIVE sound of like, a hundred circuit breakers going SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHMAAAAACCCCKKKKCRUNCH!!! he's like, "how many times have you been at a game and the lights come on and you don't hear anything? NOT IN THE MOVIES! Every lightswitch that gets hit sounds like a godamn space shuttle launch!"
Zapruder: The very last lines of his review of the new Evil Dead:"I love horror films that truly shock, scare and provoke. But after 30 years of this stuff, I'm bored to death and sick to death of movies that seem to have one goal: How can we gross out the audience by torturing nearly every major character in the movie?"Nice job, Sam Raimi.
lepton68: Looking forward to reading his review of Heaven.
Gaseous Anomaly: Roger was a Farker for a time; should this be crossposted to FarkUs?
Raging Whore Moans: [www.heyreverb.com image 749x534]RIP ROGER DALTREY
...and my ability to input a carriage return apparently
RIP Roper's EPIRB
RIP Ebn Ozn
RIP Engelbert Humperdinck
moops: Thanks goodness we still have Michael Medved to review movies.[www.harrywalker.com image 255x301]/ducks
gunga galunga: No. Ebert stopped slagging on Rob Schneider after Rob sent him some flowers when he was first diagnosed with cancer with a card reading "from your least favorite actor".
RIP Mr. E. Bert
Redfire29: The last movie he reviewed was "The Host".So thanks Stephanie Meyers, you killed Roger Ebert. I hope you're proud of yourself.
DemonEater: That was quick, we just had the "Ebert cuts his workload" article about his cancer returning yesterday.
Cortez the Killer: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]RIP Eggbert
Wadded Beef: I love the thought of Gene Siskel and Ebert reuniting at this very moment and Siskel giving Ebert a hard time for liking "Carnosaur."
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