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(Daily Mail)   $4,500 in cash ✓ Marijuana ✓ Xanax ✓ Oxycodone ✓ Toddler ✓ Double Texting ✓   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 6
    More: Fail, Xanax, drug-related crime, Press-Register, oxycodone, Natalie Wood, texting, Dandre Moore  
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8522 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2013 at 7:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-04 07:14:05 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-04 09:07:15 PM  
1 votes:
Since nobody else could be be bothered:

www.american-buddha.com
2013-04-04 08:25:10 PM  
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi.  That's interesting.


I hear it's always sunny there
2013-04-04 08:16:52 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Wormbog: star_topology: Professor Wormbog: "Double texting is driving while texting people on phones held in each hand."

i am seriously struggling to imagine a scenario in which this would be necessary. i mean that's gotta be hard as shiat to begin with. and it would definitely be faster for me to text one at a time than to try to do it once in each hand while driving. dude's obviously got skills.

Further... TWO PHONES!?

well, yeah. the presence of drugs makes the whole two phones thing reasonable.


I'd say the presence of the two guys in the article makes the whole story reasonable.
2013-04-04 07:49:30 PM  
1 votes:

Bslim: Dandre is supposed to be a male?

Really?


Actual conversation I over heard today:

I be Darkwinna. I am be da man.
Darkwinna? Dat be a girl name.
Oh, No. You di'n't.
2013-04-04 07:32:20 PM  
1 votes:

OrcusFelinus: WTF is "double texting"?


I don't think it can be explained any more clearly.
 
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