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2013-04-04 08:23:43 PM  

megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

I'm actually quite impressed.  I've got a pool and a hot tub, and a pool table, Golden Tee and a Megatouch machine.  I think we can make this work.  I'll handle the booze.  I can't make gun shapes, but I have a Death Star ice cube for drinking bourbon.  Will that help?

I've been waiting for a guy to say that to me for years...


My taste is impeccable.   I also have a large mirror on the wall if you feel like making a mural.  Your talents should be fostered.
 
2013-04-04 08:24:04 PM  

gambitsgirl: The nights were worse. So she needed to back the hell off and fill the scripts and learn some decorum.

Then I called corporate.


And yeah, there are pharmacists like that........unfortunately.

/they deserve the wrath for not just calling the doc to confirm and then filling the script and butting the fark out.
 
2013-04-04 08:25:10 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi.  That's interesting.


I hear it's always sunny there
 
2013-04-04 08:25:39 PM  

basemetal: gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.

I can't imagine a pharmacist filling that, much less not making a call to the doctor to confirm such a script.  The red flag is so big on such a script I could see it from here.


One time one of the ALS clinic doctors tried to write for a 6 month scrip for him. The pharmacist said the doc can write whatever he wants but pharmacist can veto. (There's actually a 3 month fill limit). Someone needs checking out or dude has a wicked habit
 
2013-04-04 08:27:46 PM  

CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

I'm actually quite impressed.  I've got a pool and a hot tub, and a pool table, Golden Tee and a Megatouch machine.  I think we can make this work.  I'll handle the booze.  I can't make gun shapes, but I have a Death Star ice cube for drinking bourbon.  Will that help?

I've been waiting for a guy to say that to me for years...

My taste is impeccable.   I also have a large mirror on the wall if you feel like making a mural.  Your talents should be fostered.


You are just fantastic. I'm going to make an interpretive mural based on the essays of Phillip K. Dick.

And now I'm inspired.
 
2013-04-04 08:28:20 PM  

basemetal: gambitsgirl: The nights were worse. So she needed to back the hell off and fill the scripts and learn some decorum.

Then I called corporate.

And yeah, there are pharmacists like that........unfortunately.

/they deserve the wrath for not just calling the doc to confirm and then filling the script and butting the fark out.


She could have even just asked nicer or privately. I mean I understand its basically a double scrip. But the haughty attitude chafed my latex glove covered sensitivities lol
 
2013-04-04 08:29:28 PM  
I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.
 
2013-04-04 08:32:07 PM  

megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

I'm actually quite impressed.  I've got a pool and a hot tub, and a pool table, Golden Tee and a Megatouch machine.  I think we can make this work.  I'll handle the booze.  I can't make gun shapes, but I have a Death Star ice cube for drinking bourbon.  Will that help?

I've been waiting for a guy to say that to me for years...

My taste is impeccable.   I also have a large mirror on the wall if you feel like making a mural.  Your talents should be fostered.

You are just fantastic. I'm going to make an interpretive mural based on the essays of Phillip K. Dick.

And now I'm inspired.


While simultaneously recreating an episode of Californication.   Call it performance art.
 
2013-04-04 08:32:47 PM  

gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.


It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!
 
2013-04-04 08:34:43 PM  

gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.


Yeah. Whoever wrote and or filled that prescription is totally not dirty. Dr. Feelgood is probably going to get a nasty 6:AM wake up call from the local SWAT team in the near future.
 
2013-04-04 08:35:06 PM  

megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!


Art is love. Love is art. Science is both.
 
2013-04-04 08:35:54 PM  

megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!


There may be some lust however, don't leave that out.  I mean, blow is only snorted off an ass, right?

FOR ART
 
2013-04-04 08:36:18 PM  
And double texting is bad.

Nite yall
 
2013-04-04 08:44:09 PM  

gambitsgirl: And double texting is bad.

Nite yall


nite nite, kiddo
 
2013-04-04 08:59:41 PM  

megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?


Sorry to butt in, but I like the cut of your jib.
You are almost as good looking as me.  We would have great looking kids.
 
2013-04-04 09:07:15 PM  
Since nobody else could be be bothered:

www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-04-04 09:09:05 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

Sorry to butt in, but I like the cut of your jib.
You are almost as good looking as me.  We would have great looking kids.


Great looking kids are seriously lucrative.

Consider me an investor?
 
2013-04-04 09:09:49 PM  
The Flexecutioner : Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi. That's interesting.

Come on, man. The town is frigging famous. The local KKK murdered three civil rights workers down there in the 60's and they made about five movies about it. "Mississippi Burning"? "Murder in Mississippi"?
 
2013-04-04 09:14:58 PM  

CruJones: megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!

There may be some lust however, don't leave that out.  I mean, blow is only snorted off an ass, right?

FOR ART


Well, if the ass is sweaty the water soluble blow gets all disolved and (depending on if it's cut with bullshiat) doughy. No one wants that. And...with sweat...EVERYONE knows salt + blow = crack. Kind of.

So, as with everything, it depends on the ass.

(And I started using Exato knives to make the blow-art more intricate....much like Ukrainian Easter eggs.)
 
2013-04-04 09:17:04 PM  
A feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-04-04 09:17:06 PM  
with a child in the back seat.

That must have been kid number five.


 www.imfdb.org
 
2013-04-04 09:17:21 PM  

megarian: CruJones: megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!

There may be some lust however, don't leave that out.  I mean, blow is only snorted off an ass, right?

FOR ART

Well, if the ass is sweaty the water soluble blow gets all disolved and (depending on if it's cut with bullshiat) doughy. No one wants that. And...with sweat...EVERYONE knows salt + blow = crack. Kind of.

So, as with everything, it depends on the ass.

(And I started using Exato knives to make the blow-art more intricate....much like Ukrainian Easter eggs.)


Fine, between the boobs it is then.
 
2013-04-04 09:18:07 PM  

CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!

There may be some lust however, don't leave that out.  I mean, blow is only snorted off an ass, right?

FOR ART

Well, if the ass is sweaty the water soluble blow gets all disolved and (depending on if it's cut with bullshiat) doughy. No one wants that. And...with sweat...EVERYONE knows salt + blow = crack. Kind of.

So, as with everything, it depends on the ass.

(And I started using Exato knives to make the blow-art more intricate....much like Ukrainian Easter eggs.)

Fine, between the boobs it is then.


EVERYONE WINS!
 
2013-04-04 09:19:58 PM  

megarian: JohnnyRebel88: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

Sorry to butt in, but I like the cut of your jib.
You are almost as good looking as me.  We would have great looking kids.

Great looking kids are seriously lucrative.

Consider me an investor?


Of course.  Dark hair and blue eyes, just like me.  I am engulfed by the clarity of your eyes.  You can tell a lot about a person from just looking into them.  They have a certain sadness to them, but that could also be from the contrast of your hair color.  I must tell you though, I don't eat meat.  Why people find this offensive, I have no idea.  Can you tell me why that is?  Did you make that gun all by yourself?
 
2013-04-04 09:23:59 PM  

megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: megarian: gambitsgirl: I was worried about thread jacking but there seems to be a love match in here so there's that.

It' not love, it's art. ART! FOR SCIENCE!

There may be some lust however, don't leave that out.  I mean, blow is only snorted off an ass, right?

FOR ART

Well, if the ass is sweaty the water soluble blow gets all disolved and (depending on if it's cut with bullshiat) doughy. No one wants that. And...with sweat...EVERYONE knows salt + blow = crack. Kind of.

So, as with everything, it depends on the ass.

(And I started using Exato knives to make the blow-art more intricate....much like Ukrainian Easter eggs.)

Fine, between the boobs it is then.

EVERYONE WINS!


I art you.
 
2013-04-04 09:26:32 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: megarian: JohnnyRebel88: megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

Sorry to butt in, but I like the cut of your jib.
You are almost as good looking as me.  We would have great looking kids.

Great looking kids are seriously lucrative.

Consider me an investor?

Of course.  Dark hair and blue eyes, just like me.  I am engulfed by the clarity of your eyes.  You can tell a lot about a person from just looking into them.  They have a certain sadness to them, but that could also be from the contrast of your hair color.  I must tell you though, I don't eat meat.  Why people find this offensive, I have no idea.  Can you tell me why that is?  Did you make that gun all by yourself?


The gun; yes, all by myself! Like a big kid!

The meat; don't care. People find it off-putting because humans were simply designed as omnivores and some folks get uppity because fark you, that's why. But seriously...who the hell cares and why?

Otherwise (and in reference to the un-mentioned):
BIE, plz?! EIP!

Wait...I did that wrong...
 
2013-04-04 09:58:48 PM  
I have serious doubts that anyone here has ever stepped foot in Neshoba County.

One word of adv-DON'T.

/Meridian
 
2013-04-04 09:59:02 PM  

gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.


Yeah, I got the same reaction when I tried to have my morphine XR filled a day early for my vascular EDS. Nevermind I was going out of town. Oh well.
 
2013-04-04 10:10:09 PM  

megarian: BIE


Dyslexic as well.  That is actually the correct way, everyone else is wrong.  I didn't get an email.
 
2013-04-04 10:10:39 PM  

eatin' fetus: I have serious doubts that anyone here has ever stepped foot in Neshoba County.

One word of adv-DON'T.

/Meridian


Erroneous.  The Neshoba County Fair is an annual feast of awesome.   Plus I've gambled in the casino there, and the Dancing Rabbit is actually a pretty good golf course.

/went to Ole Miss
 
2013-04-04 10:11:18 PM  
Wait... I did that wong.
 
2013-04-04 10:33:26 PM  
Oxycodone is just truly one of the most insidious drugs of abuse right now and is the direct reason why heroin is making a comeback in a BIG way.

Middle-class drug abusers get started on the pills and quickly develop huge habits, then eventually make the switch to dope after they can't support their Oxy addiction. The true "gateway" drugs are legal, prescription painkillers and benzos.
 
2013-04-04 10:48:23 PM  

PiffMan420: Oxycodone is just truly one of the most insidious drugs of abuse right now and is the direct reason why heroin is making a comeback in a BIG way.

Middle-class drug abusers get started on the pills and quickly develop huge habits, then eventually make the switch to dope after they can't support their Oxy addiction. The true "gateway" drugs are legal, prescription painkillers and benzos.


And those who require said painkillers for debilitating disorders are usually the ones who wind up suffering because of people who abuse those meds.
 
2013-04-04 10:55:28 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Wait... I did that wong.


I tehehe'd.
 
2013-04-04 10:57:22 PM  

Rufus Lee King: The Flexecutioner: Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi.  That's interesting.

Oh, yeah. My father brought me along on a business trip there in the early sixties (something to do with Texaco).

I understand Philadelphia had some trouble with an earthen dam some time before.


 Chaney, Goodman, and Schwerner see what you did there...
 
2013-04-04 11:21:18 PM  
Double texting is my funny thing I learned today. It's funny that someone (anyone) would do it, it's funny that so many people do it that it has a name, and it's funny that the guy in TFA said he's been doing it since he was 15. And his pic is funny. And then there's the rest
 
2013-04-04 11:25:11 PM  

varmitydog: The Flexecutioner : Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi. That's interesting.

Come on, man. The town is frigging famous. The local KKK murdered three civil rights workers down there in the 60's and they made about five movies about it. "Mississippi Burning"? "Murder in Mississippi"?


Yeah, i guess i didnt know it was that town.  And i saw Mississippi Burning, but that was a long time ago.
 
2013-04-05 12:48:38 AM  

swankywanky: [i.imgur.com image 850x531]


Game. Set. Match.
 
2013-04-05 12:49:41 AM  

leadmetal: Since nobody else could be be bothered:

[www.american-buddha.com image 850x478]


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-05 02:18:20 AM  
Surprised no one has mentioned that you can easily see enough of the Dr's. name to know who he is.
 
2013-04-05 02:32:18 AM  

megarian: JohnnyRebel88: Wait... I did that wong.

I tehehe'd.


I just looked at your profile.  I bought Dylan tickets 2 days ago.  I also see that you might be a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, though to what degree, I don't know.  The Deftones just played here as well.  I will give you an 8/10 thus far.  That is pretty much a perfect score in my book without speaking to you.  Good Job.

I have a Philosophy that it would irrational to say someone is a 10 without meeting everyone in the world, as there can only be one 10.
 
2013-04-05 03:57:04 AM  
The script was probably for 120 oxy and the guy changed the 1 to a 7. Yes, the pharmacy should have called the doctor to double-check it.
 
2013-04-05 04:54:44 AM  

Bslim: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

That'd be me.


Speedballs. ;)

I've got Adderall and Fentanyl. I'll join you in spirit.
 
2013-04-05 10:21:27 AM  
720 Oxycontin?  And you drove around with it?  Shame on you.
 
2013-04-05 07:09:59 PM  

NeoBad: 720 Oxycontin?  And you drove around with it?  Shame on you.


At $1/mg that is $10,800. They were out selling them probably.
 
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