Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

WTF is "double texting"?

What farkin' morons!  No wonder we can't have nice things!

Professor Wormbog: "Double texting is driving while texting people on phones held in each hand."

i am seriously struggling to imagine a scenario in which this would be necessary. i mean that's gotta be hard as shiat to begin with. and it would definitely be faster for me to text one at a time than to try to do it once in each hand while driving. dude's obviously got skills.

Further... TWO PHONES!?

I didn't even know "double texting" was a thing.

I'm a pretty good juggler but I got nothin' on this guy.

If you can't drive/steer with your knees...... You suck at driving.

/So since I don't click dailyfail links...... Did they mention that police officers(in some regions) don't have to comply with anti-cellphone use laws?

//Rush Limbaugh pilots his plane with all that stuff...... It must be true because no sky cop has ever pulled him over for it. Even if he has a pilot with him, whats to stop him from drugging the pilot with fart gas and taking over?

gambitsgirl: .... who had ALS ...

i'm sorry. that is a terrible disease.

Professor Wormbog: well, yeah. the presence of drugs

Professor Wormbog: "Double texting is driving while texting people on phones held in each hand."

i am seriously struggling to imagine a scenario in which this would be necessary. i

Obviously it would be required if you were a drug dealer.

Double fisting pills also.

gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.

It's people like that who ruin it for people like your husband with real issues.

He had a script for the Oxy and will assume he had one for the Xanax as well.  If anyone is in trouble, it would be the Doctor that wrote out a script for 720 Oxy's.

If they were white, the headline would read, "Person pulled over for "double texting" and possession of Marijuana.  I'm not a lawyer, but is it legal to let the public know what scripts you are on?  I don't think so...

Any decent lawyer will easily beat this case from the information given by the paper.  Black people are not allowed to have $4500 and a script.

Probably guilty, but police are assholes.

I really need to go see the doctor that wrote a script for 720 oxys. People with gunshots wounds don't even get 1/10 that many.

JohnnyRebel88: He had a script for the Oxy and will assume he had one for the Xanax as well.  If anyone is in trouble, it would be the Doctor that wrote out a script for 720 Oxy's.

If they were white, the headline would read, "Person pulled over for "double texting" and possession of Marijuana.  I'm not a lawyer, but is it legal to let the public know what scripts you are on?  I don't think so...

Any decent lawyer will easily beat this case from the information given by the paper.  Black people are not allowed to have $4500 and a script.

Probably guilty, but police are assholes.

It took seventeen posts for someone to bring up the "racism" angle? Slipping badly around here.

OrcusFelinus: WTF is "double texting"?

I don't think it can be explained any more clearly.

Professor Wormbog: "Double texting is driving while texting people on phones held in each hand."

i am seriously struggling to imagine a scenario in which this would be necessary. i mean that's gotta be hard as shiat to begin with. and it would definitely be faster for me to text one at a time than to try to do it once in each hand while driving. dude's obviously got skills.


Or it may just explain textspeak.

Dandre and Dartavious
hmmmmmmmmm
hmmm
Gregory does not approve.

Dandre is supposed to be a male?

Really?

gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.

And you, madame, are a goddess.

You started out in the right direction

Bslim: Dandre is supposed to be a male?

Really?

Actual conversation I over heard today:

I be Darkwinna. I am be da man.
Darkwinna? Dat be a girl name.
Oh, No. You di'n't.

Rufus Lee King: JohnnyRebel88: He had a script for the Oxy and will assume he had one for the Xanax as well.  If anyone is in trouble, it would be the Doctor that wrote out a script for 720 Oxy's.

If they were white, the headline would read, "Person pulled over for "double texting" and possession of Marijuana.  I'm not a lawyer, but is it legal to let the public know what scripts you are on?  I don't think so...

Any decent lawyer will easily beat this case from the information given by the paper.  Black people are not allowed to have $4500 and a script.

Probably guilty, but police are assholes.

It took seventeen posts for someone to bring up the "racism" angle? Slipping badly around here.

People look at others and assume they are guilty.  I'm white and am about to go on disability because of a surgery I need, so when I was at the Hospital yesterday, I saw a sign that said "Volunteer Office".  I thought what the hell and walked in there to see if they were in need of any help in the mental health field...

Anyway, these older retired people looked at me like I was a scumbag, and could tell they were thinking that because of what they had said to me about needing great references etc..  I have longer, skater-like hair and was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, but I guess the didn't notice the $300 jacket I had on.  I never underestimate the person in front of me, I learned this years ago, and wish they would have done the same.  It is their lose by far.

As to the article, if a Doctor is giving out 720 Oxy's, no matter what mg, that is far too many even if it was for 3 mths. The Dr. either got this poor kid addicted on the crap or is in on the scam. I would like to lead the investigation on this.  Remember that drug companies and doctors are the best drug dealers.

By the way, I would have been the 4th post, but my dog was bothering me.  Maybe I should dreadlock my hair and see if I can get a job, then I will pull out my references and see what they have to say then...  People are assholes.

The Goddamn Batman: gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.

It's people like that who ruin it for people like your husband with real issues.

If they can get 720 pills, any person will have no problem getting what they need if they go to the proper pharmacy and know the situation.  "Mom and Pop" places are the best one's to go to for both ends of the spectrum.  Screw CVS etc..

vudukungfu: Bslim: Dandre is supposed to be a male?

Really?

Actual conversation I over heard today:

I be Darkwinna. I am be da man.
Darkwinna? Dat be a girl name.
Oh, No. You di'n't.

I actually believe this.

Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi.  That's interesting.

megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

I'm just glad I have the number to the shady pharmacy.

shiat, this guy might skate on the oxy charge, seems like he obtained them legally.

CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

That'd be me.

How the fark does anyone get a script for that many pills?

gambitsgirl: The Goddamn Batman: gambitsgirl: 720 pills?!?!?!?! In one prescription? And someone filled it? CVS relief pharmacist read me the riot act when I was filling Xanax and Valium together... for my husband.... who had ALS so I had a good reason.

It's people like that who ruin it for people like your husband with real issues.

Thank God I was a regular customer (weekly if not daily) so when the script wasnt ready and the fill-in pharmacist looked at me in front of the line of 5 behind me and said "it's not done but I guarantee you there is NO POSSIBLE reason for you to need both scripts at the same time as nothing in life is that bad so I'll be contacting the authorities at once" the pharmacy techs took a step back. The only the ruined that day was her brain when my crap-covered and exausted self went FULL DETAIL as to why my husband needed both with actual anatomical features and southern profanity.

I think Gary shat himself at the description of the shape I left her in ;-)

But yes. These people do ruin it for those who really need it.


I would like to hear this in greater detail... what exactly did you say? :)

megarian: CruJones: megarian: CruJones: Lucky for me I don't have a toddler.  Or Oxy.

You sound fun.

I'll bring the oxy?

Sounds reasonable.  Who's getting the blow?

Click my profile. Me, obviously...I can make pictures of guns out of it.

Kidding. Kidding?
That's not blow. That's not blow?

I'm actually quite impressed.  I've got a pool and a hot tub, and a pool table, Golden Tee and a Megatouch machine.  I think we can make this work.  I'll handle the booze.  I can't make gun shapes, but I have a Death Star ice cube for drinking bourbon.  Will that help?

vudukungfu: Bslim: Dandre is supposed to be a male?

Really?

Actual conversation I over heard today:

I be Darkwinna. I am be da man.
Darkwinna? Dat be a girl name.
Oh, No. You di'n't.


Reminds me of things I've overheard on the T-Third. Can be... enlightening.

Professor Wormbog: star_topology: Professor Wormbog: "Double texting is driving while texting people on phones held in each hand."

i am seriously struggling to imagine a scenario in which this would be necessary. i mean that's gotta be hard as shiat to begin with. and it would definitely be faster for me to text one at a time than to try to do it once in each hand while driving. dude's obviously got skills.

Further... TWO PHONES!?

well, yeah. the presence of drugs makes the whole two phones thing reasonable.

I'd say the presence of the two guys in the article makes the whole story reasonable.

The Flexecutioner: Huh, there's a town called Philadelphia, Mississippi.  That's interesting.

Oh, yeah. My father brought me along on a business trip there in the early sixties (something to do with Texaco).

I understand Philadelphia had some trouble with an earthen dam some time before.