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(Entertainment Weekly)   Norway forced to cancel class testing due to: A) Teacher's strike; B) Controversy surrounding the content of the exams; or C) Justin Bieber is playing a concert   (music-mix.ew.com) divider line 33
    More: Fail, Justin Bieber, Norway, education minister, midterm elections  
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2013-04-04 05:53:25 PM
They made a beleiber out of someone today.
 
2013-04-04 05:54:19 PM
I assume class was canceled so the children could be evacuated to a safe distance.
 
2013-04-04 05:56:11 PM
Q. Why doesn't Justin Bieber buy sporting goods at Sports Authority?
A. because he likes Dicks

-it came from the third grade
 
2013-04-04 05:58:06 PM
Back, BACK, over the falls!
 
2013-04-04 05:58:09 PM
What the hell, Norway?  You used to be cool.
 
2013-04-04 06:00:45 PM

genner: I assume class was canceled so the children could be evacuated to a safe distance.


dammit... *shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-04-04 06:01:41 PM

Texas Method: Back, BACK, over the falls!


Not obscure on fark :p

/sweet ride!
 
2013-04-04 06:02:35 PM
Terrible coworkers:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-04 06:07:09 PM

JungleBoogie: Terrible coworkers:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Where is the "K?"
 
2013-04-04 06:08:54 PM
*scans headline*

*closes eyes tightly*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-04 06:12:05 PM
Last time he was here it was an absolute madhouse downtown.

Took me an hour and a half to buy a hunk of meat from the butcher for dinner.
 
2013-04-04 06:22:09 PM
Saw this yesterday, but the story stated that the exams had been postponed, not canceled.

/Don't know who to believe
//Don't care
 
2013-04-04 06:23:00 PM
At least it wasn't Varg this time
 
2013-04-04 06:24:33 PM
Shouldn't this make testing easier?

Just make the exams one question:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "None whatsoever" and 10 being "Oh my god, hold me back! Yaaaay", how do you rate your interest in Bieber?"

The higher the student's number, the lower their grade.
 
2013-04-04 06:47:54 PM

ModernPrimitive01: At least it wasn't Varg this time


I think he only plays churches now.
 
2013-04-04 06:49:29 PM
Well there are 2 ways to handle it I guess... The right way, and the NOr-way.
 
2013-04-04 06:54:09 PM
Could be worse. The entirety of Kathmandu (~ 1 million people) shut down when Bryan Adams came to town.

Let that sink in. Bryan Adams.

Cuts like a kukuri...
 
2013-04-04 07:02:00 PM
cool shirt
 
2013-04-04 07:02:15 PM
If only they had moved that fast when Anders Breivik came to town.


/too soon?
//aisle seat please
 
2013-04-04 07:09:47 PM
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Forget Norway.
 
2013-04-04 07:55:55 PM
I haven't seen this much excitement since Nick Rivers came to my small town in Germany.

/Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
 
2013-04-04 08:06:50 PM
Remember everything is 50X more expensive in Norway... so they have to acquiese to the kids who paid 100,000 NKr for each Bieber ticket
 
2013-04-04 08:36:25 PM
Why don't they just fail everyone who doesn't show up?  That's what would happen in the real world.
 
2013-04-04 08:43:36 PM

JungleBoogie: Terrible coworkers:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


I cracked up. Good one.
 
2013-04-04 08:44:52 PM
Was it a benefit concert like this one by the Africans  ?    They say it is really cold up there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k
 
2013-04-04 08:54:07 PM

DanQuayle: Was it a benefit concert like this one by the Africans  ?    They say it is really cold up there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k


I showed that to my Mother and Grandmother (both straight outta Norway) and Mom was laughing. Grandma was yelling something about stupid people shovel sidewalks, Norwegians don't.

/I lol'd
 
2013-04-05 12:26:48 AM
Forced?
 
2013-04-05 12:32:20 AM
This should be the test:

Have the exam at the same time as the concert. Nuke the concert. If you're alive to come to class the next day: they hand you a diploma and admit you to college. Congrats! You passed!
 
2013-04-05 12:41:20 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: DanQuayle: Was it a benefit concert like this one by the Africans  ?    They say it is really cold up there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLqyuxm96k

I showed that to my Mother and Grandmother (both straight outta Norway) and Mom was laughing. Grandma was yelling something about stupid people shovel sidewalks, Norwegians don't.

/I lol'd


Dude, no offense, but I hate your grandma.

/stupid Norwegians not shoveling their stupid sidewalks
//damn near kill myself walking /sliding to work every morning!
 
2013-04-05 03:29:56 AM

BlackDebbie: Why don't they just fail everyone who doesn't show up?  That's what would happen in the real world.


What? You're dead farking wrong.
"In the real world" you'd say "I'm sorry, there's a scheduling conflict. Is it okay if we move the meeting to next wednesday instead?"

The pupils applied to have the midterms moved, the administration saw ono good reason not to move the midterms: Midterms moved. Tadaa.

Why be an asshole when you don't have to?
 
2013-04-05 06:07:44 AM
To be fair, the reaction from us Norwegians was also "Wait, what? Why?" and we laugh about it.

But yeah, the last time he was here the hordes pretty much destroyed downtown Oslo. Including standing on cars to try to get a look at their idol.
 
2013-04-05 09:01:49 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: If only they had moved that fast when Anders Breivik came to town.


/too soon?
//aisle seat please


Bits of wisdom like this is why you are on my favorites list
 
2013-04-08 10:20:55 AM
does asshole get filtered?
 
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