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(IndyStar)   You can tell Spring has arrived in Indiana because the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and the locals keep getting arrested for wearing little to no-clothing. "So what if they saw my (breasts)?"   (indystar.com) divider line 64
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2013-04-04 07:45:51 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.


word up
 
2013-04-04 09:12:43 PM
You know this guy had it tough in school when they did roll call. "Beavers Dick, is there a Beavers Dick in the class room?"
 
2013-04-04 09:45:06 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.


FTA: On the Southside, meanwhile, a topless woman caused a commotion around suppertime when she sat in the middle of Linden Street - the 3300 block, to be precise - yelling to passers-by. Upon investigating, police suspected the woman to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, according to an IMPD report.

The rest of her story.

FTA: On the Northside, a female motorist was horrified when a man approached her parked car near 38th and Meridian streets, exposed himself and then tried to open her locked driver's side door, according to another IMPD report. Then the man remained beside the car fondling himself, the report states.

Yeah, completely innocent. Its completely unreasonable for the female motorist to be concerned about a naked guy who tries to get in her car and fondles himself, its just a body.
 
2013-04-04 10:35:06 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.


Nudity could be common in tropical climes where the air temperature hovers around body temperature. But northern climes? No matter how densely forested the nethers, it's not going to do much for the rest of the body.

Also, seeing boobs and butts all day would probably make it harder to concentrate on business and technical matters.
 
2013-04-05 12:54:52 AM

Fark In The Duck: What a topless girl in Indiana might look like.  It's SFW but I'm terrified of getting banned.

LINK


My sister-in-law is from Indiana and I'd love...

Nevermind.
 
2013-04-05 03:49:22 AM

LargeCanine: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

FTA: On the Southside, meanwhile, a topless woman caused a commotion around suppertime when she sat in the middle of Linden Street - the 3300 block, to be precise - yelling to passers-by. Upon investigating, police suspected the woman to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, according to an IMPD report.

The rest of her story.

FTA: On the Northside, a female motorist was horrified when a man approached her parked car near 38th and Meridian streets, exposed himself and then tried to open her locked driver's side door, according to another IMPD report. Then the man remained beside the car fondling himself, the report states.

Yeah, completely innocent. Its completely unreasonable for the female motorist to be concerned about a naked guy who tries to get in her car and fondles himself, its just a body.


So in the first case the problem is the yelling and intoxication, not the toplessness.  And in the second it's trying to break in the car and fondling himself.  In both cases the nudity is secondary, proving the original poster's point.

  OG.
 
2013-04-05 07:21:03 AM

LargeCanine: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

FTA: On the Southside, meanwhile, a topless woman caused a commotion around suppertime when she sat in the middle of Linden Street - the 3300 block, to be precise - yelling to passers-by. Upon investigating, police suspected the woman to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, according to an IMPD report.

The rest of her story.

FTA: On the Northside, a female motorist was horrified when a man approached her parked car near 38th and Meridian streets, exposed himself and then tried to open her locked driver's side door, according to another IMPD report. Then the man remained beside the car fondling himself, the report states.

Yeah, completely innocent. Its completely unreasonable for the female motorist to be concerned about a naked guy who tries to get in her car and fondles himself, its just a body.


I didn't say that carjacking should be allowed.  The main point of the article was nudity...that's what I was addressing.

I hope that you are being purposely dense.
 
2013-04-05 07:22:15 AM

JungleBoogie: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

Nudity could be common in tropical climes where the air temperature hovers around body temperature. But northern climes? No matter how densely forested the nethers, it's not going to do much for the rest of the body.


I never advocated for nudity when the weather didn't permit.

Also, seeing boobs and butts all day would probably make it harder to concentrate on business and technical matters.

Actually, you get used to it extremely quickly.
 
2013-04-05 08:50:24 AM

Silly Jesus: LargeCanine: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

FTA: On the Southside, meanwhile, a topless woman caused a commotion around suppertime when she sat in the middle of Linden Street - the 3300 block, to be precise - yelling to passers-by. Upon investigating, police suspected the woman to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, according to an IMPD report.

The rest of her story.

FTA: On the Northside, a female motorist was horrified when a man approached her parked car near 38th and Meridian streets, exposed himself and then tried to open her locked driver's side door, according to another IMPD report. Then the man remained beside the car fondling himself, the report states.

Yeah, completely innocent. Its completely unreasonable for the female motorist to be concerned about a naked guy who tries to get in her car and fondles himself, its just a body.

I didn't say that carjacking should be allowed.  The main point of the article was nudity...that's what I was addressing.

I hope that you are being purposely dense.


Nah. You probably didn't read the article and spouted off about your personal hangup. Now you are trying to deflect.
 
2013-04-05 09:37:40 AM

LargeCanine: Silly Jesus: LargeCanine: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

FTA: On the Southside, meanwhile, a topless woman caused a commotion around suppertime when she sat in the middle of Linden Street - the 3300 block, to be precise - yelling to passers-by. Upon investigating, police suspected the woman to be under the influence of alcohol and narcotics, according to an IMPD report.

The rest of her story.

FTA: On the Northside, a female motorist was horrified when a man approached her parked car near 38th and Meridian streets, exposed himself and then tried to open her locked driver's side door, according to another IMPD report. Then the man remained beside the car fondling himself, the report states.

Yeah, completely innocent. Its completely unreasonable for the female motorist to be concerned about a naked guy who tries to get in her car and fondles himself, its just a body.

I didn't say that carjacking should be allowed.  The main point of the article was nudity...that's what I was addressing.

I hope that you are being purposely dense.

Nah. You probably didn't read the article and spouted off about your personal hangup. Now you are trying to deflect.


Potato says what?
 
2013-04-05 09:46:00 AM
I don't know what caused this rash of incidents, but it wasn't Spring. 28 degrees this morning with a forecast high of 55. We haven't reached 60 degrees yet -- it aint spring!
 
2013-04-05 10:36:30 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Fark In The Duck: What a topless girl in Indiana might look like.  It's SFW but I'm terrified of getting banned.

LINK

My sister-in-law is from Indiana and I'd love...

Nevermind.


Hey, my wife's from Indiana.  Are you my brother-in-law?
 
2013-04-05 12:37:48 PM

Fark In The Duck: CigaretteSmokingMan: Fark In The Duck: What a topless girl in Indiana might look like.  It's SFW but I'm terrified of getting banned.

LINK

My sister-in-law is from Indiana and I'd love...

Nevermind.

Hey, my wife's from Indiana.  Are you my brother-in-law?


My wife's from Indiana.  SIL is pretty good lookin'.

/They and their brother moved out of Indiana as soon as they could, too.
 
2013-04-05 01:19:14 PM
Indiana Nudity

two words which should never be seen together
 
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