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(IndyStar)   You can tell Spring has arrived in Indiana because the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and the locals keep getting arrested for wearing little to no-clothing. "So what if they saw my (breasts)?"   (indystar.com) divider line 64
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2013-04-04 05:27:07 PM
Nothing to see here, move along...
 
2013-04-04 05:28:05 PM
The woman called police, and IMPD officers arrested Richard Beavers, 34,


Really, Dick Beavers?

/snickering like a school girl
 
2013-04-04 05:28:06 PM
I will need to see documentary evidence before I can determine if it is in fact a 'big deal'.
 
2013-04-04 05:28:09 PM
I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.
 
2013-04-04 05:28:23 PM
Dick Beavers exposing himself again?
 
2013-04-04 05:30:58 PM
There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.
 
2013-04-04 05:31:59 PM
Goddamn Illinois nazis......ow, wait, Indiana......Indiana nazis..........let there be boobs.
 
2013-04-04 05:32:02 PM
Boring-assed Indy
 
2013-04-04 05:32:19 PM

Tangenital: Dick Beavers exposing himself again?


I really want to do a GIS for Dick Beavers, but man, I'm really afraid what's going to show up.
 
2013-04-04 05:33:34 PM

max_pooper: There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.


Are you 8?
 
2013-04-04 05:33:46 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

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if this was 52% of your population would you want them nude?
 
2013-04-04 05:35:24 PM

Thisbymaster: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.
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if this was 52% of your population would you want them nude?


It wouldn't negatively impact me in any way because I'm not a middle school child who giggles at such things and thinks that cooties are icky.

I've seen such people on nude beaches and it's like I said, just a body.
 
2013-04-04 05:35:34 PM

Silly Jesus: max_pooper: There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.

Are you 8?


Are you fat? Most people don't want to see fat asses walking around in hot pants and tube tops.
 
2013-04-04 05:36:08 PM
Nothing like moonlight on the Wabash.
 
2013-04-04 05:37:29 PM

max_pooper: Silly Jesus: max_pooper: There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.

Are you 8?

Are you fat? Most people don't want to see fat asses walking around in hot pants and tube tops.


I see that you are.
 
2013-04-04 05:38:42 PM
What a topless girl in Indiana might look like.  It's SFW but I'm terrified of getting banned.

LINK
 
2013-04-04 05:39:18 PM
Indiana?

images.cosplay.com
Hoosier daddy?
 
2013-04-04 05:39:45 PM
Upon reading the article, I ask, why is it that it's always dudes or ugly chicks that get naked, and never the hot, college-aged girls?
 
2013-04-04 05:40:21 PM

max_pooper: Silly Jesus: max_pooper: There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.

Are you 8?

Are you fat? Most people don't want to see fat asses walking around in hot pants and tube tops.


Frankly I find that more disturbing than nudity.
 
2013-04-04 05:40:57 PM
Dudes in thongs. I'm thinking:
d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-04 05:43:23 PM

max_pooper: Silly Jesus: max_pooper: There should be a law specifying the number of square inches of skin that may be exposed. For some it will be complete nudity, for others only their face and chins will be exposed.

Are you 8?

Are you fat? Most people don't want to see fat asses walking around in hot pants and tube tops.


There should be a form of licensure for it that includes a visual test and a written exam about proper eating habits and acceptable standards of looking good while naked.
 
2013-04-04 05:43:27 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.


You wouldn't say that if you spent time in Indiana.  Most of the chicks there barely meet the legal definition of "female".

/And they say Wisconsin is the bovine capitol.
 
2013-04-04 05:43:39 PM
How exactly does one speak in parentheses? Did they mean to use brackets because she actually said "tits?"
 
2013-04-04 05:48:17 PM
a man emerged from a dressing room exposing himself. The man had tried on a pair of women's thong panties, a police report indicates, which failed to provide sufficient cover.

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2013-04-04 05:51:34 PM
Indiana nudity.
This thread is useful without pics.
 
2013-04-04 05:55:08 PM
"Beavers is no stranger to law enforcement."

Beavers are no stranger to law enforcement.
 
2013-04-04 05:56:24 PM

hammettman: Indiana nudity.
This thread is useful without pics.


All my inlaws live in Indiana and Tennessee.

/we never visit.
 
2013-04-04 05:58:04 PM

Fark In The Duck: What a topless girl in Indiana might look like.  It's SFW but I'm terrified of getting banned.

LINK



I waited for about 30 seconds for the bottom half of that photo to download.
Then, I realized, that was the entire photo.
Slightly disappointed.
 
2013-04-04 05:59:42 PM
Thank God there were no pictures!
 
2013-04-04 06:00:36 PM

Rufus Lee King: Goin' downtown, gonna see my gal...


gonna sing her a song, gonna show her ma ding dong......
 
2013-04-04 06:00:40 PM
I think the real problem here is that those that choose to expose themselves in public are almost ALWAYS the exact people you DON'T want to see naked.

It's not that it's "just a naked body".  It's more like, "Damn, man, c'mon!!  I didn't wanna see that!!"
 
2013-04-04 06:01:41 PM
I really want to defend Indiana as someone who lived there for 29 years... But I just can't.

It really should be divided into 3 states because of the raging cultural differences.

/region represent
 
2013-04-04 06:02:09 PM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Upon reading the article, I ask, why is it that it's always dudes or ugly chicks that get naked, and never the hot, college-aged girls?


No one calls the cops on the hot, college-aged "perps."
 
2013-04-04 06:03:23 PM
When I was a young stud I had no qualms about being nude. Now that I'm gray and pot bellied even the bathroom mirror is scary. I won't look at mine, please don't show me yours. Exception : Farkettes, you're all hot to me.
 
2013-04-04 06:05:02 PM

Silly Jesus: Thisbymaster: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.
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if this was 52% of your population would you want them nude?

It wouldn't negatively impact me in any way because I'm not a middle school child who giggles at such things and thinks that cooties are icky.


This.  I'm cool with everyone going naked - whether they're fat or thin, old or young, etc... doesn't make a difference, because my mind is in no way offended or challenged by their nudity.
 
2013-04-04 06:10:27 PM
And people wonder why I want the fark out of Indiana...

Positive note? Got a call to be flown out to another state for a job interview.

Really tho, I about gagged two summers ago when I saw a guy on his riding lawn mower in shorts that had to be classified as daisy dukes.  He was middle aged.  Hairy. Very hairy. And fat.

/shudder
 
2013-04-04 06:13:12 PM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Upon reading the article, I ask, why is it that it's always dudes or ugly chicks that get naked, and never the hot, college-aged girls?


The hot ones don't get arrested
 
2013-04-04 06:16:37 PM
This is news in Indy.  In Detroit, STL, Cinci, or Chitown its not even strange enough for people to care.

/lived all over Indiana
//boiler up
 
2013-04-04 06:17:50 PM

phoxxy: And people wonder why I want the fark out of Indiana...

Positive note? Got a call to be flown out to another state for a job interview.

Really tho, I about gagged two summers ago when I saw a guy on his riding lawn mower in shorts that had to be classified as daisy dukes.  He was middle aged.  Hairy. Very hairy. And fat.

/shudder


Sorry about that.
 
2013-04-04 06:22:04 PM

PumpkinCake: hammettman: Indiana nudity.
This thread is useful without pics.

All my inlaws live in Indiana and Tennessee.

/we never visit.


I was born in Indiana.

/ Smart enough to leave when I was 3
 
2013-04-04 06:24:16 PM

Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.


I don't have an aversion to nudity in general.  I have an aversion to the kind of people who tend to be the ones who want to walk around nude.  Especially in Indiana.  I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see  me walking around naked and I wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone who didn't explicitly opt in.
 
2013-04-04 06:24:47 PM

phoxxy: Really tho, I about gagged two summers ago when I saw a guy on his riding lawn mower in shorts that had to be classified as daisy dukes. He was middle aged. Hairy. Very hairy. And fat.


Indiana riding lawn mower
www.oldhippie.com
 
2013-04-04 06:42:28 PM

jtown: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

I don't have an aversion to nudity in general.  I have an aversion to the kind of people who tend to be the ones who want to walk around nude.  Especially in Indiana.  I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see  me walking around naked and I wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone who didn't explicitly opt in.


Inflict what?

When I see large people at the nude beach I am not injured physically or psychologically.  I'm not sure what this is that is harming other people when a nude "unattractive" person is around.
 
2013-04-04 06:51:54 PM
I'm reasonably certain that the 14th amendment says that dudes can't expose their breasts any more than women can.

Equal protection under the law and stuff.  If I'm protected against seeing a woman's nipples (not that I want to be), I'm protected against seeing a man's.
 
2013-04-04 06:56:06 PM

Silly Jesus: jtown: Silly Jesus: I can't understand America's farked up aversion to nudity.  It's just a body.  Grow up.

I don't have an aversion to nudity in general.  I have an aversion to the kind of people who tend to be the ones who want to walk around nude.  Especially in Indiana.  I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see  me walking around naked and I wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone who didn't explicitly opt in.

Inflict what?

When I see large people at the nude beach I am not injured physically or psychologically.  I'm not sure what this is that is harming other people when a nude "unattractive" person is around.


I'll take that as an opt-in.  You've been warned.  Some day, when you least expect it...  :)
 
2013-04-04 06:58:46 PM
(Breasts)

Tehehehehe.
 
2013-04-04 06:59:01 PM

Ex-Texan: Dudes in thongs. I'm thinking:
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http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/809/tumblrltplekjrjp1qeiu01.jpg  A lot of guys can look good in a thong (probably NSFW)
 
2013-04-04 07:09:27 PM
In Beech Grove, police were called to a Walmart store where, a clerk said, a man emerged from a dressing room exposing himself. The man had tried on a pair of women's thong panties, a police report indicates, which failed to provide sufficient cover.

"What do you think?" the man asked the clerk, according to the report.


Alright, which one of you farkers is this?
 
2013-04-04 07:09:36 PM
BIE thread?


/EIP
 
2013-04-04 07:42:08 PM

BoothbyTCD: I will need to see documentary evidence before I can determine if it is in fact a 'big deal'.


RTFA -- you will never go near Indy again.
 
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