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(Gawker)   So you know that phrase where someone says, "I'm going to shove my foot up your @$$"? Yeah, about that   (gawker.com) divider line 97
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2013-04-04 02:01:56 PM
That's what lube is for.
 
2013-04-04 02:12:01 PM
Somebody is going to get an infected toenail.
 
2013-04-04 02:35:00 PM
I... wha....
 
2013-04-04 02:36:19 PM
This weeks episode of My White Momma.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-04-04 02:38:34 PM
It could have been worse.

ts2.mm.bing.net

Much worse
 
2013-04-04 02:54:37 PM
media.screened.com

Hyde: Did you ever actually do that... with your foot?
Red: Once. On Iwo Jima. I can't talk about it.
 
2013-04-04 03:06:26 PM
Having watched the news story (and, BTW, I love how the guy is being interviewed through jail bars "Do you repent?"), I can't say that gal is "put your foot up another man's ass" hot.
 
2013-04-04 03:26:16 PM
This thread is useless without xrays.
 
2013-04-04 04:25:17 PM
moviemusereviews.com

"...and then you will run a mile."

/obscure?
 
2013-04-04 04:39:25 PM
What a sh*theel
 
2013-04-04 05:34:13 PM
If only he'd been from San Fransisco, he would have known how to properly and safely prepare his friend's anus for this violation so it caused pain but no irreparable damage.

/Only half joking
//Have you ever seen the video section at Mr. S?
 
2013-04-04 06:26:16 PM
Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass...
 
2013-04-04 06:28:29 PM
UFIA?
 
2013-04-04 06:29:30 PM
Did he shine it up real nice, then turn that Sum-a-biatch sideways before doing it?
 
2013-04-04 06:30:49 PM
media.screened.com
 
2013-04-04 06:31:08 PM
How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when a guy sticks his foot up your ass?

/"Russian drunk" I'm guessing is the answer.
 
2013-04-04 06:32:29 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-04-04 06:32:57 PM
With a steel-toe, how you feel now
When my boot stuck in that ass like a dildo
 
2013-04-04 06:33:28 PM
I call BS. Smells of a bogus article.
 
2013-04-04 06:33:48 PM
Wow, isn't this like rape plus murder? Shouldn't the guy get a more severe punishment?
 
2013-04-04 06:34:07 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 06:37:15 PM
I mean i could see being mad enough to put my foot up someones ass. Hell i came close once.
I imagine the hard part would be getting the man off your foot. I mean you may have to wear him like a shoe for a time
 
2013-04-04 06:40:57 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

There once was a Whitey named Dice
Who looked like Fonzie on steroids.
Blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah blah,
My big black foot in your ass.
 
2013-04-04 06:41:56 PM
The Perp just needed to be a frat member int he U.S. and no charges because 'college kids and the stuff up your drunken ass that they do'.
 
2013-04-04 06:42:58 PM
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2013-04-04 06:47:21 PM
Something incredible,
You've done something incredible,
I've never seen a rectal blockage of this kind...
 
2013-04-04 06:48:13 PM

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That kermit pic makes LOL every time!
 
2013-04-04 06:48:14 PM
I've consulted numerous xtube videos on this topic and they seem to indicate that this is anything but fatal.
 
2013-04-04 06:48:22 PM

GreenSun: Wow, isn't this like rape plus murder? Shouldn't the guy get a more severe punishment?


But it was a man that was raped and murdered, so it is funny and not as serious.
 
2013-04-04 06:48:55 PM

tnpir: "...and then you will run a mile."

/obscure?


FUMBLE!
 
2013-04-04 06:49:54 PM
Do the stanky leg.
 
2013-04-04 06:52:02 PM

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2013-04-04 06:54:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Hyde: Did you ever actually do that... with your foot?
Red: Once. On Iwo Jima. I can't talk about it.


Well now i will just wait for the article where one guy makes the other wear his ass as a hat and my life will be complete
 
2013-04-04 07:01:26 PM
Which one of you Farkers left this comment on that page:

"'...It's just alcohol...'
That's the most delightfully unbalanced behavior to dismissal ration I've read in a long while."
 
2013-04-04 07:01:50 PM
If the victim was gay, it probably wasn't a bad way to go out.
 
2013-04-04 07:01:59 PM
I thought a boot in your ass was the American way.
 
2013-04-04 07:05:10 PM

umad: GreenSun: Wow, isn't this like rape plus murder? Shouldn't the guy get a more severe punishment?

But it was a man that was raped and murdered, so it is funny and not as serious.


Glenn Beck will be secretly paying close attention the outcome of the trial.
 
2013-04-04 07:07:03 PM
I'm a little suprised that so many people here and in TFA comments look at this as a sexual attack or some sort of rape.  If he'd jammed his foot down the guys throat, killing him, would it still be a rape murder or just murder?
From the limited information we have it does not appear to me that this is a sexually motivated attack, other than the fact that they were fighting over a girl.
 
2013-04-04 07:07:59 PM
Wha...what?

I'm with the other Farker, just how drunk do you have to be to not wake up when this happens?

I guess the Sharpie phenomenon hasn't made it to the Motherland yet.
 
2013-04-04 07:09:47 PM
Rectum, it down right killed him.

It would be worse if he followed up with foot in mouth disease.

Is that how gays handle their foot fetish?

That is not how you check a prostate.

The phrase is walk a mile in a man's shoes not his .....
 
2013-04-04 07:11:27 PM

Marmilman: If the victim was gay, it probably wasn't a bad way to go out.


Of course, because everyone who enjoys anal sex would love having a foot shoved up their asshole until their insides rip apart.

You like a good handjob? How about you clamp your dick in a paint shaker until it gets ripped off? That would be bliss right?
 
2013-04-04 07:11:57 PM
Rectum? Damn near.... Uh.. Never mind.
 
2013-04-04 07:12:47 PM
The little Fark quote in the upper-left when I first accessed the comments page for this article said, "Now with gentle glide applicator."
I laughed.

When I came back to the comments later, it said, "Now nearly rectum free."

I'm going to have to pay more attention to those quotes in the future and see how many of them fit the articles so nicely.
 
2013-04-04 07:15:00 PM
At least a size 12, maybe 13. Probably triple E.
 
2013-04-04 07:15:04 PM

Marmilman: If the victim was gay, it probably wasn't a bad way to go out.


So what you're saying here is if a heterosexual woman is assaulted, as long as it is with a penis it's probably not so bad?
 
2013-04-04 07:16:16 PM

KrustyKitten: I'm a little suprised that so many people here and in TFA comments look at this as a sexual attack or some sort of rape.  If he'd jammed his foot down the guys throat, killing him, would it still be a rape murder or just murder?
From the limited information we have it does not appear to me that this is a sexually motivated attack, other than the fact that they were fighting over a girl.


Vaginal rape is not usually sexually motivated either.
 
2013-04-04 07:19:25 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-04-04 07:23:09 PM

KrustyKitten: I'm a little suprised that so many people here and in TFA comments look at this as a sexual attack or some sort of rape.  If he'd jammed his foot down the guys throat, killing him, would it still be a rape murder or just murder?
From the limited information we have it does not appear to me that this is a sexually motivated attack, other than the fact that they were fighting over a girl.


Hmm now this got me thinking. What if two men were fighting over a girl (like in the story), except that this time, it's the girl who got drunk and the guy shoved his foot up the girl's butt and she died? Would it be considered rape and murder, or just murder? What if the guy says it's not sexually motivated? What if the guy says it was? Does proving whether it was sexually or not sexually motivated change what punishment the guy should get for shoving his foot up the girl's butt and causing her to die?

I believe the penis, vagina, breasts, butt are sexual body parts. If these body parts are attacked, does it mean there's sexual molestation or rape that just happened? If a killer enjoys cutting off the victim's sexual body parts by grabbing them and then using something sharp and he achieves "climax" by doing so, but he never penetrates the victim with his own sexual parts, is it still rape? What if he never climaxed?

I wonder how cases like this were judged before, very interesting :o
 
2013-04-04 07:23:49 PM
Judging from the amazing amount of butthurt he experienced, he must have been on Fark.
 
2013-04-04 07:26:48 PM

Kaenneth: I have the weirdest boner right now.


assets.nydailynews.com
It's not THAT weird.
 
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