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2013-04-04 01:55:59 PM
Shhhh everyone, step back and just watch the troll fight ensue
 
2013-04-04 01:56:39 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Shhhh everyone, step back and just watch the troll fight ensue


Hackers on Steroids vs Hackers on Tree Bark?
 
2013-04-04 01:57:04 PM

awalkingecho: Depends on how involved China wants to get. And I know the day after NK's last nuke test, a couple hours before the State of the Union, Ruski bombers were intercepted circling Guam. Interesting timing; could be waiting for an opportunistic moment with forces tied up in the East.


First I've heard of this. Have a link?
 
2013-04-04 01:58:52 PM

Odoriferous Queef: awalkingecho: Depends on how involved China wants to get. And I know the day after NK's last nuke test, a couple hours before the State of the Union, Ruski bombers were intercepted circling Guam. Interesting timing; could be waiting for an opportunistic moment with forces tied up in the East.

First I've heard of this. Have a link?


Linkski
 
2013-04-04 02:00:02 PM

bluorangefyre: Well if this causes WWIII, I say once its all over and done with we find Anonymous and summarily drag them all to what's left of The Hague.

There is a right time and a wrong time to pull a stunt like this.  While it most certainly had to be done, now wasn't the time.


We haven't even dragged people we KNOW to the Hague, i.e. Obama, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc... let alone a group like Anonymous.  And I'll stand behind Anonymous' actions any day of the week, it's nothing compared to what the real warmongers have done.
 
2013-04-04 02:01:10 PM

awalkingecho: Odoriferous Queef: awalkingecho: Depends on how involved China wants to get. And I know the day after NK's last nuke test, a couple hours before the State of the Union, Ruski bombers were intercepted circling Guam. Interesting timing; could be waiting for an opportunistic moment with forces tied up in the East.

First I've heard of this. Have a link?

Linkski


Crap, that one is not dated but if you GIS around a little bit, you'll turn up that it was on either Feb 12 or 13, same day or after Un's last test (timezone depending, too lazy to figure it)

There's also been recent incidents of them a little too close to Alaskan airspace in the last 6 months.
 
2013-04-04 02:01:35 PM

awalkingecho: Hackers on Steroids Melted Snow vs Hackers on Tree Bark?


We had to even it up a little bit
 
2013-04-04 02:02:22 PM

awalkingecho: Odoriferous Queef: awalkingecho: Depends on how involved China wants to get. And I know the day after NK's last nuke test, a couple hours before the State of the Union, Ruski bombers were intercepted circling Guam. Interesting timing; could be waiting for an opportunistic moment with forces tied up in the East.

First I've heard of this. Have a link?

Linkski


I used to do tech support for an ISP.   I can't tell you the kind of latent rage the word "linkski" brings up.

No I will not fix your rooter.
 
2013-04-04 02:04:42 PM
awalkingecho:

Linkski

Thank you very much.
 
2013-04-04 02:06:39 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: How would this cause WWIII?
Unless WWIII is North Korea vs. everyone else on Earth.


Kinda what I was thinking. Who would be allied with Nutty Mcnut-nut?
 
2013-04-04 02:07:01 PM

Odoriferous Queef: awalkingecho:

Linkski

Thank you very much.


No problem. There's also some buzz about a sub going undetected in the Gulf of Mexico in August of last year but I think I'm not sure how legit that is. It seems to be spread across a lot of both reputable and less reputable sources. Can't say whether it's confirmation bias or not, but it's worth a look at.

Link
 
2013-04-04 02:12:49 PM

lumiere: bluorangefyre: Well if this causes WWIII, I say once its all over and done with we find Anonymous and summarily drag them all to what's left of The Hague.

There is a right time and a wrong time to pull a stunt like this.  While it most certainly had to be done, now wasn't the time.

We haven't even dragged people we KNOW to the Hague, i.e. Obama, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc... let alone a group like Anonymous.  And I'll stand behind Anonymous' actions any day of the week, it's nothing compared to what the real warmongers have done.


The theory I've heard is that once either of those three steps onto foreign soil, they get an all-expenses paid trip to The Hague.
 
2013-04-04 02:14:02 PM
Anon-tards do something of value for once. Whar is herrrro tag, whar?
 
2013-04-04 02:15:16 PM
If any of you think Anon isn't infiltrated by the government I have this shiny bridge to sell you
 
2013-04-04 02:15:27 PM

digistil: Sudlow: It is always good to irritate paranoid, insecure people that happen to possess relatively large armies and nuclear weapons.

To quote the Chinese state newspaper, "Fatty won't do shiat."


Oh man seriously, head on desk laughing into my arm.
 
2013-04-04 02:16:31 PM
img.photobucket.com

Proof why Anon is stronger than the US military
 
2013-04-04 02:17:27 PM

Smeggy Smurf: If any of you think Anon isn't infiltrated by the government I have this shiny bridge to sell you


Not all that many of them interact with one another. They're mostly all independent under a unified 'title', so that 'infiltration' does absolutely squat-all.
 
2013-04-04 02:18:13 PM
twitter pwd = kimjung#1
 
2013-04-04 02:18:41 PM

Smeggy Smurf: If any of you think Anon isn't infiltrated by the government I have this shiny bridge to sell you


It's like infiltrating your mom, sure you can be in deep, but noone's going to notice.
 
2013-04-04 02:19:48 PM

awalkingecho: Smeggy Smurf: If any of you think Anon isn't infiltrated by the government I have this shiny bridge to sell you

Not all that many of them interact with one another. They're mostly all independent under a unified 'title', so that 'infiltration' does absolutely squat-all.


This, it's also not your personal army. Targets just sorta bubble up from the bottom until they crest at the top.

They have the attention space of James Woods eying himself some candy
 
2013-04-04 02:20:30 PM
awalkingecho:

There's also been recent incidents of them a little too close to Alaskan airspace in the last 6 months.

www.tommyjournal.com
 
2013-04-04 02:21:17 PM

JPSimonetti: awalkingecho: Is this the part where the Imperialist Pigdog  cyberterrorists have launched the pre-emptive strike and he is now justified at making war?

My first thought. It's funny, but one of those "There's a time and a place ..." moments our parents gave us speeches about when we did stupid stuff at school.


And this is exactly the time and the place.

NK is making absurd, unrealistic, hyperbolic threats and generally making themselves look like a bunch of foolish assholes.  Holding up a mirror to show what the world really sees them as is exactly what they need right now so they'll sit down and shut the fark up.

/public shaming, it WORKS.
 
2013-04-04 02:22:24 PM

Maud Dib: awalkingecho:

There's also been recent incidents of them a little too close to Alaskan airspace in the last 6 months.

[www.tommyjournal.com image 539x503]

www.morningafterpost.com


QUICK PALIN. GET TO DE CHOPPA!
 
2013-04-04 02:23:11 PM

StrangeQ: JPSimonetti: awalkingecho: Is this the part where the Imperialist Pigdog  cyberterrorists have launched the pre-emptive strike and he is now justified at making war?

My first thought. It's funny, but one of those "There's a time and a place ..." moments our parents gave us speeches about when we did stupid stuff at school.

And this is exactly the time and the place.

NK is making absurd, unrealistic, hyperbolic threats and generally making themselves look like a bunch of foolish assholes.  Holding up a mirror to show what the world really sees them as is exactly what they need right now so they'll sit down and shut the fark up.

/public shaming, it WORKS.


You've never insulted a meathead in a bar have you?  It only works to get your teeth shoved down your throat.
 
2013-04-04 02:29:33 PM

Girion47: StrangeQ: JPSimonetti: awalkingecho: Is this the part where the Imperialist Pigdog  cyberterrorists have launched the pre-emptive strike and he is now justified at making war?

My first thought. It's funny, but one of those "There's a time and a place ..." moments our parents gave us speeches about when we did stupid stuff at school.

And this is exactly the time and the place.

NK is making absurd, unrealistic, hyperbolic threats and generally making themselves look like a bunch of foolish assholes.  Holding up a mirror to show what the world really sees them as is exactly what they need right now so they'll sit down and shut the fark up.

/public shaming, it WORKS.

You've never insulted a meathead in a bar have you?  It only works to get your teeth shoved down your throat.


Except NK isn't the meathead.  If anyone is, it's the US, and NK is the scrawny rich kid running his yap about his leet taekwondo skills that would take down the meathead with a single kick.  Pointing and laughing is a perfectly acceptable response in such a situation.
 
2013-04-04 02:33:06 PM

StrangeQ: Except NK isn't the meathead.  If anyone is, it's the US, and NK is the scrawny rich kid running his yap about his leet taekwondo skills that would take down the meathead with a single kick.  Pointing and laughing is a perfectly acceptable response in such a situation.


We'll see when he decides to throw his roundhouse wearing cleats, won't we?
 
2013-04-04 02:35:08 PM

JPSimonetti: I wonder what the passwords were ...


hunter2

/obscure?
 
2013-04-04 02:35:59 PM

tricycleracer: iheartscotch: They dun goofed! The Internet police will get them now.

Consequences will never be the same.




I haven't thought about that for a while so I back traced it and found out these interesting updates...

Jessi Slaughter is now a boy named damien is the internet to blame?

Gene Leonhardt you dun goofed dad dead at 53
 
2013-04-04 02:38:29 PM

illannoyin: tricycleracer: iheartscotch: They dun goofed! The Internet police will get them now.

Consequences will never be the same.

I haven't thought about that for a while so I back traced it and found out these interesting updates...

Jessi Slaughter is now a boy named damien is the internet to blame?

Gene Leonhardt you dun goofed dad dead at 53


Damn, I guess consequences really never will be the same, huh?
 
2013-04-04 02:38:49 PM
Where did "North Korea is Best Korea" come from?  Oddly, Know Your Meme has the picture but no explanation, as far as my searches went.

Team America, maybe?  <3 that movie, but I don't remember its details.
 
2013-04-04 02:40:18 PM

Sudlow: It is always good to irritate paranoid, insecure people that happen to possess relatively large armies and nuclear weapons.


Yep.  This was not a good idea.  I suspect it breaks some international law too.

Aside, I think Un is being set up by his advisors.  I think he is being advised that this is what his father and grandfather did to make their mark in the world community.  I think an internal coup has been planned to really make this guy look out of control.  At some point in time Kim Jong-Un will be arrested or killed. His highest trusted people can see how the South Koreans are living in this new world order.  They've got to be jealous and downright pissed off.
I think Un has another week or so of power before he is eliminated from within.
 
2013-04-04 02:41:19 PM

Myria: Where did "North Korea is Best Korea" come from?  Oddly, Know Your Meme has the picture but no explanation, as far as my searches went.

Team America, maybe?  <3 that movie, but I don't remember its details.


I think IIRC it originated from some of KJI's propaganda that was poorly Engrished out to read "North Korea is Best Korea" and someone thought it hilarious so it became a meme. Not sure if that picture was the picture on the original propaganda or if someone thought it would be lulzy to add a colorful pose with it. Not positive but that's the story as I remember.
 
2013-04-04 02:46:40 PM

Girion47: Tatterdemalian: Awesome, now we have someone we can blame if Un goes nuclear!

/4chan finally gets closed for good
//Moot gets vanished before you can say "Mark Basseley Yousef"
///ask yourself, wouldn't that be worth a few million dead?

It would be a few of their million, not us or our allies.   I'm betting at most NK can hurt maybe 20K people outside of it's border.


Well that would be a losing bet:

North stands the largest special operations force (~600K) in the world. It is the head of the spear of the world's fourth largest military with 1,700 planes, 800 ships and 4,000 tanks.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/04/u-s-troops-stand-poise d- to-respond-at-north-korea-border/

The Korean People's Army operates a very large amount of equipment, including 4,060 [45] in the Ground force; at least 915 vessels in the Navy and 1,748 aircraft in the Air Force,[46] of which 478 are fighters and 180 are bombers.[47] North Korea also has the largest special forces in the world, as well as the largest [48] The equipment is a mixture of World War II vintage vehicles and small arms, widely proliferated Cold War technology, and more modern Soviet or locally produced weapons. In 1994, North Korea received 10

North Korea also has a

Despite the general fuel and ammunition shortages for training, it is estimated that the wartime strategic reserves of food for the army are sufficient to feed the regular troops for 500 days, while fuel and ammunition - amounting to 1.5 million and 1.7 million tonnes respectively - are sufficient to wage a full-scale war for 100 days.[39]

I'll take your bet.

/Never underestimate your opponent especially when they have nothing to lose.
 
2013-04-04 02:52:49 PM
did you mean router?
 
2013-04-04 02:59:30 PM

awalkingecho: Smeggy Smurf: If any of you think Anon isn't infiltrated by the government I have this shiny bridge to sell you

Not all that many of them interact with one another. They're mostly all independent under a unified 'title', so that 'infiltration' does absolutely squat-all.


Impossible!
I've been to one of their meetings.

/next time they need to provide more donuts
 
2013-04-04 03:28:15 PM

Sudlow: It is always good to irritate paranoid, insecure people that happen to possess relatively large armies and nuclear weapons.


Relative compared to what, exactly?
 
2013-04-04 03:33:35 PM

Evil Mackerel: JPSimonetti: I wonder what the passwords were ...

 12345


That sounds like the password some idiot would put on his luggage.
 
2013-04-04 03:35:15 PM

ferretman: Girion47: Tatterdemalian: Awesome, now we have someone we can blame if Un goes nuclear!

/4chan finally gets closed for good
//Moot gets vanished before you can say "Mark Basseley Yousef"
///ask yourself, wouldn't that be worth a few million dead?

It would be a few of their million, not us or our allies.   I'm betting at most NK can hurt maybe 20K people outside of it's border.

Well that would be a losing bet:

North stands the largest special operations force (~600K) in the world. It is the head of the spear of the world's fourth largest military with 1,700 planes, 800 ships and 4,000 tanks.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/04/u-s-troops-stand-poise d- to-respond-at-north-korea-border/

The Korean People's Army operates a very large amount of equipment, including 4,060 [45] in the Ground force; at least 915 vessels in the Navy and 1,748 aircraft in the Air Force,[46] of which 478 are fighters and 180 are bombers.[47] North Korea also has the largest special forces in the world, as well as the largest [48] The equipment is a mixture of World War II vintage vehicles and small arms, widely proliferated Cold War technology, and more modern Soviet or locally produced weapons. In 1994, North Korea received 10

North Korea also has a

Despite the general fuel and ammunition shortages for training, it is estimated that the wartime strategic reserves of food for the army are sufficient to feed the regular troops for 500 days, while fuel and ammunition - amounting to 1.5 million and 1.7 million tonnes respectively - are sufficient to wage a full-scale war for 100 days.[39]

I'll take your bet.

/Never underestimate your opponent especially when they have nothing to lose.


Holy crap. 915 ships? That can't be right, can it?
 
2013-04-04 03:35:25 PM

earthworm2.0: Evil Mackerel: JPSimonetti: I wonder what the passwords were ...

 12345

That sounds like the password some idiot would put on his luggage.


You "work" for the TSA, I presume?
 
2013-04-04 03:37:21 PM
Sudlow:

It is always good to irritate paranoid, insecure people that happen to possess relatively large armies and nuclear weapons.

I don't believe they really have nukes, I doubt their "conventional" missiles would work well enough to do much damage, and their army, though the best-fed section of the non-ruling classes, is still a bunch of puny runts with shabby and outdated equipment that's really only good for holding down their own hungry and unarmed people. They couldn't fight off an invasion from Madagascar let alone France.

The only reason South Korea hasn't overran them already is Russia & China woudn't like it -- and the US is afraid of those countries. But NK's historic allies have been getting tired of carrying them for a while and pretty soon might be amenable to a reshuffle. South Korea and China have been getting along pretty well lately and have been making some beautiful money together.
 
2013-04-04 03:40:44 PM

StrangeQ: Girion47: StrangeQ: JPSimonetti: awalkingecho: Is this the part where the Imperialist Pigdog  cyberterrorists have launched the pre-emptive strike and he is now justified at making war?

My first thought. It's funny, but one of those "There's a time and a place ..." moments our parents gave us speeches about when we did stupid stuff at school.

And this is exactly the time and the place.

NK is making absurd, unrealistic, hyperbolic threats and generally making themselves look like a bunch of foolish assholes.  Holding up a mirror to show what the world really sees them as is exactly what they need right now so they'll sit down and shut the fark up.

/public shaming, it WORKS.

You've never insulted a meathead in a bar have you?  It only works to get your teeth shoved down your throat.

Except NK isn't the meathead.  If anyone is, it's the US, and NK is the scrawny rich kid running his yap about his leet taekwondo skills that would take down the meathead with a single kick.  Pointing and laughing is a perfectly acceptable response in such a situation.


Yeah, Un is gonna put us down with his dim mak any second now....
 
2013-04-04 03:44:15 PM

tuna fingers: earthworm2.0: Evil Mackerel: JPSimonetti: I wonder what the passwords were ...

 12345

That sounds like the password some idiot would put on his luggage.

You "work" for the TSA, I presume?


Yeah, I am agent Lonestar.
 
2013-04-04 03:48:59 PM

lumiere: We haven't even dragged people we KNOW to the Hague, i.e. Obama, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc... let alone a group like Anonymous.  And I'll stand behind Anonymous' actions any day of the week, it's nothing compared to what the real warmongers have done.


*wipes eyes, catches breath*

Thank you. That's the best laugh I've had all week.
 
2013-04-04 03:49:22 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Holy crap. 915 ships? That can't be right, can it?


When you count fishing boats
 
2013-04-04 03:52:03 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Debeo Summa Credo: Holy crap. 915 ships? That can't be right, can it?

When you count fishing boats


Actually the quote said "vessels", so really if they have a nice salad bowl or a gravy boat I think that qualifies for N. korean purposes.
 
2013-04-04 04:08:05 PM
Girion47:  It would be a few of their million, not us or our allies.   I'm betting at most NK can hurt maybe 20K people outside of it's border.

Seoul's got a population of ~10 Million.  Even with all the shelter and evacuation training that I'm sure the residents have been doing for decades, more than 20K are going to get hurt purely from the conventional weapons that the Nork's have pointed at them.

And if Chubs army can field even a low yield nuke on a short range missile, or hell even pound it over the border using  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_artillery  , then many people are going to die.
 
2013-04-04 04:12:45 PM

Khell: Girion47:  It would be a few of their million, not us or our allies.   I'm betting at most NK can hurt maybe 20K people outside of it's border.

Seoul's got a population of ~10 Million.  Even with all the shelter and evacuation training that I'm sure the residents have been doing for decades, more than 20K are going to get hurt purely from the conventional weapons that the Nork's have pointed at them.

And if Chubs army can field even a low yield nuke on a short range missile, or hell even pound it over the border using  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_artillery  , then many people are going to die.


A "surprise" attack on Seoul via conventional artilery would likely have about 80k casualties before the offending batteries are neutralized.
 
2013-04-04 04:14:36 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Debeo Summa Credo: Holy crap. 915 ships? That can't be right, can it?

When you count fishing boats


Snark aside, that most likely is including a large amount of small, outboard motor driven craft.  Not really that impressive on their own, but if you have 20 of them loaded up with explosives and bearing down on one of your destroyers, it only takes one getting through your perimeter to make for a bad day.
 
2013-04-04 04:16:48 PM

JPSimonetti: I would not at all be opposed to tax dollars going to finding and arresting whoever did that. It was incredibly stupid and could cost thousands of lives. Probably not, but still - just a stupid, stupid idea and they'd know that if they followed the news at all. The US government doesn't think anything will happen, but they're still on full alert because it MIGHT. That is reason enough not to poke the insane, starving grizzly bear Yorkshire Terrier with a stick.


FTFY
/You going to bark all day little doggie?
 
2013-04-04 04:19:54 PM

awalkingecho: bluorangefyre: Well if this causes WWIII, I say once its all over and done with we find Anonymous and summarily drag them all to what's left of The Hague.

There is a right time and a wrong time to pull a stunt like this.  While it most certainly had to be done, now wasn't the time.

The unfortunate reality of it is, whether or not it causes an incident, it's going to have repercussions. I would be quite surprised if we don't see new legislation to even further censor or limit internet access once things cool down. THANKS OBANON.


That is going to happen anyways - or at least attempted. See the recent computer "fraud" laws that have been brought up for discussion in Congress.
 
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