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Warthog		2013-04-04 11:49:25 AM

Pork on Pork on Pork:

pbs.twimg.com

Pork.

talulahgosh		2013-04-04 11:50:55 AM

this is making my lunch of chicken noodle soup much less tasty.

Gecko Gingrich		2013-04-04 11:51:33 AM

Warthog: Pork on Pork on Pork:

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Pork.

I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

Nabb1		2013-04-04 11:54:34 AM

I put pulled pork on a grilled hot dog this weekend with my homemade South Carolina-style mustard barbecue sauce and some spicy slaw. It was mind-blowing.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2013-04-04 12:02:21 PM

Nabb1: I put pulled pork on a grilled hot dog this weekend with my homemade South Carolina-style mustard barbecue sauce and some spicy slaw. It was mind-blowing.

*drool*

What, pray tell, is SC-style mustard? Or do you mean SC-style mustard-based BBQ sauce? (Which I got addicted to when I lived in Clemson.)

I cannot WAIT until the temperature up here in Northern Alberta gets warm enough for my grill to hold heat. Above freezing would be nice.

markie_farkie		2013-04-04 12:06:24 PM

She can serve me a hotdog anytime..

GiantRex		2013-04-04 12:13:33 PM

Dammit. Now I'm even more bummed that I can't be at the home opener tomorrow. I started drooling at my desk when I read about the waffle fries with crab dip on them.

Nabb1		2013-04-04 12:17:45 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: I put pulled pork on a grilled hot dog this weekend with my homemade South Carolina-style mustard barbecue sauce and some spicy slaw. It was mind-blowing.

*drool*

What, pray tell, is SC-style mustard? Or do you mean SC-style mustard-based BBQ sauce? (Which I got addicted to when I lived in Clemson.)

I mean that. Do you want a recipe? Shoot me an email and I'll send you mine.

Gecko Gingrich		2013-04-04 12:18:32 PM

GiantRex: I started drooling at my desk when I read about the waffle fries with crab dip on them.

My brother and I did the same thing. We vowed to go right to Dempsey's and get an order the next time we go to The Yard.

Nabb1		2013-04-04 12:18:44 PM

Granted, I have to go home and look up said recipe in my binder. I don't have it on me.

Dr Dreidel		2013-04-04 12:22:02 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

images.jupiterimages.com

justtray		2013-04-04 12:27:20 PM

Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Gecko Gingrich		2013-04-04 12:27:36 PM

Dr Dreidel: Gecko Gingrich: I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

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Winner, winner schmaltzy dinner!

kronicfeld		2013-04-04 12:48:50 PM

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The Strasburger. Your move, Baltimore.

vernonFL		2013-04-04 12:58:12 PM

justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Its just celery salt and paprika

GAT_00		2013-04-04 01:08:22 PM

Dr Dreidel: Gecko Gingrich: I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

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But is the bread unleavened?

SlothB77		2013-04-04 01:12:17 PM

Look at the sign in the window: Crab Mac & Cheese Hot Dog.

that is all.

DjangoStonereaver		2013-04-04 01:19:05 PM

justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

While I won't go as far as to agree with you, most commercial Old Bay mixes are way too salty for me.

As to ballpark concessions: call me when the Orioles cross promote with SCORES Baltimore.

kronicfeld		2013-04-04 01:34:36 PM

DjangoStonereaver: As to ballpark concessions: call me when the Orioles cross promote with SCORES Baltimore.

You want hot dogs that taste like Newports and have C-section scars?

The Muthaship		2013-04-04 01:40:23 PM

They allow knives in a ball park in B-more?

Bobo_Spiewack		2013-04-04 01:44:31 PM

*crosses fingers*

Not something with crab on it, not something with crab on it.

*click*

Sigh.

Well, if it shortens the line for Boog's I'm okay with it.

Why do people eat sea roaches? WHY?

lunchinlewis		2013-04-04 01:46:34 PM

kronicfeld: The Strasburger. Your move, Baltimore.

They shut that down after last season.

Marisyana		2013-04-04 01:55:25 PM

Bobo_Spiewack: Well, if it shortens the line for Boog's I'm okay with it.

Boog's line moved pretty quick last time I was up there, but it's been a couple of years.

Despite your disdain I've got to try the waffle fries with crab dip and maybe the cupcake. I usually just eat at Boog's--Esskay hot dogs suck. However, Nationals Park edges the Yards out until Baltimore gets Ben's Chili Bowl and Shake Shack.

justtray		2013-04-04 02:04:52 PM

The Muthaship: They allow knives in a ball park in B-more?

Why not? Nothing could possibly go wrong.

bark_atda_moon		2013-04-04 02:12:37 PM

justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Blasphemy!

monoski		2013-04-04 02:15:30 PM

Kevlar vests?

dj_spanmaster		2013-04-04 02:26:49 PM

Okay, those all look pretty delicious.

mjones73		2013-04-04 02:27:15 PM

vernonFL: justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Its just celery salt and paprika

It contains the following - mustard, paprika, celery salt, bay leaf, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, mace, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, cardamom, and ginger.

espiaboricua		2013-04-04 02:28:07 PM

Nabb1: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nabb1: I put pulled pork on a grilled hot dog this weekend with my homemade South Carolina-style mustard barbecue sauce and some spicy slaw. It was mind-blowing.

*drool*

What, pray tell, is SC-style mustard? Or do you mean SC-style mustard-based BBQ sauce? (Which I got addicted to when I lived in Clemson.)

I mean that. Do you want a recipe? Shoot me an email and I'll send you mine.

Can I get the recipe too? EIP.

iamskibibitz		2013-04-04 02:30:45 PM

Dr Dreidel: Gecko Gingrich: I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

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OK. Now how about Kosher and gluten-free?

farkingismybusiness		2013-04-04 02:32:40 PM

Oh yeah? I heard Nats Park is now serving Papa John's. Take THAT Baltimore.

4NTLRZ		2013-04-04 02:37:21 PM

Meh. Let me know when you have any of these culinary Goliaths.

The Beltre Buster
1 pound of beef, covered in a 1/2 pound of bacon, grilled onions and Monterey jack cheese, served on a pretzel bun. $26.
i.imgur.com

The Murph-A-Dilla
A 2" quesadilla on warm flatbread with melted cheddar, brisket, lettuce, pico, nacho cheese, & jalapeno. Served in a bed of crunchy nacho cheese Doritos. $26.

The Boomstick
A 2", 1 pound all-beef hot dog grilled and served on a bakery fresh bun, covered in chili, cheese, grilled onions and jalapeños. $26.

Dr Dreidel		2013-04-04 02:37:36 PM

iamskibibitz: Dr Dreidel: Gecko Gingrich: I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

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OK. Now how about Kosher and gluten-free?

www.ikea.com

// too obvious?

H31N0US		2013-04-04 02:40:07 PM

mjones73: vernonFL: justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Its just celery salt and paprika

It contains the following - mustard, paprika, celery salt, bay leaf, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, mace, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, cardamom, and ginger.

Now they have to kill you.

As I'm part Italian, I add garlic too. Old bay could have a version for us dagos that includes garlic, but that would probably violate tradition or whatever.

/eats my fair share of Barnegat crabs roasted in Old Bay every summer
//mmmm....summer

Nana's Vibrator		2013-04-04 02:44:07 PM

This violates my 'don't eat food from a grill at a baseball stadium' rule. Pork and bacon? You could die. But pretending you live, when you go out after the game you're going to need a bathroom somewhere. Public toilets. You can't win. You paid $50 for tickets, $30 for parking, and $15 for undercooked pork and all it got you was pulled over for speeding home with your cheeks pinched together.

Lost Thought 00		2013-04-04 02:44:45 PM

The Muthaship: They allow knives in a ball park in B-more?

No, that's for an attached sit-down restaurant.

Warthog		2013-04-04 02:45:22 PM

Nana's Vibrator: This violates my 'don't eat food from a grill at a baseball stadium' rule. Pork and bacon? You could die. But pretending you live, when you go out after the game you're going to need a bathroom somewhere. Public toilets. You can't win. You paid $50 for tickets, $30 for parking, and $15 for undercooked pork and all it got you was pulled over for speeding home with your cheeks pinched together.

I'll bet you're a blast at parties.

Gecko Gingrich		2013-04-04 02:45:45 PM

H31N0US: mjones73: vernonFL: justtray: Old bay is disgusting. That is all

Its just celery salt and paprika

It contains the following - mustard, paprika, celery salt, bay leaf, black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, mace, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, cardamom, and ginger.

Now they have to kill you.

As I'm part Italian, I add garlic too. Old bay could have a version for us dagos that includes garlic, but that would probably violate tradition or whatever.

/eats my fair share of Barnegat crabs roasted in Old Bay every summer
//mmmm....summer

Boppity booppity.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-04 02:45:51 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Warthog: Pork on Pork on Pork:

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Pork.

I wonder if they offer a Kosher version.

No but it is served to special customers by these guys...

www.cardinalfang.net

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2013-04-04 02:54:31 PM

4NTLRZ: Meh. Let me know when you have any of these culinary Goliaths.

The Beltre Buster
1 pound of beef, covered in a 1/2 pound of bacon, grilled onions and Monterey jack cheese, served on a pretzel bun. $26.
[i.imgur.com image 580x467]

The Murph-A-Dilla
A 2" quesadilla on warm flatbread with melted cheddar, brisket, lettuce, pico, nacho cheese, & jalapeno. Served in a bed of crunchy nacho cheese Doritos. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 410x600]

The Boomstick
A 2", 1 pound all-beef hot dog grilled and served on a bakery fresh bun, covered in chili, cheese, grilled onions and jalapeños. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 610x416]

You know " = inch?

Gosling		2013-04-04 02:54:36 PM

Fifteen-Foot Hot Dog?
22 Bean Chili?
We Are Never Ever Getting Baby Back Ribs Together?
White Horse Burger?
Dear John, Watch Me Wolf Down Three Pounds Of Ham?

...this gag is harder than I thought it'd be.

Mateorocks		2013-04-04 03:07:01 PM

I think the food options at Nationals Stadium are far better than at Camden Yards, though it looks like the O's are trying.

Esskay hot dogs are the worst.

Cagey B		2013-04-04 03:08:16 PM

I still need to try the KC Royals blue cheese hot dog that I saw on one of these threads a year back.

Publikwerks		2013-04-04 03:17:21 PM

dj_spanmaster		2013-04-04 03:20:56 PM

4NTLRZ: The Murph-A-Dilla
A 2" quesadilla on warm flatbread with melted cheddar, brisket, lettuce, pico, nacho cheese, & jalapeno. Served in a bed of crunchy nacho cheese Doritos. $26.

The Boomstick
A 2", 1 pound all-beef hot dog grilled and served on a bakery fresh bun, covered in chili, cheese, grilled onions and jalapeños. $26.

$26 for 2 inches?? And my hookers complain!

mikaloyd		2013-04-04 03:22:34 PM

Allow me to introduce you to Marylands official State Cake

Smith Island Cake

Fear the Turtle but love the cake

theinterrobang.com

SlothB77		2013-04-04 03:24:09 PM

4NTLRZ: The Murph-A-Dilla
A 2" quesadilla on warm flatbread with melted cheddar, brisket, lettuce, pico, nacho cheese, & jalapeno. Served in a bed of crunchy nacho cheese Doritos. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 410x600]

The Boomstick
A 2", 1 pound all-beef hot dog grilled and served on a bakery fresh bun, covered in chili, cheese, grilled onions and jalapeños. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 610x416]

those are long inches.

4NTLRZ		2013-04-04 03:34:34 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: 4NTLRZ: Meh. Let me know when you have any of these culinary Goliaths.

The Beltre Buster
1 pound of beef, covered in a 1/2 pound of bacon, grilled onions and Monterey jack cheese, served on a pretzel bun. $26.
[i.imgur.com image 580x467]

The Murph-A-Dilla
A 2" quesadilla on warm flatbread with melted cheddar, brisket, lettuce, pico, nacho cheese, & jalapeno. Served in a bed of crunchy nacho cheese Doritos. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 410x600]

The Boomstick
A 2", 1 pound all-beef hot dog grilled and served on a bakery fresh bun, covered in chili, cheese, grilled onions and jalapeños. $26.
[media.star-telegram.com image 610x416]

You know " = inch?

Ooops! My bad. Feeling a lot like...
cdnl.complex.com

...right now.

FEET!
I'M TALKING FEET HERE, PEOPLE!

A Fark Handle		2013-04-04 03:37:32 PM

who goes to the ballpark for food?

4NTLRZ		2013-04-04 03:42:15 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. Looks like the Reds down the Halos again. And Hamilton's pretty much pickingup where he left off last season: six strikeouts on 12 at-bats. Struck out 3 times today and went down swinging to end the game.

He got his first hit as an Angel, though, and is batting a blistering .083 so far.

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