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(Yahoo)   There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want some respite, From the farking syrup thieves   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 71
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2013-04-04 12:03:13 PM  
Nice one, subby, and the tag guarantees a +1.
 
2013-04-04 12:10:11 PM  
Well done.
 
2013-04-04 12:29:37 PM  
Sappy tag is a winner.
 
2013-04-04 12:31:30 PM  
Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*
 
2013-04-04 12:38:51 PM  

DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*


To all who hate the band, I wish them well.
 
2013-04-04 12:42:41 PM  

DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*


I got this autographed at a record store in the 70's. Suck it haters and get off my lawn. Yes, it an ALBUM.

+1 to subbywww.rush.com
 
2013-04-04 12:46:31 PM  

SilentStrider: DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*

To all who hate the band, I wish them well.


I have never understood the Rush hate, I have never been a fan, but there are far worse groups of the same era out there. If I'm listening to the the radio and Rush comes on I don't care one way or the other.
 
2013-04-04 01:47:18 PM  
And the oaks just shave their heads.
 
2013-04-04 01:49:25 PM  
I am jealous of that headline. +100 subby
 
2013-04-04 01:50:07 PM  
I wonder if playing loud Rush music would keep the thieves away from the trees.
 
2013-04-04 01:50:18 PM  

DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*


Quite a few of them, I'm led to understand.
2.bp.blogspot.com
/my city was gone
 
2013-04-04 01:51:35 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-04-04 01:52:53 PM  
+1 subby.
AbbeySomeone: you get a -1, but that's just envy talking

/srsly, very cool about the autograph
 
2013-04-04 01:53:32 PM  
I love, the band, Rush, as much as I hate, the man, Rush.
 
2013-04-04 01:56:17 PM  
As a Canadian, and RUSH fan, I'm getting a kick out of that headline! Of course, I'll have the song stuck in my head all afternoon!
 
2013-04-04 01:56:59 PM  

porcupine tree: I love, the band, Rush, as much as I hate, the man, Rush.


How much do you love commas?
 
2013-04-04 01:57:16 PM  
Excellent headline.  Definite HOTY material.
 
2013-04-04 01:58:16 PM  
Sapsuckers.
 
2013-04-04 01:58:30 PM  
Nice headline subby, gave me a Rush.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:05 PM  
I love pancakes
 
2013-04-04 01:59:22 PM  

ChipNASA: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x375]


That needs a few dozen more drum sets 'shopped in.
 
2013-04-04 01:59:56 PM  
Nice headline! Actually funnier with the farkification of the profanity, too.
 
2013-04-04 02:01:51 PM  
hey subby -
 
2013-04-04 02:01:58 PM  
Good way to get shot.

And I call BS on cemetary trees.
 
2013-04-04 02:03:39 PM  

Lord Schtupp: hey subby -


i228.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-04 02:05:18 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: And the oaks just shave their heads.


Ooh, that's bad.  I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you down by hatchet, axe, and saw for that.
 
2013-04-04 02:10:14 PM  

Count_Crackula: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: And the oaks just shave their heads.

Ooh, that's bad.  I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you down by hatchet, axe, and saw for that.


Holy cow, you actually posted!
 
2013-04-04 02:11:38 PM  

The Muthaship: porcupine tree: I love, the band, Rush, as much as I hate, the man, Rush.

How much do you love commas?


You could say, I have deep, romantic feelings, for commas.
 
2013-04-04 02:14:29 PM  

AbbeySomeone: DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*

I got this autographed at a record store in the 70's. Suck it haters and get off my lawn. Yes, it an ALBUM.

+1 to subby[www.rush.com image 220x220]


Good old vinyl. Have seen them live at least a half a dozen times. Great show every time.

/off my lawn
 
2013-04-04 02:15:49 PM  
www.zebraz.us
 
2013-04-04 02:22:40 PM  
Real maple syrup is amazingly delicious.

/on bacon that is
 
2013-04-04 02:23:54 PM  
Fantastic headline subby. Well done.
 
2013-04-04 02:25:14 PM  
Yeah, I'm in the apathetic boat on Rush: I'll listen if their music comes on, and I appreciate their influence on music, but I've never been a fan of them.
 
2013-04-04 02:33:29 PM  
AWESOME headline Subby!!!  I rarely use that word and rarely use three exclamation points in a row!!! (oops, I did it a second time).
 
2013-04-04 02:37:52 PM  
Did someone say Unrest?
everquest.allakhazam.com
 
2013-04-04 02:43:36 PM  

AbbeySomeone: DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*

I got this autographed at a record store in the 70's. Suck it haters and get off my lawn. Yes, it an ALBUM.

+1 to subby


The main thing that sucks about the demise of vinyl is the loss of cool cover art. When mp3s finally make cds extinct, it will be gone forever.

I blame the kids and their itunes and their hippity hops.
 
2013-04-04 02:49:22 PM  
With little more than a spout-like tap and a bucket, people are looting the liquid out of trees on private property and hauling it away to turn into sweet maple syrup.

Stay tuned for the article next week when we see what happens when an unhappy landowner accidentally drops some LSD in buckets found on his/her property...
 
2013-04-04 02:50:18 PM  

arcas: With little more than a spout-like tap and a bucket, people are looting the liquid out of trees on private property and hauling it away to turn into sweet maple syrup.

Stay tuned for the article next week when we see what happens when an unhappy landowner accidentally drops some LSD in buckets found on his/her property...


How has no hippie already thought of this?
 
2013-04-04 02:50:58 PM  
Thanks subby.  Headline + tag = WINNER
 
2013-04-04 02:51:18 PM  
Awesome. Was just listening to clockwork angels.
 
2013-04-04 02:54:47 PM  
... Burma-Shave?
 
2013-04-04 03:11:18 PM  
 
2013-04-04 03:16:52 PM  
Bravo, Subby.  Bravo.
 
2013-04-04 03:26:39 PM  
treejack
www.sideshowtoy.com
 
2013-04-04 03:30:04 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Count_Crackula: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: And the oaks just shave their heads.

Ooh, that's bad.  I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you down by hatchet, axe, and saw for that.

Holy cow, you actually posted!


What can I say?  I'm full of surprises.
 
2013-04-04 03:42:54 PM  

SilentStrider: DanZero: Well done subby but now you're gonna bring out all of Fark's Rush haters...

*sigh*

To all who hate the band, I wish them well.


Just thank your stars you're not that way.

// Just had that song play in the car.
 
2013-04-04 03:43:05 PM  
Awesome, Subby.

May want to talk to these guys.thefilmstage.com
 
2013-04-04 03:44:32 PM  
...as well as these guys
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-04 03:46:37 PM  

The Tobes of Hades: Fantastic headline subby. Well done.


This.


/unapologetic Rush fan
 
2013-04-04 03:50:04 PM  
Needs more wind machine...

www.rowthree.com
 
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