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(The Atlantic Wire)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Alcohol Boosts the Human Brain - if You Drink a Lot   ( ) divider line 4
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2013-04-04 11:50:05 AM  
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theknuckler_33: Well, it certainly makes me sexier, stronger, and the women around me more beautiful. What CAN'T it do?!?!

It also helps me refrain from ejaculating until after my girlfriend gets hers.

It is amazing stuff.

/totally serious
2013-04-04 11:49:21 AM  
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We need a new Fark filter....

Drunks = Successful and Attractive Alcoholic Americans.
2013-04-04 11:48:52 AM  
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"Like a car that can switch to ethanol when it runs out of gasoline, heavy drinkers' brains could tap energy from an alternate fuel source."

I need to run out and get this tattoo:
2013-04-04 11:48:09 AM  
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