theknuckler_33: Well, it certainly makes me sexier, stronger, and the women around me more beautiful. What CAN'T it do?!?!
ginko: Tomorrow's headline: Smartest brain in the world dies with the most toxic liver.
Smeggy Smurf: That half of a fifth of whiskey last night makes me smrt today
spamky: They say 8 drinks per week qualifies a person as a "heavy drinker"
DerAppie: spamky: They say 8 drinks per week qualifies a person as a "heavy drinker"Yay, I'm a drunk./alcoholics go to meetings
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I must be a freakin genius
AcneVulgaris: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I must be a freakin geniusGENIOUS. Pet peave.
wildbill0712: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]Agrees
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